Haya Jalal

ek admee har waqt apni jeeb me hath dall kar phirta tha sab larke samajhte the ke us ke pass buhat paise hein ek din larkon ne us ke jeeb me hath dala to us ki jeeb phati hoi thi

Parda aurat k chehray par hota hai,
Agar Chehray par nahi to samajh lo k us ki aqal par zaror hai.

Qayamat kay din jab sab ko unkay amal kay barabar saza o jaza mil rahe te to nawaz sharif ko unkay amal kay saza yaa mila kah un kay pass eik bohoth he ugly or bodhe woman mila jo her waqt oos kay pass hoga,nawaz sharif bohoth udhas or sharminda tha achanak nawaz nay daykha kay ziaulhaq kay pass bohoth he khubsurat or cute woman hai,tu nawaz bohoth afsurds huwa or khuda se shikayat kar nay laga kay zia to mujh se be ziyada gunahgar tha layken osay saza main bohoth beautiful woman mile hai tu achanak awaz aiee kah kambakhat zia ko nahe darasal yaa saza woman ko mile hai kay o zia kay sath rahay....

first of all i have to tell you that its not an ordnery joke !! it can kill you realy belive me i m telling the truth . what u say you dont belive ok then i will dont learn it to you cuz i dont tell things to the people who dont hold there belive in me .......

Samajh Gaya Teray Eraaday Bass Ab Aur Nahi Aye Ishq. . .

Chal Lay Lo Jaan Meri Aur Jaan Chor Day Meri. .