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Mian Usman

The Perfect Men

Larki Train main bethi book perdh rahi thi

Book ka name tha "The Perfect Men"

Pechay Sindhi betha Chupkay say woh
... Book perdh raha tha,

Book main likha tha K SPAIN k mard
"ROMANTIC" or Sindhi Mard "BAHADUR"
hote hain.

Kuch Dair baad larki ne pechay dekha
or sindhi say uska name poocha.

Sindhi: "RONALDO SOOMRO".

· 1 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Shaheen Fatima

Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Howa Tha.

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×

· 1 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Zafar Ali Khan

Sardar Ankhain Band Karky Ayene Ke Samny Khara Hogia.

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

׺°”˜`”°º×׺°”`˜”°º×

· 0 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Asiya Faheem

If U Pass In Exams.

If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !
...
Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

&

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab parhaa be tune
itna ?

Like if u like this post :P

· 3 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Nasir Alam

Prove That2/10=2!

Prove that
2/10=2
!
American students
Wrong question.
... !
British student:
It cant be done. Math error
!
australian student:
It''s strange, how is it possible?
!
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten = wo / en
T se T cancel.
(in a,b,c
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter)
So
=23+15/ 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
We never ask ...
Ans kia hai?we only ask,
Ans Kia lay kr ana hai?
Dedicated to all Pakistani students...:D

· 1 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Waja Mulahiza Kijiye

Rasheed hospital kyun pohanch gaya?
"Wo kal muneer sahab k ghar mai muneer sahab ki tarah zindagi basar karne ki koshish kar raha tha k upar se muneer sahab aa gaye."

· 1 Like · Jan 12, 2017 at 08:01
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Alisha Khan

Zehmat

· 0 Like · Jan 11, 2017 at 18:01
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Muzammil Shahzad

Akhbar Ki Jaga

· 0 Like · Jan 11, 2017 at 09:01
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Abdul Basit

Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hay?

Khareedar: Ye bara kitne ka hay?

Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!

Khareedar heraan ho kar:
...
.

.

.

.

.

.

Touch screen wala he kya..??

· 1 Like · Jan 09, 2017 at 14:01
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Usama Arshad

4 Guys1 From Harvard.

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

· 0 Like · Jan 07, 2017 at 08:01
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