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Posted on : Jun 26, 2014

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Haseeb Naqbi

Acha Bartao

آپکا اچھا برتاؤ آپکی زندگی کا انمول تحفہ بن سکتا ہے۔

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Kashif Yaqoob

Aye Dost Tu Bhi Likha Kar Shayri



آئے دوست تو بھی لکھا کر شاعری . . .
میری طرح تیرا بھی نام ہو جائیگا ،
جب لوگ پھینکے گے اندے ٹماٹر ،
تو رات کی سبزی کا انتظام ہو جائیگا . . .
Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
Jab log phekenge ande tamatar,
Tou raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega...

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Category: miscellaneous
 
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Sms / Marital Woes

Zahid Mahmood

Leave Letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places.

1. A student--s leave letter:
As I am suffering from my uncle--s marriage I cannot attend the
class....
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2. A candidate--s application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a --typist And
an accountant - Male or Female--... As I am both for the past Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I--ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
I am enclosed herewith...
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave.
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11. Letter writing:
I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter--s wedding:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week--s leave...


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Poetry / 0

Nadeem Moti

Hasna Mana Hai

Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.
Agar wo ghusay mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikaalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehna NETWORK ki tarah.....
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jis me marr jaoo vo River ho tum,
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai ,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai,Aur maango to inkaar karte hain...
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,
Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
Woh powder hai nada(Pure) Jawani nahi hai....
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai...
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua...
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega...
Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha...
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
har khushi ko teri taraf moor doo.
Tery liye chand taare tak toor doo.
khushiyo k darwazey tere liye khol doo..
Itna kaafi hai ya do char or jhoot bole doon....
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
Ek ladki thi dewani si.
Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake,
Mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
Yehi pucha<

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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Shahida Malik

Daulat

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