Funny
Muskurana to hr larki ki ada hai
Muskurana to hr larki ki ada hai jo mohabt smjhy wo sub sy bara gadha ha.
"Shohar Ek Aisi Mazloom Makhlooq Hai.
"Shohar Ek Aisi Mazloom Makhlooq Hai...
Jis k Samne choohay aur Chipkali Se Darne Wali BV
Sher Ban K Ghoomti Hai! :
Is mobile ki jan chor dy
Mom,,:
is mobile ki jan chor dy
is se tujy Roti nhi milny wali
Son:
Koi bat ni,
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_/ /_ Roti bnany wali to mily gi na..
Khubsurti apse shuru ap pe khatam
Khubsurti apse shuru ap pe khatam
wah wah wah
khubsurti apse shuru ap pe khatam
wah wah wah:-)
Ye MAzak apse shuru ap pr he khatam
HA HA HA HA:
1 Jutt kisi ki shadi me gya,
1 Jutt kisi ki shadi me gya,
shadi walay ghar k 2 darwazay thay,
1 pe rishtedar dosray pe dost likha tha,
Jutt dosto walay darwaze se dakhil hua,
aagay phir 2 darwazay thay 1 pe ladies dosray pe gents likha tha,
Jutt gents walay darwazay se enter hua,
wahan 2 or darwazay thay,
1 pe gift dene walay dosray pe baghair gift walay likha tha,
Jutt baghair gift walay darwazay me dakhil ho gya.
Samne dekha to Jutt bahir gali me kharra tha.!.
APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen.!.
APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen.!.
Vitamin se "Power"
Power se "Work" hota hy.!.
Work se "PAISA"
PAISE se "Marriage" hoti hy.!.
aur
Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti hy.!.
Wife se "Tension" hi milti hy.!.
Aur Tension se Depression.!.
Depression se "DEATH"
Le Beta.!.
Aur khaa Saib.!.
Husband (calls the Hotel Manager from his hotel room)
Husband (calls the Hotel Manager from his hotel room)
"Please come fast ! Meri BV mujh se jhagra kr rhi he, aur kehti he k khirki se challang laga de gi .
MANAGER: "Sir, I am sorry, but ye ap ka personal matter hy."
Husband: "Abeyyy tu aa to sahi !
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi hy.!.
Mohbat Na RAHI TO wafa kon krega
Mohbat Na RAHI
TO wafa kon krega,
CHAHAT Na RAHI
TO pyar kon karega.
KHUDA salamat rakhe Mujh ko.
(Bolo Aameen)
Wrna,
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tum Knjosoon ko itne msg kon krega.
Ek Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,
GHAZAL=/
Ek Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,
Bhook Hi Nhe Lgti Khana Khanay K Baad,
Meray Paas 8 samosay Thay Jo MenaY Kha Liye
Aik Tere Aaney Se Pehle
7 Tere Janey k baad,
Neend hee nhe Aati Mujhy sonay k baad,
Nazr kuch nhe aata Aankhaen bnd krny k baad,
Docter sy jo poocha iska elaaj,
Dey kr 4 Tablets, Bole..
Khaa Lyna 2 jagny se phle 2 soujanay k baad.
Kesa laga ye msg parhny k bd.
Ab forward kar lena balance dalwany k bad:-)
1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr
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