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Amnah Khan

Sleep With Me ....uff Taubah .. ! Lol ...............................................

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll do ANYTHING for you..."" The man says : ""Okay then, sleep with me.""She says :""You PIG!! NEVER!!"" So he says ""FINE!"" and he drops her down.... So she-s falling and screaming...Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :""Oh thank you, you saved me, I-ll do anything that you
ask..."" The guy says : ""Fraulein, sleep with me."" She replies : ""Oh you nastypig!!! NEVER!"" So the man says : ""Fine!!!"" and he also drops her down again. She-s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she-s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll SLEEP with you!!"" The Muslim man replies : ""Astaqfirulla-h!"" and he drops her........

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Samreen Qaisar

Zarorat K Mutabiq Zindagi Jeo

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Kashif Qureshi

Fair And Lovely

APNE HUSAN PAR ITNA GHUROOR NA KER . SUB 2 DIN KI MASTI HAI. TERA HUSAN BHI TAB TAK QAIM HAI JAB TAK...............................................
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Muzammil Shahzad

Aur Mein Tanha

Bas ek Khuwabon Ki Duniya or mein Tanha,

Raat Samandar Chaand Hawa Or mein Tanha,

Koi Tou Kaash Mera Bhi Gham Saaz Banay,

Mujh Se Saaray Log Khafa or Mein Tanha...

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Waqas Moti

3 Insan 3 Cheezon Se Mehroom Rehte Hain

3 Insan 3 cheezon se mehroom rehte hain
1. Ghusay wala durust Faisle se
2. Jhoot bolne wala izzat se
3. Jald baazi karne wla kamyabi se

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