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Shaista Anam

Indain Army

Indain Army K Jawano Ko Army Ki Traning K Doran Traning Officer Ney Unhay Say Kaha Kay Jang kay Doraan Dooshmanoo Per Tut Parna Chayai Aur Apny Waten Kay Lay Jaan Daynay Say Nahi Dirna Chayai.Kaun Sipahi Apni Jaan Waten Kay Lay Dayna Chahata Hai Wo Ak Qadem Aggar Ho Gay Traning Officer Nay Dakha Akk Foji Sub Say Aggay Hai Woo Us Kay Pass Gya Aur Kaha Shabash Jawan In Sub Main Sub Say Zaiyada Bahadur Tum Hi Hoo.Foji Nay Gabra Ker Kaha Sir Main Akk Qadem Aggay Nahi Howa Balkay Yai Sub Akk Qadem Pachay Ho Gay.Main Apni Jaga Per Hi Tha.

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Daud Bhatti

Mum

mumma key 4 bachey hotey hain. un key mum ittey phoney kartey ratey hainaik daffa aik bachey ney kaha mum app itney phoney kyu kartey rahtey ho 2 bachey ney kaha kyu key mum ashura kra rahey hain. ha ha ha

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Dawood Ali

Chandini Raat

chandini raat thi wo mere saath thi main us k uper tha wo mere neche thi wo meri cycle thi

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Hira Chaudhry

Pahle India Phir Pakistan

A Pakistani politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked ""How can you afford all this on a meagre senator-s salary?""
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
""Can you see the river?""
""Yes""
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
""Of course"", said the minister.
""10 per cent"", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Pakistani minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
""How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?-, he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
""See the river over there?""
""Sure"", cried the senator.
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - ""No, I don-t see any bridge.""
""100 percent"", said the minister!!

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Eshwa Khan

Pagel Ledrka

EK USATD SCHOOL KE KMREY MAIN AAYA US NE SAWAL KYA BKE PUNKHA KES NE EYJAD KYA TO LEDRKE NE UTH KER KAHA KE PENKHEY NE

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Moona Malik

Q. What Is The Difference Between Man Cricket And Women Cricket?

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

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Mahrukh Nida

Ghair Admi

ek bete ko apne baap ki jawani ki tasveer milti hai wo apni maa se jakar poochta hai k ami ami yeh tasweer kiski hai maa kehti hai k beta yeh tumhare baap ki tasveer hai to beta bolta hai k phir yeh bhuda khoosat kon hai jo apne app ko mera baap kehta hai

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Daud Bhatti

Sonu Yai Patta Bata Doo

Akk Katoon Akk Bachay Say Post Office Ka Patta Pochti Hai.Aur Woo Bachay Say Baray Pyar Say Kahti Hai Hai Kay Batay Yai Post Office Kahan Hai.Bacha Bolta Hai Post Office Maray Ghir Kay Samnay Hai. Kahtoon Kahti Hai Ok Yai Batio Tumhara Ghir Kahan Hai Bacha Kahtta Hai Post Office Kay Samnay. Kahtoon Zoor Say Kahti Hai Off O Yai Donoo Kahan Hai Bacha Kahtta Hai Donoo Amnay Samnay Hai.

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Abdul Ghaffar

Hayret Ki Muot

Akk Doost Dossay Dost Say Kahta Hai Kay Mujhay Apni Bive Per Shaq Hai Main Nay Dakha Hai Koee Dosra Aadmi Maray janay Kay Bad Waha Hotta Hai.
Us Ka Doost Kahtta Hai Tum Issi Waqt Office Say Jao Aur Ghir Ja Kar Dakh Loo Sara Doodh Ka Doodh Aur Pani Ka Pani Ho Jay Ga.
Woo Issa Hi Kartta Hai Aur Kuch Daer Tak Ghir Kay Pass Kara Ho Jatta Hai Issi Lamhay Waha Per Koee Is Kay Ghir Main Dakil Hi jatta Hai Woo Fouran Anpay Ghir Jatta Hai.
Ghir Anay Per Is Ki Bevi Is Say Sawal Kartti Hai Kay App Ajj Jaldi Ghir Aa Gay Hai.
Woo Kahta Hai Kay Koun Yahan Per Aya Howa Hai Is Ki Bebi Kahti Yahan Too Koee Nahi Aya.
Is Per Woo Poray Ghir Main Talash Kartta Hai Maggar Waha Per Koee Nahi Miltta Yai Sooch Kar Woo Hayret Say Mit Jatta Hai.
Per Woo Upper Chala Jatta Hai Us Ki Molaqaat Upper Ak Admi Say Hoti Hai Woo Is Kahtta Hai Yaar Tum Too Ahi Jawan Hoo Tum Kasay Mir Gay Woo Apna Sara Kissa Sona Daytta Hai.
Phir Woo Admi Say Kahtta Hai Yaar Tumharay Saat Kiya Howa Tha Tum Bhi Too Abhi No Umir Hoo.
Woo Baray Zoor Say Chalatta Hai Aur Kahtta Hai Tum Nay Pora Ghir Ki Talashe lay Li Abay Defreezer Open Kar Layta Main Us Main Hi Tha.

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Posted on : Sep 11, 2015

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