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Rumana Shahzad

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Sep 12, 2004
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Rumana Shahzad

Soch

· 0 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Rumana Shahzad

Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni,

unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi

· 0 Like · Mar 26, 2018 at 05:03
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Rumana Shahzad

Meray Dost Ne Ye Tasveer Topi Pehan Kar Khinchwai Thi

sardar jee foto grapher se: meray dost ne ye tasveer topi pehan kar khinchwai thi kiya aap kisi tarha se ye topi utaar saktay hain,
foto grapher: jee haan janab leken aap ke dost ulti maang nikalte hain ya seedhi,
sardar jee ne chand lamhey socha our bolay yaar jab aap topi utaro ge to khud hi pata chal jaiga.

· 1 Like · Mar 25, 2018 at 22:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Rumana Shahzad

Billi Aur Rasta

aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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· 0 Like · Mar 21, 2018 at 15:03
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Rumana Shahzad

Logon Ka Rush Aur Pari Maar

Dost: logo ne tumhe hospital me q mara?
Doosra Dost: logo ka rush dekh kar mene poocha ke yaha kaunsi film lagi hai, baad me pata chala k wo to ICU tha!

#jokes

· 9 Like · Mar 18, 2018 at 09:03
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Rumana Shahzad

Moat

· 6 Like · Feb 08, 2018 at 11:02
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Rumana Shahzad

Naseeb

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2018 at 15:02
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Rumana Shahzad

Zaahir Main Jo Karta Hai Barre Pyaar Ki Batain

Zaahir main jo karta hai barre pyaar ki batain
Andar se wohi shakhss hamara nahin hota

· 3 Like · Feb 06, 2018 at 08:02
Category: general
 
Poetry / Poetry Sms

Rumana Shahzad

Badan Se Rooh Jati Hai To Bichti Hai Saf E Matam

Badan se rooh jati hai to bichti hai saf-e-matam,
Magar kirdar mar jae to kiyo matam nhi hota?.

· 4 Like · Feb 02, 2018 at 04:02
Category: poetry-sms
 
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Rumana Shahzad

Pehelvaan!

one day i was in the washroom and the guy next to my toilet was a pehelvaan. i kept hearing him going ""hmm!"" ""hmm!""(he was applying pressure to something) so i was concerned about what he was up to. and after a couple of seconds i heard "" aray meree poti yaar, nikel jaa bahar mai tenu khaane thori hee chala hoon."" and thats when i ran out of the washroom dieing with laughter!!!!

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2017 at 19:11
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