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Sms / Santa Banta

Fahad Yousuf

Problem

Santa Singh wanted to lose weight desperately and so he consulted a doctor. The doctor told him that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilos.
Santa followed the doctors advice and at the end of 300 days, he called the doctor to report that he had actually lost the weight, but had a problem. Whats the problem, asked the doctor?
I am 2400 kilometers away from home

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Samreen Qaisar

Bohat Aaraam Karna Chahti Hun

lambi umeeden dunya ki mohabbat ki waja se hai

#quote #mohabbat

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Moiz Malik

Kuch Rishtey Aesay Bhi Ban Jatey Hain

Kuch Rishtey aesay bhi ban jatey hain
Kuch is Tarha say Dil-o-Jaan mein utar jatey hain
Hamesha sath rehtey hein Sath detey hain
Koi matlab nahe hota in ka..
Kahein jagah nahe hoti in ki....
Ranj-o-gham khod pay
Sehtay hein sila nahe mangtey..
Mohabat nahe chahtey kabi kabi inhe samjhny mein..
umrein beet jati hein...
Judaiyaan jeet jati hein...
Aysa he ik Rishta jo tery mery bech hai
Dekhny wali ankh ko lagey jesy Bekhra hova hai
wo he rishta Dil-o-jaan say guzr kar
Rouhon tak utra hova hai

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Sms / Santa Banta

Imran Rashid Malik

Quick Thinking

Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital. Banta: It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed.
Santa: It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!

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Ijunoon

Urooj Par Aonga Zaroor Ek Din

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