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Ijunoon

Abbey Di Juttian

When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
""Abbey di juttian""..

· 1 Like · Nov 28, 2017 at 23:11
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Ijunoon

Chai Bana Dou

BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAIN CHAI BANA DOU
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB MEIN BANA DOUNGA

· 1 Like · Nov 28, 2017 at 15:11
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Ijunoon

Newspaper

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon mein rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se
issi bahane her din nayi nayi tou milti.

· 1 Like · Nov 28, 2017 at 08:11
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Ijunoon

Kal Main Ne Hawksbay Per Dekkha,

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha,
4 addmi ne eik saath sumander main
chalang lagayi magar sirf
aik ke baal geelay howe
ye kase mumkin hai?

?
?
?

baqi 3 ganje thay...



· 1 Like · Nov 28, 2017 at 00:11
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Ijunoon

Indian Cricket Team Has Been Kidnapped By Taliban....

Indian Cricket team has been kidnapped by Taliban....
Taliban is asking for a ransom of 100,000 usd to set them free,
if not they say to burn them alive pouring kerosine....
Please donate........
I have already donated 5 litres of kerosine.....

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2017 at 14:11
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Ijunoon

Sometimes Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot...

Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot...
if u dont agree with me,

TRY TO SIT ON A PIN!!!

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2017 at 07:11
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Mohammad Asif

Life Is So Simple:

Life is so Simple:

When NASA began launch of astronauts in space,

they found out that d pen wouldn't work

at zero gravity(ink won't flow down 2

writing surface). It took them 1 decade

& $12 million 2 solve this problem.

They developed a pen that worked at 0 gravity,

upside down, underwater, on practically any surface

including crystals temperatures ranging

from below freezing to above 300'celsius.
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.
.
.
.
.

And what did the Russians do?

They used a PENCIL...

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2017 at 00:11
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Afsheen

Communication…

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster ?
Tell her not 2 tell any1...

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2017 at 16:11
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Ager Dil Ki Jaga Naam Anda

Ager dil ki jaga naam anda ""egg"" hota to
filmo k naam kuch youn hotey,
Hum anda dey chukey sanam,
Hum app key andey mein rehtey hein
Anday waley dulhaniya ley jain gey,
Do andey mill rahey hein

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2017 at 09:11
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