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Ye main ne 500 pages ki book likhi hai

Doctor pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye main ne 500 pages ki book likhi hai.
Doctor: Tum ne 500 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai k ek raja ghoray par beth k jungle ki taraf chala, aur last page pe likha k raja jungle pohanch gaya.
Doctor: To Saale beech k 498 pages pe kya likha?
Pagal: Tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik tigrik...:D

Category: Sms / Funny - on Apr 12, 2014

Aj sms package ka Expiry Day Hai

Woh Message Pe Message Kar Raha Tha
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Faraz
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Mene Kaha Itna Pyar Kis Liye ? :O
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Us Ny Kaha Aj sms package ka Expiry Day Hai Is Liye. . =D

Category: Sms / Funny - on Apr 12, 2014

pyaaaz.

Kese kahoon k mujhe tum se? ? ? ? ? p. py. pya. pyaaaaa. pyaaa. pyaaaz. or . . . . Aaloo katwane hain.

Category: Sms / Funny - on Mar 05, 2014

Kuch to taras khaya hota ary zalim pathan.

Kuch to taras khaya hota ary zalim pathan. kia mila tjhe hamri phool jesi bachiyan rula kr.. From Bangladesh

Category: Sms / Funny - on Mar 05, 2014

Choose Any No

Choose Any No 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Phir Apko Kuch Nahi Bataon ga Tum Logon Ko To Chaska Hi Par Gaya Hai Najumi Samjha Hai Kya?

Category: Sms / Funny - on Feb 28, 2014

Yaad Hy Tumhe Wo School k Din Hum Kitna Kehlty Thy

Yaad Hy Tumhe Wo School k Din Hum Kitna Kehlty Thy Batain Kartay Thy Larrty Thy Hansty Thy Roty Thy Nahi Yaad? Kesy Yaad Hoga Hum konsa 1 Sath Parhty Thy.

Category: Sms / Funny - on Feb 22, 2014

Baba arz kartay hain Dil hay sacha aur dimaag hay kacha.

Baba arz kartay hain Dil hay sacha aur dimaag hay kacha wah wah Dil hay sacha aur dimaag hay kacha tere msgs nai aa rahey kya naraz hay bachaa???

Category: Sms / Funny - on Feb 20, 2014

Challenge! Check karain is me kia miskate hai.

Challenge! Check karain is me kia miskate hai. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 Shabaash Mistake ki spelling galat hai:
ab phr uppar jao

Category: Sms / Funny - on Feb 20, 2014

H0me work Q nhi kiya?

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

Category: Sms / Funny - on Feb 12, 2014

Na jane kis mitti k hain mere dost.

Na jane kis mitti k hain mere dost. Jab tak mitti paleet na karo msg hi nahi karte Package SusraL ! ! walo k liye karwaya hai kya?

Category: Sms / Funny - on Feb 10, 2014
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