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Memoona Aqeel

Pagal

aek din pagal khane se sare paglon ko jahaz men liya jata he to jahaz men sare pagal shor aur masti karte hen to jahaz la balens out hone lagta he to aek poilet dosre poilet se kehta he ke yaar tum zara adar jake sare paglon ko chup karauo kiyon dar lag raha he khain girr na jain poilet jub ander jata he he to wobhi bohat chilaya magar usko koi jawab nahin deta sirff aek pagal akhbar padh raha hota he jiska naam asad hota he use kehta he ke yaar tum mujhe sayane lag rahe ho tum in sabhko chup karwao kahen hum girr na jain to wo pagal kehne laga ke sir aap befiqer ho ke beth jauo men in sab ko chup karawon ga ...... khuchi-e-minut jahaz phirr sahi tareeke se ud ne lagata he poilet sochne lagta he ke kiya baat he yaar itna sanata kiyon ho gaya he wo phirr se andar jata he to dekhta he ke jahaz men koi nazar nahin ata he sirf wo akhbar wala pagal hota poilet us se kehta he ke yaar dossre log kahan hen (pagal):..sirr mene unse bohat kaha ke chup hojauo hum gir jain ge lekin koi baat he nahn maan raha tha is liye mene sab ko kaha he tum log bahar jake khelo mujhe tang mat karo ......hehehehehehehe

· 1 Like · Jun 11, 2017 at 14:06
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Sehar Saeed

Khuda Ka Shukar Ha

ak dafa ka zekar ha ak addmy k matthy pa golly lag gy wo mokky per hee halak ho gya essy doran ak orat ayy us na kaha k klya howa ha jab ussy patta chala k golly matty per lagny sa admmy mer gya ha uss na kaha k khuda ka ya shuker ha k aknh bach gy ha

· 1 Like · Jun 11, 2017 at 07:06
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Gulzar Ahmed

Killa Jadoon Veethokida Ae...

Aik Baar Aik Sikh Aik Punjabi Musalman Se Poochta Hai keh..
Sikh: Yaar Gal Sun Tussi Musle Khatna(Circumsissor) Kioon Karonde O?
Punjabi Muslim: Pra Gal Ae Hegi Ke ""KILLA JADOON VEE THOKIDA AE TE KARH KE THOKEEDA AE""

· 2 Like · Jun 10, 2017 at 23:06
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Farooq Ahmed

Mahesh Jan

KISY MUHALLY KA SHAKHS KAFI ARSA SEHAR SY BAHIR GUZARNY K BAHD JAB WAPUS GHAR AA RAHA THA TOH RASTY MAIN UOS KA NAOUKAR MILA.
(MALIK) :GHAR KA KIYA HAL HAI?
(NAOUKAR):AAP KA KUTA MAR GAYA BAQI SAB KHAIREEYAT HAI.
(MALIK) :KUTA KAISY MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):JINAB WOH AAP KY GHOORY KA GOSHAT KHA KAR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA HAI?
(MALIK) :KIYA GHORA BHI MAR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):AAP KE WALIDA K BHAGAIR UOS KE HIFAZAT KAOUN KARTA?
(MALIK) :KIYA WALIDA BHI WAFAT PA GAIEN?
(NAOUKAR):ZAHIR HAI POTY KA GHAM KAISY BARDASHT KAR SAKTEEN THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA BAITA BHI CHAL BASA?
(NAOUKAR):WALIDA K BHAGAIR KAISY ZINDA REH SAKTA THA?
(MALIK) :KIYA BEWE BHI FAOUT HO GAYE?
(NAOUKAR):MAKAN K NEECHY AA KAR KAISY BACH SAKTEE THEEN?
(MALIK) :KIYA MAKAN BHI GIR GAYA?
(NAOUKAR):GEE HAN!!!""BAQI SAB KHAIREEYAT HAI AAO GHAR CHALAAIN.""
KAISA LAGA? AAGAR ACHA TOH THANKS ZAROOR KJEYE GA....""mail adrees py...""

· 1 Like · Jun 10, 2017 at 16:06
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Kashif Mali

Musharaf, Wajpae, Madhuri And Margret Theature..

Aik baar Musharaf, Wajpae, Madhuri or Margret Theature train may safar ker rahey hotey hain...achanak train aik tunnel may chali jaati hay or andhera ho jata hay...andheray may pehlay kiss kernay ki aawaz aati hay phir thapar pernay ki....train tunnel say bahir aati hay to sub daikhtay hain k wajpae na apna gaal per haath rakha hoa hay or dard say face laal ho raha hay..but wo sub diplomatic hotey hain or khamoosh rehtay hain..laikin sub kuch na kuch sooch rahey hotey hain...Margret Theature soochti hay k yeh India stupid Madhuri k peechay pagal hain..wajpae nay andheray may Madhuri ko kiss kernay ki koshish ki ho gee or us nay thapar maar diya ho ga...Madhuri soochti hay k Wajpae nay muj ko kis kernay ki koshish ke ho ge or andharey may Margret ko kiss ker dee ho ge or thappar khaya ho ga...Wajpae soochta hay k Musharaf nay Madhuri ko kiss kernay ki koshish ki ho gee or andharay may Madhuri nay muj ko thapper maar diya.....Jub k Musharaf dil may hunsta hay or soochta hay k Kaash Aik Tunnel orr aa jaey to may Kiss ki aawaz nikal ker Wajpae ko aik or thapar laga doon....ha ha ha..

· 1 Like · Jun 10, 2017 at 09:06
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Umer

AIK CHOOHAY(MOUSE)NE HAATI KAY BACHY SE POOCHA ""YAAR TUMHARI UMER(AGE)KITNI HAI TO HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA 2 SAAL"". PHIR HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA OR TUMHARI TO CHOOHAY KAY BACHAY NE KAHA KAY UMER TO MERI BHI ITNI HI HAI BUS ZARA BEEMAAR REHTA HOON

· 1 Like · Jun 10, 2017 at 02:06
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Faisal Razzaq

Yah Kahane Nahy

YAH UN DNOO KE BAT HY JUB MY 10 CLASS MAY PARTHA THA ALYIA MARE HAMSAE THE MAY US SY BUCHPAN SY MUHBET KARTA THA HON OUR RAHOON GA SARE UMER LAKEN US SY KHY NAHEE SKA IS LEY K WOH HAMARY RISHTYDAR BHE LAGTY DOOR SY MY MUBHET IS TRAH KRNY LAGA K MARY COUSEN KE SHADE THE PENDE OUR WHO BHE GY THE HUM SIALKOT RAHTY HEN SHADE PAR MAY NY US SY KHY DEA WHO KHANY LAGY K MAY TO KAB SY TUMHARY MON SY YAH SONNA CHAHTE THE KESA MUHTSER K WOH BHE MUJH SY PEAR KERNY LGY AB HAMARY PAYR KO KISE KE NAZER LAG GAE HY US KY GHAR WALOO KO BHE PATA HY LYKEN WO MANTY NAHY WO TO MUG SY KAHTY HY K KOOT MY SHADE KAR LAY LAKEN ME YAH KAHATHA HONN K AGER HUM KER LAY TO SAB HUM SY NARAZ HOO JA GAY AB AP MUJHY GIDE KRO K MAY KYA KROO PAYAR TO MAY US SY ITNA KARTA HOON K US K LEY KOOSH BHE KAR SKTA HOON OUR BRAY MAHER BANE IS KO KAHANE NA SAMJHNA MUJHY AP K JWAB KA INTZAR RAHY GA OUR US KA NAM A SY YAH ALYIA SY SHORO KRANA TA K MUJHY PTA LG JAY K YAH MARY LEAY HEE OUR AGR AP NY MUJH JASY NA CHEEZ PER YAH IHSAN KERDEA TO MY AP KO YAKEEN DELATA HOON K JO AP KAHY GYY WESAHE KAROO GA MERANAM SHAHZAD HY YAKEEN KROO K ME US SY ITNE MUHABET KRTA HOON K KOE KSE SY NAHY KER SKTA OK HUDA HAFEEZ AP KY JWAB KA MUNTZER SHAHZAD E U I Y

· 1 Like · Jun 09, 2017 at 19:06
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Ali Awan Malik

Mein Chooha Nahi Hoon

ek dafa ek admi ko wehem ho gia key wo insaan nahi bulkey chooha hey. sab log samjha samjha ker thak gay magar wo manta hee nahi tha. Akhir ek din jab ooskey dost ek hotel mein bethey huey thay wo waha bara Aakar ker aya or bola mujhey pata chal gia hey dosto.. key mein chooha nahi insaan hoon. sab barey khush huey or khushi ka izhar kia. itney mein kahi sey ek billi hotel mein ghus ayee wo admi ""billi.. billi"" cheekhta hua mez per charh gia. Dost barey heran huey or boley yeh kia tumhein pata to hey key tum choohey nahi ho phir ??? wo admi kamptey huey bola mujhey to pata hey magar billi ko to nahi pata na !!!!

· 2 Like · Jun 09, 2017 at 12:06
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Haseeb Raza

Khrki Maim Choor Kar

darwazi per bell baji. admi ni khrki main si dika aur apne bity ko blaia us si kha ki jo bhar aya hai us si kho ki abbu ghar per nahin hain .batci ne bhar ja kar kha. adme ni bap ko kharki main si dihkta hoi dikh lia tha us ni kha ki beeta abbu si kho bhar jati waqat apna mun khrki main na chor kar jaya karay

· 2 Like · Jun 09, 2017 at 04:06
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