Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Usama Arshad

Jawab

Biwi ne shohar se kaha "Ghar mai larki jawan ho gai ahi aur aap ko kuch parwa hi nahi."
"To kia karun?" Shohar ne be basi se pocha.
"Begum, Talash to kar raha hun lekin kia karun, jo bhi larka milta hai. Ehmaq, kaam chor awr mamooli shakl-o-soorat ka hi milta hai."
"Lo aur suno... agar mere walid bhi yeh sochte to mai to ab tak kunwari hi bethi rehti."

#jokes #lateefay

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Meena Kumari

Bhooka

Faqeer: Bibi! kia aap k paas bhokay k liye khana hai?
Bibi: Haan hai, magar abhi wo bhooka office se nahi aaya.

#lateefay #jokes

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Ureeda Tehreem

Ajeeb Bat

miyan biwi shopping ke liye bazaar gaye .
biwi ne kaha : kitni ajeeb baat hai ke mere paas dupatta hai suit nahi, itar ki sheeshi hai itar nahi, angothi hai magar haar aur bunde nahi, mozay hain jootay nahi .
shohar ne thandhi aah bhartay hue kaha : mera bhi yahi haal hai, mere paas jaib hai paisay nahi .

#jokes #lateefay

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Hafiz Usman

Panaah

· 1 Like · Feb 16, 2017 at 14:02
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Aftab Ahmed

Pehli Bar Mera Gunghat Uthaya To Kaisa Mehsoos Kiya??

WIFE- Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya??

Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

· 0 Like · Feb 13, 2017 at 05:02
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Ameera Gul

Girl Friend Our Biwi Main Kitna Farq Hota Hai

Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha


· 0 Like · Feb 12, 2017 at 20:02
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Nehlay Pe Dehla

· 1 Like · Feb 11, 2017 at 05:02
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Asfand Yar

Dulha Romantic Andaz Me Bola.

Dulha romantic Andaz me Bola:
may I Kiss u darling?
.
Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli
.
Humne To kabhi
.
Gairo ko b Manaa Nai kiya,
.
Ab Aap To Fir b Apne Ho:

· 2 Like · Feb 08, 2017 at 12:02
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Kamran Kaliya

As Per Researcha Man Speaks 25,000 Words Daily.

As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000......
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000.. :p

· 1 Like · Feb 03, 2017 at 02:02
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Abdul Karim Khan

Ek Husband Ka Begum Ko Pegham.

;-> Begum day.;->

aik husband ka begum ko pegham.

Meri piyari BEGUM
SWAL Kuch B Ho
JWAB Tum Hi Ho

RSTA Koi B Ho
MNZIL Tum Hi Ho

DUKH Ktna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA Jtna B Ho
PYAR Tm Hi Ho

KHWAB koi B ho
TABER Tm Hi Ho

Yani aesa smjho

K

Saare Fasaad ki Jarr Tum ho...or sirf tum hi ho...

· 0 Like · Feb 01, 2017 at 16:02
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