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Kashif Qureshi

Idlis

Once Banta Singh goes to dinner with his friends.Just to have some fun one of his friends ask--s Banta, How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?. For which Banta answers promptly - 8 idlis. His friends laugh at him and say,nobody can eat 8 idlis when their stomach is empty because when they eat the first idli their stomach would no longer be empty.
Banta enjoys the joke very much and as soon as he comes home calls his wife and asks, How many idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?. She replies - 5 idlis.
Hearing this answer Banta gets furious and replies, You fool! Had you said --8 idlis-- I would have told you a good joke!

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Category: santa-banta
 
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Kamran Ullah Khan

If A Man Expects His Women To Be An Angel

if a man expects his women to be an angel then first create a heaven for her

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Shahbaz Ishaq

Chand Taray

Girl to his boy friend:
'Kya tum meray liye chand taray toor kar la saktay ho?'

Boy:
'Tu chan taaryan di gal karni ae, log mainu amrood ni toran dendy!'

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Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / 0

Dil Lagi Ki Kisi Ko Aisi Sazaa Naa Mile

Dil Lagi Ki Kisi Ko Aisi Sazaa Naa Mile
Pyaar K Bina Jeena Zindagi Aisi
Kisi Ko Aisi Mout Naa Mile

Kamm Se Kamm Sambhalne Keliye
Dostoun Ka Sahara Toh Mile

Zindagi Me Sab K Din Hain Chaar
Ussme Kisi Ko Bhi Itne Gham Naa Milen

Mohabbat Hoti Nahi Sabse Zindagi Me
Jis Se Bhi Ho mohabbat Ho Dil Se

Bass Dil Ko Uss Se Bewafai Naa Mile
Hum Toh Jee Lenge Kaise Bhi Unke Bina

Bass Humari Wajhe Se Unki Aankhoun
Ko kabhi Aansoo Naa Mile Ye Dua Hai Meri

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Category: 0
 
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Mian Chandio

Qatra Jo Qeemti Moti Ban Gaya

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Category: urdu-quotes