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Amir Rasheed

Dil Dukhaye

· 2 Like · 3 Hours Ago
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

An Extremely Modest Man Was In The Hospital For A Series Of Tests…

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.

· 1 Like · 5 Hours Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Abdul Waheed

Takleef Da

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Poetry / Sad

Muzammil Shahzad

Kabhi Aisa Nahi Hota

tumhen aisa kyun lgta hai kay hum khud dhoondtay hain apnay rishton ko,

suno jana! kabhi aisa nhin hota,

tumharay or mere chahnay se kuch nhin hota,

kay sab rishtay, sabhi bandhan kahin pehlay se rakhay hain,

woh saaray aanay walay pal jo aakhir beet jatay hain,

jo hum se jeet jatay hain,

woh sab pehlay se rakhay hain,

samjh kar soch kar rakhay hain saray pal, sabhi rishtay,sabhi mosam,

mohabbat bhi to lamha hai, mohabbat bhi to mosam hai,

yeh kis ke dil pay utray ga?

kahan par kab khile ga, konsi galiyon main mehkay ga?

najanay konsa dil iskay rangon main fana hoga?

najanay konsa dil is lamhay ko patay he ghani tareekh galiyon ki musafat say raha hoga?

wazahat hum nhin kartay,

mohabbat hum nhin krtay,

kay yeh to jadugarni hai jo humko dhoond leti hai,

humen pehchan leti hai,

kisi masroof kamray main pari bekaar chezon say yeh humko chaan leti hai,

kabhi jab zakhm khilta hai,

bason or daftaron ki bheer main bhi yeh hamaray sath chalti hai,

lahu ki dhoop main chup chaap jalti hai,

hina ki khusbuon main jab utari hai hamari jaan leti hai,

yeh hum main bandh deti hai naye mosam, naye soraj, naye tare or khusbo,

yeh hum ko sonp deti hai koi aizaaz jiska maan rakhna farz hota hai,

yeh hum par bojh banti hai,

yeh hum par qarz hota hai,

kahan, kis par nichawar jaan krni hai,

yeh chahat hum nhin kartay,

suno jana! mohabbat hum nhin krtay….

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: sad
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Madiha Sultan

Asoolon Ki Paasdari

· 0 Like · 10 Hours Ago
Category: urdu-quotes