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Aftab Ahmed

Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

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Amin Lakhan

Mangne K Liye Waqt

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Abdul Basit

Aik Pakistani,roosi Aur Americy

aik daffa aik pakistani, roosi aur americy baat kar rahay thay .americy nay kaha hamairay mulk kaiy logo nay itni tarraqi ki hai kay hamaray behri jahaz samandar ki teh kay sath safar kartaiy hain.roosi nay kaha hamaraiy hawai jahaz asman kay sath safar kartay hian.pakistani nay sochnay kay baad kaha kay hamaray logo nay itni tarraqi ki hay kah woh nak say khana khatay hain. americy aur roosi nai poocha nak say pakistani nay kaha nahi nak say aik inch nichay.

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Muzammil Shahzad

Chup Raha

Mein Pee K Chup Raha Wo Pila K Chup Raha.
Kiya Gulab Tha Jo Murjha K Chup Raha.

Halaat Ne Kiya Usse Kitna Sangdil.
Mein Sun K Ro Diya Wo Suna K Chup Raha.

Badle Huey Halaat Mujhe Ghamgeen Kar Gaye.
Wo Phir Bhi Dour Se Hi Muskura K Chup Raha.

Shayed Wo Torna Nahi Chahta Tha Dil Mera.
Isiliye Itna Qareeb Aa K Bhi Chup Raha.

Wo Dour Hogaya Mein Kuch Bhi Na Kar Saka.
Aankhon Se Faqat Aansoo Baha K Chup Raha..

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