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Aras Rahes

Saas Sey Mohabbat.

aik female key 3 damaad they, aik daffa uss ney socha ki chaloo main check karoon ki merey damadoon ko mujh sey kitni mohabbat hey. aik din woh aik damaad ko sath ley kar walk par chali gai, aur jaan bhoojh kar aik khoo (well) main gir gay, us key damaad ney chalang laga kar us ki jjaan bachaa lii. us saas ney khush hoo kar apney damaad sey pocha ki tumharey pass koon sei garri hey , us ney kahaa ki TOYOTA 90 model. us ki saas ney uss ko new modle ki TOYOTA CROLA ley di....
kuch rooz key baad woh saaas jjii apney dosray damaad key sath walk par chali gai aur phir jaan bhojh kar ""well"" khoo , main girr parri, us key damaad ney foran chalang laga kar uss ki jaan bacha li. saas ney khush hoo kar puchaa ki tumharey pass kon sei garii hey , woh bolla jii! ""sozoki"" saass ney khush hoo kar usss ko new sozoki ley diii.
chand rooz baad saasooo jji apny tesray damaad jii key sath seeer "" i mean walk"" karney gai and phir jjaan bhojjh kar koonwain "" well"" main gir gai. uss key damaad ney soch ki agar main ney chalang lagaa kar isss ko bacha bhi liya to ...... mijh ko sirif aik new cycle hi milni hey , too kayoon apni jjaan khatrey main daloon...woh bahir hi kharra rahaaa, and uss ki sasoo ji doob kar halak hoo gai "" i mean uss ki saaas ki hatiyaa ho gai "" jab woh ghar ayaa too uss key susar ko patta challa , too uss ney khush hoo kar apney isss damaad koo aik new LAND KAROZER ley di..... !

· 2 Like · Nov 06, 2017 at 03:11
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Hammad Yousuf

A Young Couple

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ""Darling, I have great news: I-m a month overdue. I think we-re
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.

""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.

What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""

""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""

""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""

· 1 Like · Nov 05, 2017 at 20:11
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Madiha Sultan

Hosiary

IK BACHA DUSRAY BACHY SE KEHTA HAY TUM ITNAY HOSHEAR KIUN HO DUSRA BACHA KEHTA HAI KY MAYN HOSHIARI KI GOLIAN KATA HUN

· 1 Like · Nov 05, 2017 at 13:11
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Sana Ali

Driver

Once a psycho guy bought a watch.His another Psycho friend looked at the watch, the watch was not working so he told his friend your watch is not working.Psycho guy said ""Driver of his watch is sleeping"".

· 1 Like · Nov 05, 2017 at 06:11
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Asiya Faheem

Joke Of The Moment


bike and girl
what is the difference b/w a girl and a bike the other said that bike 1st kick and then ride but on girl 1st ride then kick

· 1 Like · Nov 04, 2017 at 23:11
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Iqra Raheem

Churail

Eik zamane ki baat hain...eik churail hoti thi....aggay kya hua? tum jakke us churail se pucho.....

· 1 Like · Nov 04, 2017 at 16:11
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Abdulla Bhatti

Halwa

ek badsha tha us kay ghar main ek bayta pada hota hai wo alaan karta hai kay jetnay molvi hain un ko bulaya jayey main un ke arzu puri karoon ga
(4)chaar molvi aa jatay hain wo sab kay sab halway ke arzu kartay hain badsha un kay samnay ek daig rakh dayta hai wo sab kay sab tut partay hain us par ek itna khahta hai kay wo mar jata hai dosara bhe itna khahta hai kay wo bhe mar jata hai tesra bhe itna khahta hai kay wo bhe mar jata hai ab 4 wala ronay lagta hai badsha us say puchta hai kay tum is liye ro rahay ho na kay tum bhe mar jaoo gay
wo khahta hai kay nahi main is liye ro raha hoon kay mayray marnay kay baad yey halwa kon khahye ga.......
ha ha ah ha ha ha ha :(

· 1 Like · Nov 04, 2017 at 08:11
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Sadaf Faiz

Army

What would one get if he/she dropped a piano on an Army officer??????

answer: A flat major

· 1 Like · Nov 04, 2017 at 01:11
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Asiah Rahi

Unitversity Say Aatey Hoey Sudent Nay Teacher Say

University ki Class off hone ke baat aik student Teacher se Question Kerti Ha.Teacher yeh larke aapas main Mill Kar Kia Baatain Kertain Hai.whoi Jo Larkiyan Kerti Hai.Student Kheti Hai.Hey Hey Hey Larke Kitne Baisaram Hootey Hai.

· 2 Like · Nov 03, 2017 at 18:11
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