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Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

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Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

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Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

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A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
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Muzammil Shahzad

Kinaara

Bht soch Kr socha Hy k Kinara Kr Lia Jae,
Fakt Tanha Teri Yadon Pr Guzara Kr Lia Jae,
Ek woh bhi waqt Tha k Hm ajnbi Thy,
Q Na wohi HaaL Phr Dobara Kr Lia Jae..

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