Haya Jalal

Qayamat kay din jab sab ko unkay amal kay barabar saza o jaza mil rahe te to nawaz sharif ko unkay amal kay saza yaa mila kah un kay pass eik bohoth he ugly or bodhe woman mila jo her waqt oos kay pass hoga,nawaz sharif bohoth udhas or sharminda tha achanak nawaz nay daykha kay ziaulhaq kay pass bohoth he khubsurat or cute woman hai,tu nawaz bohoth afsurds huwa or khuda se shikayat kar nay laga kay zia to mujh se be ziyada gunahgar tha layken osay saza main bohoth beautiful woman mile hai tu achanak awaz aiee kah kambakhat zia ko nahe darasal yaa saza woman ko mile hai kay o zia kay sath rahay....

first of all i have to tell you that its not an ordnery joke !! it can kill you realy belive me i m telling the truth . what u say you dont belive ok then i will dont learn it to you cuz i dont tell things to the people who dont hold there belive in me .......

Samajh Gaya Teray Eraaday Bass Ab Aur Nahi Aye Ishq. . .

Chal Lay Lo Jaan Meri Aur Jaan Chor Day Meri. .

""Baloon Main phassay ho tum ""
""Tumhain Kangee say nikaloon gaa""
""Kangee say na niklay tou""
"" Main TIND kara loon gaa""

Muslims
once there was a non muslim and a muslim.they both were friends.the non muslim asked the muslim that i want to go some where.tell me a place.he said that u can go to IRAQ.he said no i dont want to go there because there are many muslim there.then the muslim told the non muslim that he could go to iran and he replied the same.then he said that u can go to pakistan.he replied that that place is infected with muslims.the muslim bacame angry and replied that:""u can go to HELL,U WONT FIND ANY MUSLIMS THERE.