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Maleeha Bukhari

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Dec 03, 2012
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maleeha Bukhari

Oye Mera Shampoo Ke Sath Wala Free Gift Do.

Meera : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke Sath Wala Free Gift Do.

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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath Koi Gift Nhi Hai.

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Meera: Bakwas Na Kero, Shampoo Pe Likha Hai: "DANDRUF FREE".

EDa tu Shokha

· 0 Like · Jul 11, 2019 at 17:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Maleeha Bukhari

Jin Ki Mayen Na Hon Un Ke Liye Dua Kaun Karta Hai

Me ne apni maan se poocha!
jin ki mayen mar jati hain unn ke liye dua kaun karta hai
meri maa ne kaha
beta dar agar khushk bhi ho jaye to matti se nami nahee jati

· 4 Like · Jul 11, 2019 at 06:07
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Maleeha Bukhari

Mohabbat

· 4 Like · Jul 08, 2019 at 15:07
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Maleeha Bukhari

Intelligent Student Asked His Teacher.

Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocks:
Student Rockx :

Thumbs Up, If You Liked it :

· 1 Like · Jun 25, 2019 at 09:06
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Maleeha Bukhari

Nahee Badalta To Pathar Nahee Badalta

aik sochnay wala zindah insaan ke khayalaat me tabdeelian hoti rehti hain, nahee badalta to pathar nahee badalta

· 6 Like · May 14, 2019 at 17:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Judge Aur Mujrim

Maleeha Bukhari

Phansi Par Latka Diya Jaye

judge: tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hai
tumhe kal phansi par latka diya jayega
aadmi: wo theek hai lekin utara kab jayega, muje sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai

· 2 Like · May 11, 2019 at 00:05
Category: judge-aur-mujrim
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Maleeha Bukhari

Lain Dain

· 1 Like · Apr 27, 2019 at 01:04
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Social Wall / Photos

Maleeha Bukhari

Make Biodegradable Planters Out Of Toilet Paper Rolls.

· 0 Like · Mar 15, 2019 at 03:03
Category: photos
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maleeha Bukhari

Akhri Khwahish

Saudi Arab main 3 Forigners ko saza ho rahee hoti Khodroo kee...1 Dutch, 1 Indian aur 1 Pakistani.
Teenooo ko 50 kodroo kee saza hoti hay, megar oos k saath oon ko option diya jaata hay k saza se pehle apni 1 khoahish ka izahaar ker sukte hain...
Pehle Dutch kee baree hoti hay to woh kehta hay k saza se pehle mere khoohish hay k, mujhe sirf 25 kodray maare jaain aur mere qamar per naram takyaa baand diya jae phir kodray maare jain...
Khoahish poori kee jaati hay....
Ab Indain kee baaree attee hay to woh kehta hay k mujhe sirf 10 kodray maaray jaaain aur mere Qamar per 2 naram tukiye baand die jaaain....saza se pehle...Khooahish poori kee jaatee hay...
Ab aatee hay Pakistani kee Baaree to oos ko kehte hain....tum 2 Khooahsih ker sukte ho kiyon k tum Musalman ho to tum 2 wishes karo ge....
to woh kehtaa hay theek....Mere pehle khooahish hay k....mujhe 50 k bajae 100 kodray maaray jaain aur khoob Jama ker maaray jaain, TAIL main bhigo ker...sub bohtu hairaan hote hain....Megar kerna to hay oon ko....phir kehte hain achchaa tumhaaree 2nd kooahish kia hay to Pakistani kehtaa hay k....
Kodroo se pehle MERE QAMAR per Indain ko BAAND dia jaae...:)

· 3 Like · Jan 19, 2019 at 19:01
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maleeha Bukhari

Murgee Undoo Pur Kyu Bhaitee Hai

ustaad nay apnay student say pucchha kay murgee apnay unddoo pur kyu bathteey hai? to student nay baree masuumeyat say jawab diya k sir us kay ghur mai kurseey nahee hoatey.

· 1 Like · Jan 14, 2019 at 14:01
Category: miscellaneous
 

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