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Javed Ashraf

Hostel Gals

once a girl(living in a hostel) asked the other girl""in wat way guys would talk among each other when they r alone""
second girl replied(carelessly)""obviously in the same way we talk to each other""
1st girl got stunned and said""don-t they feel shy""

· 1 Like · Jun 02, 2017 at 19:06
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Ali Awan Malik

Reema S Priorties

once a journalist asked reema thatwat she usually does after getting up in the morning
reema inocently replied that after getting in the morning i like to go to my home

· 1 Like · Jun 02, 2017 at 12:06
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Afza Altaf

Aprial Fool;

IK GHAR MAIN PARTY HO RAHI THI.MAZBAN KI BACCH NAY BAHG KAR APNI AMMI SAY KAHA.AMMI AMMI MARY AABU NAY KITCHEN MAIN KISSI KO APNI BAHOON MAIN LAY RAKH HAY.BAGAM SAHABA BHOOT SAHMINDA HO KAR KITCHEN KI TARAF BAHGIN.BACCI NAY ACCNIK TALIAAN BAJATAY HOYA KAHA.AMMI AMMI APRIAL FOOL.WHO KOI OR NAHI HAMRI NOKARANI HAY.

· 1 Like · Jun 02, 2017 at 04:06
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Bashir Hai Kiya?

Call an unknown phone number -and ask Bashir hai kya?
She will say "" No wrong number"".
Again call after five min ""Bashir hai kya ?""
She will be reasonably annoyed ""no this is wrong number"".
Again call ""Bashir aa gaya kya""?
She will say ""aap ka dimaagh kharaaab hai kya? kyon peechay padday ho?
Again call after five min "" Bashir ko phone dena.""
She will cry with all gaaleees.
You just drop the phone.
Call after another five min ""Main Bashir bol raha hun, Mera koi
phone to nahi aya na?

· 2 Like · Jun 01, 2017 at 21:06
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Abdul Basit

Hujoom Itna Ho Tere Ghar Mein Khushion Ka

Hujoom itna ho tere ghar mein khushion ka ae dost
ke tujhe bathroom jana ho aur rasta nah mile

· 2 Like · Jun 01, 2017 at 07:06
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Kinza Hussain

Reema S Favourite

eik dafa reema se kisi ne pocha k aap ko sab se acha kon lagta hai
reema ne kaha general musharaf ,ghanta aagai karta hai ghanta pechai karta hai

· 2 Like · May 31, 2017 at 23:05
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Noor Bukhari

Baap Apnay Son Say Kehtha Hai

baap apnay son say kahtha hai kay beta pass waley garr main figth ho rahiny hay ja kay waha kaan laga kar sono wo loog kis baat par figth kar rahin hay son jaldi wapis ata hay baap poochta hay beta thumara kaan khaa giaya beta innociently jawab deta hay ap nay khaa tha kaan laga kar rake do main nay kaan katt kar deewar par rak diya

· 3 Like · May 31, 2017 at 15:05
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Jalaluddin Ahmed

Maaaaaaa

* Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it-s eyes looked at the girl and said ,-maaa!-.
The girl asked the baby fly,-main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?-
The fly replied,-kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.-

· 2 Like · May 31, 2017 at 08:05
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Pinky Queen

Time Ki Hoya Hai?

aik aadmy ney doosre aadmy de time poocha to os ne zor se thapar os ke moonh pey mara aur kaha 100 hooaa hai.To os aadmy ne kaha shukkar hai...qareeb aik teesra aadmy tha,os ne kaha ""ooee shukkar kis bat ka"" Isper os aadmy ne kaha ke agar main aik ghanta pehle time poochhta to phir..........

· 2 Like · May 31, 2017 at 01:05
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