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Posted by iJunoon
Posted on : Jun 26, 2014

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Safia Saeed

Jaado

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Muzammil Shahzad

Barish Hui To Pholo K Tan Chaak Ho Gaye

barish hui tou phoolon kay tan chaak hogaye
mousam kay hath bheeg kay safaaq hogaye

badal ko kya khabar hai keh barish ki chah mein
kaisay buland o baala shajar khaak hogaye

jugno ko din kay waqt parkhnay ki zid karien
bachay hamaray ehad kay chalaak hogaye

lehra rahi hai barf ki chadar hata kay ghaas
sooraj ki sheh peh tinkey bhi bebak hogaye

bastii mein jitnay aabb guzida thay sab kay sab
darya kay rukh bdalty he tairaak hogaye

sooraj dimagh log bhi Ablaagh fikar mein
Zulf-e-shab-e-firaaz kay pechak hogaye

jab bhi Ghareeb-e-shehar say kuch guftagu hui
lehjay hawaye shaam kay nmnak hogaye

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Amir Rasheed

Dil Dukhaye

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Ijunoon

An Extremely Modest Man Was In The Hospital For A Series Of Tests…

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.

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