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Haseeb Naqbi

Be Genious

If people can use "lol" without even laughing , surely they can use "Love You" without even loving .. So dont be fooled !!

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Abdul Jabbar

Joks Sms

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it--s one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it--s second leg and told
the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut it--s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn--t walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, I found it. If we cut cockroach--s four legs,
it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board WASH BASIN

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!



(?`?.???) Always
`?.?(?`?.???) Keep
(?`?.???)?.?? Smiling!
`?.?.??

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Category: sardar
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Uzma Shaheen

Insan Ki Fitrat

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Poetry / Love

Tum

Tum zindagi ko gham ka

Fasana bana gaye

Aankhon main intezar ki

Duniya basaa gaye

Tum se thi mere pyaar ki

Duniya basi hui

Tum se thi zindagi ki

Andehre main roshani

Tum kiya gaye

chirag_e_mohabbat

bujhaa gaye

Duniya ujhar gayi

Mere sabr o karaar ki

Ro ro k raat kaatti hoon

Intezaar ki

Jab chaand par nazar pari

Tum yaad a gaye

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Category: love
 
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Aras Rahes

Healthy Life

na kisi ko chera karo

na kisi se pange liya karo

na kisi ko dil diya karo

na kisi se dil liya karo

healthy life jiya karo

rooz
rooz
Good milk

piya karo


ha hahahahahahahahahahah


always b haPpY


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