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Akram Rahi

Mein Is Baar Mqm Ko Vote Nhi Dun Ga Is Ko Translate Karo...

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi

· 0 Like · Mar 27, 2018 at 10:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Faiz Ahmed Khan

Ek Sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,
Bivi Se Pucha- Bakra Kaha Se Aya?
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Bivi- Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the.

· 1 Like · Mar 27, 2018 at 03:03
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Mohammad Yaseen

Bhai Chhod Do Nasha.

"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki

Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,

Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..

Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..

Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,

Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..

Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..
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Hathi Bola:" Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ??

Sher Bola:" Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.."

· 0 Like · Mar 26, 2018 at 20:03
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Mahrukh Nida

Ek Bewda Daru Shop Ke Malik Ko Phone Karke Puchh Raha Hai.

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

· 0 Like · Mar 26, 2018 at 12:03
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Rumana Shahzad

Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni,

unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi

· 0 Like · Mar 26, 2018 at 05:03
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Rumana Shahzad

Meray Dost Ne Ye Tasveer Topi Pehan Kar Khinchwai Thi

sardar jee foto grapher se: meray dost ne ye tasveer topi pehan kar khinchwai thi kiya aap kisi tarha se ye topi utaar saktay hain,
foto grapher: jee haan janab leken aap ke dost ulti maang nikalte hain ya seedhi,
sardar jee ne chand lamhey socha our bolay yaar jab aap topi utaro ge to khud hi pata chal jaiga.

· 1 Like · Mar 25, 2018 at 22:03
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Obaid Kayani

Kaka Subah Sawairay Utha Karo Is Ke Bohat Faiday Hain

kaka subah sawairay utha karo is ke bohat faiday hain
dekho jo chirya subah sawairay uthti hain in ko kiray makoray khane ko mil jatay hain,

madam jee our jo kiray subah sawairay uthtay hain in ko jaldi uthnay ki saza bhi to milti hai.

· 1 Like · Mar 24, 2018 at 22:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Farhan Bilal

Mohabat Ka Safar Lamba Hy To Kya Hua?

MohAbaT Ka SaFar Lamba Hy To Kya Hua?

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ThoRa Tum ChALo
ThoRa Hum ChaLeN
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Phr "RIKSHA" Krwa Len Ge
Ki KhaYaL ae??.

· 1 Like · Mar 24, 2018 at 15:03
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Haseeb Naqbi

Aj Sy Tumhara Ghar Yahi Hai.

Saas:
Aj Sy Tumhara Ghar Yahi Hai
Aj Se Tum Mjhe MAA Or Sasur Ko ABU Kahogi.
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Sham Ko Larki Ka Husband Aya To Boli
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Ammi
Bhai Jaan Aa Gye..

· 0 Like · Mar 24, 2018 at 01:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
SURAH IKHLAS.
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