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Posted on : Jun 26, 2014

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Shahid Siddiqui

Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

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Poetry / Poetry Sms

Muzammil Shahzad

Kinaara

Bht soch Kr socha Hy k Kinara Kr Lia Jae,
Fakt Tanha Teri Yadon Pr Guzara Kr Lia Jae,
Ek woh bhi waqt Tha k Hm ajnbi Thy,
Q Na wohi HaaL Phr Dobara Kr Lia Jae..

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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Sehar Saeed

Allah Ki Narazgi

مخلوق کی خوشنودی کے لیے اللہ تعالیٰ کو ناراض نہ کرو، اگر اللہ تعالیٰ سے تمہارا راستہ کٹ گیا تو کوئی بھی تمہارے کام نہیں آسکتا۔

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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Waqas Moti

Pakistani Politician

there was old saying that what would happen if insect get into beer pint. the english man will throw both beer and insect. the american take out insect and drink beer. the chinees man will throw out beer and eat insect. the indian will take out insect and sell it to china and glass to american bought another beer. the pakistani will first blame indian for this act and linked to this kashmir and finally smuggle to america with kick-back.

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Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Fahad Yousuf

Achi Baat

Achi baat jo bhi kahe usay ghor se suno.

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Category: urdu-quotes