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Ijunoon

A Man Will Lie Awake All Night

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night
thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall a sleep before you finish.

· 2 Like · Dec 07, 2017 at 07:12
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Ijunoon

There Was This Guy Who Told His Woman

There was this guy who told his woman
that he loved her so much that he would
go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going thru hell.

· 1 Like · Dec 07, 2017 at 00:12
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Teacher Can u define the word lecturer for me

Teacher - Can u define the word lecturer for me
student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit
of speaking when someone is sleeping.

· 1 Like · Dec 06, 2017 at 17:12
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Ijunoon

Aik Police Inspector Apni Barat Wali Car Main

AIK POLICE INSPECTOR APNI BARAT WALI CAR MAIN
BETHA LARKI WALOON KI TARAF JARAHA THA PECHAY
BARATION KI BUS ARAHEE THEE ....................
POLICE INSPECTOR NAY APNAY SATHI KO CALL KAR KAY
KAHA KAY AIK BUS HUMARA BARI DAIR SAY PECHA KAR
RAHEE HAY ISAY ROOK KAY CHECK KAROO...

· 2 Like · Dec 06, 2017 at 10:12
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Pars Chori Honey K Baad Larki Ka Reaction

Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : Oh Shit Os Mein Tou Mere Boyfriend Ki Tasveer Thi.

· 2 Like · Dec 06, 2017 at 03:12
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Ijunoon

Ek Sharabi Nashe Men Tun Hokar Ja Raha Tha

Ek Sharabi Nashe men Tunn hokar ja raha tha
tou peche se ek Tangay wala Aya, us ne kaha,
hat jao hat jao, Sharabi hat gaya or side per
ek ghar k darwazey k sahare khara hogaya,
wahan us ko neend aa gai. subha ghar k malik
ne darwaza khola tou sharabi neche gir gaya,
aor chilatey howey bola, yar itna tou side deya tha,
phir bhee takar maar di.



· 2 Like · Dec 05, 2017 at 19:12
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Ijunoon

Teri 1 Behan Mere Ghar Main Hai

Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Aadmi:janta hoon, teri aik behan mere ghar main hai.



· 2 Like · Dec 05, 2017 at 12:12
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Rishtay Nahi Farishtay Aatay Hain

A 60 years old bachelor advertises
his Zaroorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter
""mian sahib"" iss umar mein RISHTAY nahi FARISHTAY aatay hein.



· 2 Like · Dec 05, 2017 at 05:12
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Pichy Se Nikal Gaya…

HUM NY AIK TEETAR PAKRA AUR PINJRAY MAIN BAND KIA
TOU WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TOU WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA AUR KHAYA
TOU WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA...

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2017 at 22:12
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