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Samra Ali

Aik Dafa Do Bhangi

aik dafa do bhangiyon kay paas bhung khatam ho gaye unhoon nay socha kay bank main chri kartay hain aik nay kaha bank jungle main lay chalo so woh jutiyan uutaar kar dhaka laganay lagay aik chor unki jutiyan lay kar bhaag gaya
kuch dair baad aik nay doosray ko pucha hum kitni door a gaye hain dooosra bola
lagta hai kafi door jutiyan nazar nahin a rahin
hahhahahhahahhahahha

· 12 Like · Oct 30, 2017 at 20:10
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Neelum Chaudhry

Shair Sunayee..

shiar hai..main nay khud lika hai.. ok
badi mushkil say hu hai pyar ka pc chaloo .apnay dil kay hardisk pay aur kitni file daloon.tary pyar ka email maray dil ko lubata hai.magar bich main taray baap ka virus a jata hai..hansooo ..nahin o hooooooo...:(

· 10 Like · Oct 24, 2017 at 00:10
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Mohammad Ali Shah

1 Buzrug Farmate Hen Muje 3 Kisam K Log Bure Lagte Hen.

1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 kisam k log bure lagte hen

1 wo jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya ho
2 wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhuka rahe

Phir chup ho gaye yaha tak k Ankho me Aansu A gaye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hai ?

Wo buzurg Rone Lage
Roty Roty Hichkiyan A gai or behosh ho gaye

Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
ho gaye

Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or Farmaya

3sra wo jis k Pas mere
jesa admin ho or WO Qadar na kare..!
Khùsh ñàseébo! Qadar kro Meri.

· 9 Like · Dec 31, 2016 at 17:12
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Amna Obaid

The Qualities Of Birds

Aik admi film key director say mila aur bola key mujey filmon main chance dean.Director ney kahaa kyoon kya quality hai tum main .Wo admi bola key muj main sub parindon ki khasosyat hain.Director bola ye konsee badri baat hai ye too bahout say actor kar letey hain.Wo admi ye baat sun kar bahout mayoos hua aur khirki(window)kholi aur phur say urh(fly)gya...ha ha ha

· 7 Like · Sep 24, 2017 at 17:09
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Samra Ali

Tamater Kaho

Ek Faqir Bus Stop Per Aik Aadmi Se Bheek Mangta Hai To Woh Aadmi Kehta Hai Ke Tamater kaho.. Dhori Dair baad Faqir Phir Bolta Hai To Woh Aadmi Phir Yehi Kehta Hai Ke Tamatar Kaho Us Per Faqeer Naraz Hojata hai aur Kehta hai K Main Tum Se Bheek Mang Raha Hoon Aur Tum Mujhay Tamater Kehlarahay ho...
Is Per Un K Baraber Wala Aadmi Faqir ko
Bolta Hia K Bhi Yeh Aadmi Tootla Hai Aur Kehtaha Hai K Kamaker Kaho

· 7 Like · Sep 23, 2017 at 20:09
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Kashif Yaqoob

Sms Na Karne Walo K Liye Song.

SmS na karne walo k liye song . . " Agar Tum mil Jao " To Taangen Torr den gay Hum Tumhen paa k Tumhare Peeche Kuttay Chor den gay HUM. Bus Tum mil Jaaaooo... Hanso mat sms kar lia karo.. * Kanjoos

· 7 Like · Apr 02, 2017 at 13:04
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Safia Saeed

Pakistan Ka Dar Ul Khilafa

nanha Sufyan subah ki namaz ke baad girgira kar dua maang raha tha. ya Allah jehlum ko Pakistan ka dar-ul-khilafa bana day .
maa : beta tum yeh dua kyun maang rahay ho ?
beta : mein perchy mein yahi likh kar aaya hon .

· 7 Like · Mar 24, 2017 at 02:03
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Urooj Zahed

Ek Lerkay Ko Sirf Urdu Ka......

ek lerkay ko urdu ki kitab main say sirf ek hi muzmoon ata tha muzmoon ka naam tha ek kubadi ka ankhoon daikha haal laikin exame main muzmoon jo aya tha us ka naam tha kisi hawi sufer ka ankhoon daykha haal larka bara perayshan hoa bari soch kay baad us nay likha main jahaz main betha tha jahaz run way per dora jub urna shoroo howa to main nay daikha kh nichay kubadi ka maich ho raha tha

· 7 Like · Jun 13, 2016 at 07:06
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Urooj Zahed

namazi parhazgar doo totay...

Ek admi kay pass ek totee hotii hai joo bohat galeeyan daytee thi us totee ka malik us totee say pareeshan tha,yea baat who apnay doost koo bata hai,uss ka doost bolta hai koi masla hii nahi hai mairay pass doo namazii parhaizgar doo totay hain unn kay choor doo theek hoo gayee gi to who admi apnee totee apnay doost ko daydayta hai.jab totee ko ek totaa dakhta hai who doosray totay ko koonee markar bolta hai sijday say uutth gaaooo hamaree doowa qabool hooo gaee hai

· 6 Like · Aug 19, 2017 at 01:08
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Urooj Zahed

Two Deaf

Once two deaf.One was fishing. The other came to him and asked, are you fishing. The first said no I am fishing.The other said, oh I guessed you were fishing.

· 6 Like · Nov 01, 2017 at 15:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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