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Uzma Shaheen

Bold Guy

once a man bod all his hair and stand under a tree when a bird came and pooped on his head the man said to the bird your mom send you wiht out wearing your underwear.

· 3 Like · Nov 09, 2017 at 18:11
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Mian,biwi Or Kazi

Ak dafaa aak Kazi logoo ka nakka pehrata tha(jo bhak kar ataa tha).aak dafaa aak admi kazi ka pass aaya or kaha mera nakka pehra dhan us na han kar dhee jab nakka ho jata tu kazi logoo sa passa asa mangta jatnee biwi peari ha us lehaz sa da do us admi(jais ka nakka hoi tha) us na 10 Re dha dhe kazi bohat mauase hoia pher hawa ka ak jahonka aaya or us admi ki biwi ka perda ut gaa us ki shakal itni khaufnag thi ka kazi na us admi sa kaha baka lata jaooo

· 2 Like · Nov 09, 2017 at 10:11
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Amna Obaid

Ek Dihati City Me.

EK DIHATI SAHAR ATA HAY.DEKHTA HAY EK ADMI DEWAR KE PAAS PISHAB KAR RAHA HAY DIHATI US ADMI SAY TUM PISHAB KAR RAHAY HO.POLICE NAHI PAKARTI ADMI DEHATI SAY
YEHAN KHUD PAKARNA PARTA HAY.

· 1 Like · Nov 09, 2017 at 03:11
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Amnah Khan

Yaaaad Kesey Kerey

do dost bat kerahie theay ek dost ney kahan key ek esy terkeeb batao jo log mujhey yaad kerey....to dousra bola key kerzaa ley lo log khubhi bhi tumey naih bholey ga..

· 2 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 20:11
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Maleeha Bukhari

Murgee Undoo Pur Kyu Bhaitee Hai

ustaad nay apnay student say pucchha kay murgee apnay unddoo pur kyu bathteey hai? to student nay baree masuumeyat say jawab diya k sir us kay ghur mai kurseey nahee hoatey.

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 13:11
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Alisha Khan

Pagaal

aik larki aapni friend say milne hostil gai to batoon batoon main rat ho gai os ki friend ne kaha ke tum rat ko yaheen ruk jao kaal subha chali jana wo razi ho gai mager os hostil ki maneger ne mana ker dia ;;; to os ne aapni friend say kaha ke tum aesa kero ke paroos main pagaal khana hia wahaan pata kertay hain ke shayad koi room mil jai wo dono pagaal khane ja ker pata kerti hain to wahaan per koi room khali nahi hota hai ;;; meger pagaal khane walay boltay hain ke aap ager chaheen to aik neem pagaal admi hai os ke sath adjust ker leen wo koi khaternak nahi hia bhoot sharif hai;;; to wo larki maan jati hai ke theek hia main adjust ker loongi;;; raat ko jaab sab so jatee hian to wo pagaal admi aata hai or larki ko haat laga ker bolta hai ke main ungaali[finger] or mun[lip] say kuch ker ke dekhaoon to wo lerki der jati hai or os pagaal ko bolti hai ke jao ja ker so jaoo to wo chala jata hai is tarhaan wo her thori deer ke baad aata hai or os ko yahi boolta hai ke ungali or mun say kuch ker ke dekhaoon is terhaan 5 martaba hota hai to larki bohoot derjati hai 6th time wo pagaal phir aata hai to wo larki bolti hai ke theek hai chaloo ker ke dekhaoo;;;
to wo pagaal aapni ungali ko aapne hoontoon[lips] per rakh ker awaaz nikalta hai bhur bhur bhur bhur

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 06:11
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Urooj Imran

I Like The Way U Think

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2017 at 22:11
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Urooj Imran

I Like The Way U Think

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2017 at 15:11
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Abdul Basit

I Like The Way U Think

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

· 1 Like · Nov 07, 2017 at 08:11
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