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Uzma Shaheen

What Is Diff. Between Sky And Skirt

SKY covers WHOLE generation
SKIRT covers generation WHOLE

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Rumana Shahzad

Pehelvaan!

one day i was in the washroom and the guy next to my toilet was a pehelvaan. i kept hearing him going ""hmm!"" ""hmm!""(he was applying pressure to something) so i was concerned about what he was up to. and after a couple of seconds i heard "" aray meree poti yaar, nikel jaa bahar mai tenu khaane thori hee chala hoon."" and thats when i ran out of the washroom dieing with laughter!!!!

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Abdul Qaddoos

What Date Is Today?

First opium-addict: ""What date is today?""
Second opium-addict: ""It is Saturday today.""
First opium-addict:I am asking you the date, not the year.





· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Money

Money is not the only thing in this world! There is also MasterCard and Visa card...

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2017 at 21:11
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Rumana Shahzad

Sikh Jee Underwear

Aik dafa aik Sikh Underware Khareednay jata hai dukandar say kehta hai kay koi aachi quality wala underware dikhao.Dukandar us ko underware dekhata hai.Laikin woh sikh ko Pasand nahi aata woh isi tarhan kar kay dukan main jitnay underware hotay hain saray dekh laita hai magar us ko aik bhee pasand nahi aata akhir main dukandar aakhri underware dekhata hai woh sikh ko Pasand aa jata hai.Sikh dukandar say kehta hai kay yeh underware phatay ga to nahi dukandar ghoosay say ""AAP KI PEETH PHAT JAYEE GI MAGAR YEH UNDERWARE NAHI PHATAY GA"" hahha......

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2017 at 14:11
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Moiz Malik

Minare Pakistan Chukay Ga

do doost hotay han aur donoo fakkoon pay hotay hain aik kehta ha yaar kuch soocho k humaray fakkay khatam hoon
doosra doost kehta ha tum aisa karoo ka kuch ticketain banwaoo aur sale karoo aur us par likh do k aik admi minar-e-pakistan uthai ga agar na uthaey to gooli mar dayna
pehla kehta ha ya kasay hoo sakta ha k tum minar-e-pakistan utha loo
doosra doost ya ksai ho sakta ha us nay ka jo main na kaha ha likh do kahir un ki tickets bik gaian aur logoon ka aik hajoom lag gia ka admi manir-e-Pakistan uthanay wala ha ab us ka doost a kar karra ho gai aur logoon nay kahna sooroo kar dia ka ab uthao wo kahnay laga acha uthata hoon bar bar kahnay par aik banda tang a kar kehnay lga utha hay nahi to gooli mar doon ga us nay kah uthaoon logoon nay kaha han uthaoo pher us nay kaha uthaoon logoon na kaha han uthaoo to us nay kaha tek ha uthaoo aur rakhoo meray sar per

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2017 at 07:11
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Abid Aqeel

Barber

two friends were sitting, one said my father made 100 times shave a day other replied is he mad no he is barber the first friend replied: ha ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2017 at 00:11
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Saeed Sarwar

Painting

two man were sitting one asked to other if u tell me what is in my pocket i will give u all these eggs, and if u tell me how many they are i will give u all these 12 eggs, and if u tell me whose eggs are these i will give u that hen
other replied it is too difficult question give me any hint

· 2 Like · Nov 15, 2017 at 17:11
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Asma Altaf

Aik Dehati

aik dafa aik dehati shaher aya aur aik public park main baith gaya wahan usey teen hand garnade bomb miley
woh bechara dehati us ko kya malloom ke ye bomb hai us ne bomb ki pin nikali aur usko apne daantoon pe malna shoroo kardiya aur kahne laga ""bohat mazedarr hai bhai bomb tu"" itne main aik shehri wahan se guzra usne dekha ke dehati us ko apne dantoon pe mal raha hai tu us ne kaha dehati se ye kya kar rahe hoo bomb chal jaye ga,,"" dehati"" phir kya hua sahib mere paas bag main dou aur hain"" ""

· 1 Like · Nov 15, 2017 at 10:11
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