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Shahid Siddiqui

Sardar Gee

AIK SERDAR G LONDON MAIN AIL DUKAN PER GAIA UNHAIN GURMA(PHUL HA YAAR)LANA THA UNHAIN GARMA KI ENGLISH NAHIN AATI THI UNHOON NA GARAM SA HEATA(HEAT SA)KAR DIA OUR AIK DUKAN PER CHALA GAIA WAHAN PER HEATA MANGA DUKAN DAR PERESHAN HO GAIA US NA SARI DECTIONARIAN DAIKH LIAN LAKIN HEATA JASA KOI LUFZ NA MILA TANG AA KAR US NA SERDAR GE SA MAFI MANG LI SERDAR GE KO AIK OUR SERDAR GE WAHAN MILAA PEHLA SERDAR KAHA:DAKHO SERDAR SAHAB MAIN NOON HERTA LUBHDA 10 GHUNTA(HOURS)HO GAIA LAKIUN MANOON NAHIN LUBHIA DOSRA SERDAR GE NA FERMAIA:OOooOOooOOoo TUSI APNI CHUDO MAIN NOON COLDA(SERDA) LUBHDA DO DIN HO GAIA LAIKN MANOON NAHIAN LUBHIA

· 1 Like · Jul 31, 2017 at 14:07
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Mian Chandio

Joota Chor

AIK DAFA AIK AADMI NAMAZ PARNEY CHALA JATA HAI. JAB WOH NAMAZ PARNEY LAGTA HAI TOH APNA NIYA CHAPPAL MUSALE KE AAGE RAKHH LETA HAI ABHI WOH NAMAZ PARNE LAGTA HAI TOH US KO AIK AADMI KEHTA HAI KE AGAR CHAPPAL SAMNE RAKHH KAR NAMAZ PARHNE TOH NAMAZ NEHIEN HOTI TOH WOH ADMI KEHTA HAI AGAR CHAPPAL SAMNE HO TOH NAMAZ NAHIEN HOTI AGAR CHAPAL PEECHE RAKHH KAR NAMAZ PARHNE TO PECHHE CHAPPAL NAHIEN HOTI

· 1 Like · Jul 31, 2017 at 07:07
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Ebrahim Ali Ali

Hand!

A house was being repainted and during the work eone night the husband came home n in the night when husband and wife were ready to sleep, he put off the light swith of his bedroom but cuz he didnt know it was freshly painted , a mark of hand was left on the wall.
the next day when the painter came, the wife siad tu the painter"" come here i want to show u WHERE MY HUSBAND PUT HIS HAND LAST NIGHT""
the painter looked at the wife strangley and said"" no thanku i keep a policy not to take part in such happennings""

· 1 Like · Jul 30, 2017 at 23:07
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Abdul Rahman

Taveez Ka Kamaal

Do dost aapas main baatain kar rahai thay aik ne dosre se phoocha kia baat hai tum pareshan nazar aarahe ho, to us ne jawaab dia keh mera bheta matric main bar bar fail ho raha hai.Pehle dost ne kaha pareshan mat ho mera dadajee taaveez dega sab theek hojaiga. To pehle dost ne kaha keh meri murghi ande nahi deti us ke lia bhi aik taaveez banadena. Doosre din us ne do taaveez laiy our kaha keh sabz taveez bhetaiy ke galaiy main daalna our surkh wala murghi ke galaiy main. Do din ke baad wo shakhs buhut ghuse main aaya our kehne laga ""yaar ye kis kisam ke taveez diay thaiy.....jab murghi ko darbe se nikalta hon to wo seedi kitaab par jaati hai our ladkaiy ne subh se teen andaiy diay hain"".

· 1 Like · Jul 30, 2017 at 16:07
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Amin Lakhan

Gunja

aik dafa aik gunja nai ki dokan per gaya our nai se kaha ke mere baal kaat do nai ne baal katne ke baad us se beas (twenty)rupay mangay gunje ne pucha beas rupay kis liay tu nai ne jawab dia ke dus ball katne ke ur dus dhondne ke.

· 1 Like · Jul 30, 2017 at 09:07
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Maleeha Bukhari

Maulana Ki Dadie Dak Kar Api Bakra Ayad Ana

Masjid may alan hoi kay aaj 4 bajay maulana shaib majlis karangay .sub log 4 bagay masjid may gaya .maulana shaib masjid may abi batnay walay tay kay aak aurat nay roona soroo kia sub log haran hoya maulana shaib nay aurat say pocha kay abi may nay majlis shooro nahi kiya aap nay rona shooro kay ,aurat nay jawab may kaa kay aap ki dadie maray bakra ki dadie jasi hai

· 1 Like · Jul 30, 2017 at 02:07
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Nasir Alam

Le Pehley Tu Phoonk Le

once upon a time...a man was igniting a fire in some wood by blowing air through his mouth....as he used to blow air through his mouth.....his gas was released from his back. that happened for several times and at last he got too angry with dat and turned his |ASS| to the fire and asked, "" LE!!! TU PEHLEY PHOONK LE"" :)

· 4 Like · Jul 29, 2017 at 19:07
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Sanam Baloch

Kadha

Two men sitting next to each other in a cinema:
First man: Ye paan ki peek kahan pe thukun?
Second man: Padosi ki jeb mein.
First man: Use pata nahin chalega?
Second man: Tumhen pata chala kya?

· 2 Like · Jul 29, 2017 at 12:07
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Javed Ashraf

Proffessor Khabtii

proffessor sahab class may dakhill hotay hain or kahtay hain kay ajj hum mandak ka operation karain gay or apni jaib may hath dall kay sandwotch nikalta hai or table pay rakh data hai os kay student kahtay hain sirr ya to sandwitch hai.professor kahta hai sandwitch to may nay rastay may kia khayay tha...

· 2 Like · Jul 29, 2017 at 04:07
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