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Shahbaz Ishaq

Kal B Sms Zinda Tha

Kal B SMS zinda tha,
Aaj B SMS zinda hy,

Tum kitne tax lagao gey,

Her mobile se SMS nikle ga.

(".)/' Naar-e-Msg
>))
_//_

(.")/' Zinda Bad
>))
_//_...

· 1 Like · Feb 16, 2018 at 09:02
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Original Don

ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai

Q K


DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

· 3 Like · Feb 16, 2018 at 02:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Choti Choti Cheezein

Kabhi Kabhi Choti Choti Cheezein Bhi Bohat Takleef Deti Hain... faraz



Agar Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Nahi To...




Sui Par Beth Kar Dekho.

· 2 Like · Feb 15, 2018 at 19:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Pathan Or Pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho

Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

· 1 Like · Feb 15, 2018 at 12:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Sabzi K Paisay

Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...

· 1 Like · Feb 15, 2018 at 05:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Glue Stick

Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son:-D

· 1 Like · Feb 14, 2018 at 21:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

3 Log Bohat Masoom Aur Achay Hain

Duniya me 3 Log bohat Masoom aur Achay hain,
(',')/
<)) 1 Maen,
_//_
2nd Meri Ammi ka Beta,
('.') yani Maen,

.//_
Our
3rd ApKa Dost
(',')
<)) yani k phir
// Maen,

· 2 Like · Feb 14, 2018 at 14:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Agr Me Gum Ho Gai To

Wife: Agr me
Gum ho gai to
Tm kya kroge?
Husband: Its the Time to
DI$'',

<('.')
//>
/\_
Kon Dhonde
Ga Tujhko,,,
Kabhi na mile tu
Mujhko.....:-D

· 1 Like · Feb 14, 2018 at 07:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Modern shadi

Modern shadi
Lrka lrki k father se:
Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.

· 1 Like · Feb 14, 2018 at 00:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
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