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Amina Noor

Chalak Bewi

EIK DAFFA EIK BEWI NEY APNEY SHOHAR SEY KHA KEY FALAN PLATE KITCHEN SEY LEY AAYO. SHOHAR NEY BOHAT DHOONDI MAGER USSEY NAIN MILLI. AAKHIR US NEY BEWI SEY KEH DIYYA KEY MUJHEY PLATE NAIN MILLI. BEWI NEY KHA"" MUJHEY PATA THAT KEY TUMHEIN KABHI KOI CHEEZ NAIN MILTI IS LIYYE MEIN PLATE PEHLEY HI UTHA LAYYI THI.""

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Saeed Sarwar

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EIK DAFFA EIK AADMI JAHANNAM MEIN PHIR RAHA HOTA HEY KEY US KI NAZER EIK DEEWAR PER PARTI HEY, JIS KEY PEECHEY SEY GANEY BAJANEY KI AWAZEIN AA RAHI HOTI HEIN AUR DEEWAR PER NEELI AUR RESHAM KI TASWEEREIN LAGI HOTI HEIN. US NEY HERAN HO KER FARISHTEY SEY POOCHA KEY YEH KON SI JAGA HEY, FARISHTEY NEY JAWAB DIYYA ""JAHANNAM"". WO AADMI BARRA HERAN HOYYA AUR BOLA AGER JAHANNAM ITNEY MAZEY KI JAGA HEY TO PHIR MEIN JAHANNAM JAWOON GA. FARISHTEY NEY KHA SOCH LO JO EIK DAFFA YAHAN SEY WAHAN JAYYE GA WO PHIR WAPIS NAIN AA SAKEY GA. US NEY KHA MEIN NEY SOCH LIYYA HEY BAS MEIN NEY JAHANNAM JANA HEY.
AAKHIR KAR FARISHTEY NEY TANG HO KER USSEY JAHANNAM BHEJ DIYYA, JAB WO JAHANNAM DAKHIL HOTA HEY TO PEECHEY SEY USSEY EIK ZORDAR QISAM KA KORRA LAGTA HEY. WO [ARESHAN HO KER FARESHTEY SEY POOCHTA HEY ""YEH KIYYA MEIN NEY TO JAHANNAM KI DEWAR KEY PAR TO GANEY SUNNEY THEY MAGER YAHAN TO ULTA HISAB HEY. AGEY SEY FARISHTA JAWAB DETA HEY ""WO JAHANNAM KA ADVERTISING SHUBA THA""

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Mohammad Iqbal

LATIFA AUR LATIF

AIK ADMEE NAY DOOSRAY SAY POOCHA LATIFA KISAY KAHTAY HAIN PEHLA ADMEE BOLA LATEEF KEE BEWEE KO LATIFA KAHTAY HAIN

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Urooj Imran

The Nation

Eik dafa ka zikar hai kai eik admi janat mai jata hai wuhan ja ker woh dekhta hai kai deewar per chaar tasweeren lagi hui hain.Pehli tasweer Allama Mohd Iqbal ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE THICKER OF THE NATION,dosri tasweer Quaid-e-Azam ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE FOUNDER OF THE NATION,teesri tasweer Liaqat Ali Khan ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE DEVELOPER OF THE NATION,chothi tasweer eik faqeer ki hoti hai us ke neechai likha hua hota hai ke THE NATION.

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Asma Altaf

eak dafa ka zikar hay kay char (4) larkain bathian karr rahey hootey hain........

eak dafa ka zikar hay kalarkey kahtey hay ,main brown colour ki sarhey phanoon gey kuin kay marey (husband)kay baal brown hain ,duskey larkey khetey hay main too laal colur key sarhey phanoon ghey kuin kay marey main kay baal laal hain , tessrey kheytey hay maim too kaley sarey panhoon gey kuin kay marey main kay baal kaley hain aur jess larkey ki sahdey hoo rhey hooty hay woo khatey hay main koon see sarey phanoon gey mara too main ganja hay..

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Urooj Zahed

Name

Sikary nay appnay mulazim say poucha?""ham is janvarka kia name rakayin jis per ham nay goli chalai hai mulazimnay jahrion main ja kar dehka or wapes a kar bataya sahabwa janvar appna name elim dine bata raha hai:

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Shaista Anam

Name

Sikary nay appnay mulazim say poucha?""ham is janvarka kia name rakayin jis per ham nay goli chalai hai mulazimnay jahrion main ja kar dehka or wapes a kar bataya sahabwa janvar appna name elim dine bata raha hai:

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Meena Kumari

Teen(3)old Women Train Main Safar Kar Rahey .............

teen old women train main safar kar rahey hoty hain aak khatey hay main 40 saal(year)key hoon ,doosrey kahtey hay main 30 saal key hoon ,teesery kheytey hay main 20 saal key hoon uper say old man barth say geerta hay aur kahata hay main too aabhi paada hoa hoon . (ha ha ha ha ha )

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Ali Bukhari

Intellegent Student

Aik Ustaad class main sajmahaa raha hota hey key agar aik mazdoor aik makaan ko 30 dino (days) main tameer kartaa hey to 30 mazdoor useey makan ko aik (one day) main tameer kar lein gey.
Kashif standup and brief me what I have said with example.
Kashif replaid that ""Sir aap yeheey samjaaney keey koshis kar rehey hain naan key agar aik (one) kashtee Bahra-e-Hind ko 30 dino main aboor karteey hey to 30 kashtian Bahra-e-Hind ko aik (one) din main aboor kar lain geeeeee. (Ha Ha Haaaaa)

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Neelum Chaudhry

Doo Urtain Train Main Bathain Hootey Hain.................

Doo urtain train main bathain hootey hain hay eak kaley hootey hay aur eak goorey kaley wali goorey say pushtey hay aap kaya istmal kartian hain goorey boley fair in lovley ,goorey wali kaley wali say pooshtey hay aap kaya istmal kartian hain paas bhata baba khata hay cheery blosoom.

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Posted by Muzammil Shahzad
Posted on : Nov 07, 2015

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