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Ijunoon

Society & Security

(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi

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Ijunoon

In Or Out

(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat.
The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside.
Robert is perplexed !)
Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT: Robert Ek aur hole bana do,
aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT likh do.
Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!

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Tumhari Maa Hamare Kabze Mein Hai A€¦â€¦.

AJIT: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
AJIT: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai …….

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Ijunoon

Kaam Tou Karna Hi Padegaa.!

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon,
mujhe headache ho raha hai.
AJIT:Bewakoof………Abe head ek ho ya do,
kaam tou karna hi padegaa.!

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Ijunoon

Personal Affairs

Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman
feeling himself to have excessive control
over his personal affairs.

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Ijunoon

Checkpoint

AJIT: Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Computer laga
do aur debugger start kar dou.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, boss?
AJIT: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.

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Ijunoon

Chinese…

Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Michael,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!

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Ijunoon

Liquid Oxygen

Robert: Iska kya kare Boss?
AJIT: Robert is ko liquid oxygen may daal do!
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa,
Oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!

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Ijunoon

Suicide

Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke police station ke saamne rakh dou.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha dou.
Robert: Par sui kyon, boss!
AJIT: Bewakoof! Police yeh samjhegi ki suicide hua hai!

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