Jokes / Miscellaneous

Usaman Khan

Ladies R Ladies

Two ladies were fighting for the seat in bus ,both were claiming that she came first....
one old man was watching this all.....

At last he said: beta larro nahi ,is ka hal main tumhey batata hun."Tum mai jo umer (age) mai bari hai woh baith jai....

Phir dono aik dosrey ko bolien....

Its okay , theek hai tum hi beth jao ...nahi nahi tum hi beth jaoo...hahah.

· 0 Like · Apr 08, 2018 at 23:04
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Kashif Yaqoob

Kiya Pehchan Batayen Apne Doston Ki.

Kiya PehChaN Batayen ApNe Doston Ki, Wo To HaiN NiRale BaNdar. . * . * Girl FRIEND K Liye "KFC KA ZINGER" or DoSto K Liye "GHAZI K MAZAR KA LANGAR"

· 3 Like · Apr 08, 2018 at 15:04
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Kashif Yaqoob

Hum Aapko Aap K Aany Waly Kal K Bary Mey Bata Skty Hain.

Hum Aapko Aap K Aany Waly Kal K Bary Mey Bata Skty Hain, . . . . .Wait . . . . . . . . . . . . .Searching. . . . . , , , , , . . . . . .Loading. . . . . . . . . . . .80% Complete. . . . . . . .90% Complete. . . . . ? . . . .100% Complete. . . , . Successful . . Tu Aapka Aany Wala kal Hy . . . . . . , . "TUESDAY" TAALiyan; Thank U.. Qasam Sy Bachpan Sy Hi Zaheen Hon. Kbhi Gharor Nahi Kiya;

· 2 Like · Apr 08, 2018 at 08:04
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Kashif Yaqoob

Main Rang Sharbatoon Ka

Main Rang Sharbatoon Ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tu Gandey Naaley Ka Pani Hahahaha.
Ho gyi Bezati or parho pura msg...!

· 0 Like · Apr 07, 2018 at 18:04
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Javed Ashraf

Dushwaar Raston Ka Chand Minton Me Simat Jana

chhota rasta bhi mushkil ho jata hai jab sath chalne wala koi nah ho lekin ek bada aur dushwaar rasta bhi chand qadmon me simat jabta hai jab KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE

· 1 Like · Apr 07, 2018 at 11:04
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Abid Aqeel

Madam Light Chali Gai Ha

Nokar Meera say:
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti

#jokes #meera

· 3 Like · Apr 06, 2018 at 18:04
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Ameera Gul

Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga.

Sardar: Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga
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Aur Yehe Mashwara Apne Bachon Ko Bhi Don Ga.

#jokes

· 4 Like · Apr 06, 2018 at 11:04
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Mohammad Ali Shah

1 Buzrug Farmate Hen Muje 3 Kisam K Log Bure Lagte Hen.

1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 kisam k log bure lagte hen

1 wo jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya ho
2 wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhuka rahe

Phir chup ho gaye yaha tak k Ankho me Aansu A gaye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hai ?

Wo buzurg Rone Lage
Roty Roty Hichkiyan A gai or behosh ho gaye

Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
ho gaye

Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or Farmaya

3sra wo jis k Pas mere
jesa admin ho or WO Qadar na kare..!
Khùsh ñàseébo! Qadar kro Meri.

· 10 Like · Apr 06, 2018 at 04:04
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Sadaf Faiz

Oye Sardar G, Petrol Khatam Hu Gya Hai.

TaXi Driver: 0ye Sardar G, Petrol Khatam Hu Gya Hai, TeXi AGay Nahi Ja Sakti. .

Sardar: 0ye k0i Ghal nhi Chal Wapas Mor Lay.!

· 5 Like · Apr 05, 2018 at 20:04
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