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Abdulla Amin

Dour Mai First

aik sahib hanptay kanpate ghar mein daakhil hue. unhon ne haath mein aik chandi ka cup pakra howa tha biwi ne poocha. yeh cup kahan se mila ?
miyan ne kaha : daud mein first aaya hon .
biwi ne poocha : dosray aur teesray number par kon aaya ?
miyan ne kaha : dosray number par police constable aur teesray number par cup ka maalik .

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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Abdulla Amin

Tell The Name Of This Bird By Only Seeing It Legs

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can''t say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

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Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Faisal Razzaq

Which One Is More Important For Us, Sun Or Moon

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Sun or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

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Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Asfand Yar

Tareef

aik aadmi apne dost se shikayat kar raha tha ke is ki biwi hamesha is se naraaz hi rehti hai .
dost ne mahswara diya aurat kitni hi khafa kyun nah ho tareef se khush ho jati hai .
aaj shaam ke khanay par is ke pakaye khanay ki tareef kar dena .
chunancha uss aadmi ne shaam ko pehla niwala letay hi kaha .
ahaa maza agaya begum kya ghazab ka saalan pakaya hai .
biwi khana chhore kar ronay baith gayi .
khawand ne wajah poochi to biwi ne kaha tum meri kisi cheez ki kabhi tareef nahi ki .
tumahray saalan ki tareef ki to hai. khawand ne kaha .
biwi boli yeh to mein ne hotel se mangwaya hai .

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· 2 Like · 6 Days Ago
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Abid Aqeel

Madam Light Chali Gai Ha

Nokar Meera say:
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti

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· 3 Like · Apr 06, 2018 at 18:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ameera Gul

Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga.

Sardar: Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga
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Aur Yehe Mashwara Apne Bachon Ko Bhi Don Ga.

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· 4 Like · Apr 06, 2018 at 11:04
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Iqra Raheem

Bori Pe Baith Jaun

Train Me Paas Rakhi Boriya Dekh Ek Aadmi Bola-
Bhaiya Bori Pe Baith Jaun??
2nd- Nahi, Tarbooj Foot Jeyenge
1st- Ohh, Isme Tarbooz Hai??
2nd- Nahi, Isme To Keel Hain.
Tarbooj To Aapki Tashreef hai

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· 1 Like · Mar 31, 2018 at 16:03
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Fahad Yousuf

Mujhe Zehar Chahiye!

· 1 Like · Mar 22, 2018 at 05:03
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Jokes / Doctor Aur Mareez

Sobia Malik

Clinic Ke Bahar Lambi Line

doctor ke band clinic ke bahar lambi line lagi thee aik admi baar bar line tor kar agay ghusta to log usay wapas bhej dete, kafi try karne ke bad aadmi ne kaha lagay raho mene bhi clinic nahee kholna

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· 2 Like · Mar 21, 2018 at 22:03
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Rumana Shahzad

Billi Aur Rasta

aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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· 0 Like · Mar 21, 2018 at 15:03
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