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Ak Motiwala

""mazee Kee Baat!!!!!

AIK LARKEE NEE APNEE HONEE WALEE DEVAR SEE KAHA KE MEIN TUMHEE DAS RUPEE DETEE HOON,TUM MUJHEE APNEE BHAEE KA AIK SAR KA BAAL LADOO....
DEVAR NE KAHA AAP MUJHEE BEES RUPEE DEEN MEIN UN KEE PUREE WEGG LA DOON GA
:-)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

· 2 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Abdul Ghaffar

Kanjos

ek kanjos adni kay 6 bachay thay woh bhi ka band dibba on kay samnay rakh data or kahta kay roti os par laga kar khalo , ek din woh kahin ja raha tha to woh ghee ka dibba almari main rakhkar kar chala gata hay jab wapas aata hay to dakhta hay kay bacha almari say roti laga kar kha rahay hotay hain to woh kahta hay kambakhton kabhi baghar ghee kay bhi kha liya karo.

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Safia Saeed

Titanak

AIK DOST DOSRAY DOST SAY YAR JAB TITANAK DOOBA TOH MERA BARA NUQSAN HOA THA.....TOH DOST NAY HERAN HO KAR POOCHA KAY TUMHARA KAYA NUQSAN HOA THA TOH PEHLA DOST BOLA YAR MEIN JOOTAY (SHOES) UTAR KAR TITANAK FILM DAIEK RAHA THA TOH KOI MERAY JOOTAY UTHA KAR LAY GAYA.....

· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Seddiq Al Khan

Order ,order

AIK BAR AIK PAENDU KISI KAM SAY SHAER (CITY) JATA HAI WAHAN USS KO BHOOK LAG JATI HAI WOH AIK AADMI SAY POOCHTA HAI KAY BHAI SAHIB YAHAN HOTEL KAHAN HAI WOH AADMI KEHTA HAI KAY SAMNAY HAI SAAMNAY HOTEL AUR ADALAT (COURT) SATH SATH HOTAY HAIN PENDU GALTI SAY ADALAT MEIN CHALA JATA HAI WAHAN JUDGE SAHIB KAHTAY HAIN ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! TOH PENDU KEHTA HAI AIK PLATE DALL AUR 2 ROTIAN.

· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Maryam Rauf

Water

AIK DAFA AIK GORA ADMI KISI DESI FAMILY KEHAAN REHNE ATA HAI. WOH USKO ITNA MERCHOON WALA KHANA KHILATE HAIN KE USKI BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI. DOSRAY DIN USKO BOHAT ZOR SE BATHROOM ATA HAI TO WOH BATROOM BHAG TA HAI. WAHAAN JATA HAI TO USKO TOILET PAPER HI NAHI MILTA, AB USKI OR BHEE BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI, KAHIR WOH WESE HI BATHROOM KARNE LAGJATA HAI. MIRCHOON KI WAJHA SE USKO BOHAT JALAN HOTI HAI TO WOH JALDI SE PANI DALTA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI ""AAAAHHHHH!!! NOW I GET IT WHY DESI PEOPLE HAVE WATER IN THEIR BATHROOMS,TOILET PAPER WOULD HAVE BURNT"" HEHEHEHEHEHE

· 4 Like · Jul 19, 2017 at 02:07
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Simran Chaudhry

Ek Bazoo (arm) Nahin Hota........

EK ADMI HOTA HAI JISKA EK BAZOO NAHIN HOTA...SARE USSE KAITE HAIN KE TUM ITNE NAKAME HO....EK DIN WO KHUDKHUSHI KARNE GAATA HAI AUR MINAR PE CHAR KE KEHTA HAI AAJ MAINE MAAR JANA HAI...
NECHE DHEK TA HAI AUR EK ADMI KO DEKTA HAI JISKE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHN HOTE AUR WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI.
WO MINAR SE NICHE CHAR TA HAI AUR USKE PAAS JATE HAI..... WO DANCE KAR RAHA HOTA HAI AUR BAHOT TEEZ (FAST) ADMI KAITA HAI BHAI TUMARE DUNO (BOTH) BAZOO NAHIN HAIN TUM ITNE KHUSH MERA EK BAZOO NAHIN ME ITNA PARESHAAN (UPSET) ADMI JAWAB DETA HAI....
KISNE KAHA KE MAIN KHUSH HO MUJHE CHUMONE LAR RAHE HAIN HAHAH :)

· 3 Like · Jul 18, 2017 at 17:07
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Shaheen Fatima

Sharafat

Iustad (teachear) class say ka tum na
class mani sharafat say bathana ha abhi
head master shab ka round shab ka
round ho gay thori dar ka bad class sa
bhot shor att ha iustad class sa kahata
ha mani na kha ha sharafat sa bathana ha
to shore kas ha ka ik lirka katha ha ka
sharafat bhar pani(water) pana gaya ha.

· 2 Like · Jul 18, 2017 at 09:07
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Sofia Abid

Do Chersi

EK DIN DU CHERSI BETAY HOTAY HAIN OR EK DOSRAY SE BARA BAN NE KI KUSHISH KER TAY HAIN TU EK KEHTA HAIN K YAAR MAIN YEA FIVE STAR HOTEL AAJ KHAREED DAL DUNGA MAIN OR YEA JO AWARI TAWER BHI
PER APNE DOST SE KEHTA HAIN K YAAR AAJ TUM ITNE KHAMUSH KIUN HON AAJ TO WO KEHTA HAIN K MAIN YEA SUB BECHUNGA HAIN NAHIN TU TUM K SAY KHAREED LOGAY........
HOW IS THIS NICE NA :)

· 3 Like · Jul 18, 2017 at 02:07
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Sakeena Hussain

Pencil

George:Fred,u write with ur right hand or ur left hand?
Fred:i write with my right hand.
George:Its funny, I write with a pencil.

· 3 Like · Jul 17, 2017 at 17:07
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