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Mooria Ul Ain

Lucky Irani Sercuce Ho Raha Tha To

LUCKY IRANI SERCUCE HO RAHA THA TO WAHAN TERHAN TERHAN KE KHEL DIKHAYE JAA RAHYE THEY PHIR LAST MAIN SAB SE KHTERNAK KHEL HOTA HAI AUR SAB SE KAHA JATA HAI KE AB DIL THAM KE BETHO HUM AAP KO SAB SE KHTERNAK KHEL DIKHANE WALE HAIN AUR PHIR SAMNEY SE EK SHER AATA HAI AUR DUSRI TERF SE EK KHOOBSURAT LARKI JIS KE MOON MAIN EK CEACK KA TUKRA HOTA HAI PHIR SHER AATA HAI AUR US KE MOON SE WO CEACK KA TUKRA LE KER CHALA JATA HAI SAB TALIYAN BAJATE HAIN TO US MAIN SE EK AADMI KEHTA HAI IS MAIN KIA BARI BAAT HAI YE TO MAIN BHI KER SAKTA HOON TO US SE PUCHA GYA ACHA TO IS LARKI KI TERHAN KER SAKTEY HO TO US NE JAWAB DIYA NAHI LARKI KI TERHAN NAHI LARKE KI TERHAN (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA )

· 1 Like · Sep 07, 2017 at 04:09
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Abdul Kareem

Mush hoor Jangay

Ustad Shagird Say;
Thumhay Kon kon see mushhoor jangay yad hay?
Shagird:
Hamari amme kehteen hai ke ghar ke bathai bahir mat kia karo.

· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2017 at 21:09
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Abdul Sattar

sardi ki intaha tooo deeeekhoo yaaar

3 dost hootian hain gin ka mulk alag alag hoota hain or woo apnay apnay mulk main sardi ka bata rahain hootain hain . pahla lahta hain hamaray mulk main itni sardi perti hain kay chayyy choolah per rakhoo tooo bhi baraf ban jati hai . doosra kahta hain haamaray mulk main itni sardi perti hain kay aag jalaooo to wooo bhi nahi jalti teesra dooonoo ko kahta hain yaar ye too kuch bhi nahi aik din main sardiyooon ki raat ko 3kamble lay ker soo raha tha kyu k bohat sardi thi or baraf bhi per rahi thi darwazay ko kundi lagaiii thi heeter bhi on tha . soobha kay wakt mughay apni kamer kay nichay aik gool si chiz mili gis say dhooowa nikle raha tha bohat sard thi wooo manay kapray say usay uthaya or heeter kay pass rakh aaya kyu kay woo chiz baraf bani hoooi thi us ki shakal nazar nahi aa rahi rhi . 5 mint baad mughay us chiz say awaz aai pooooooooooooooon haaaa haaaa haaaa . yani wooo _____ thi (phooosi)

· 2 Like · Sep 06, 2017 at 13:09
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Fozia Iqbal

2 Ladkyaa

2 ladkyaa aapas main bath kar battin kar rahee ho te hai ek ladkee dosri sa pochtii hai ka ya ladkaa aapas main kayaa battin karta haa phaly ladkee bolee woo hee jo hum kartaa hai ladkee phair dosre ladkee bolee hooooo ya ladkaa appas main kitni gandii battin kartahi hai

· 1 Like · Sep 06, 2017 at 06:09
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Muhammad Aftab

Jis Ka Kam Os Ko Sooje

ik admi ki likaiee(writing)bahooth khatab hoothi hai vo baher molk kam karne chala jath hai vaha se apne gar valo ko khath liktha hai kisi ko os ki lekaiee samaj nahi athi akher os ka beta os ka khath medical store vale ke pass lejatha hai parane kelie medical store vala 10 mint thak khath ko ghoor se dektha hai per almarioo se 4,5 kisam ki tablets nikal ker table per rak ker kehtha hai 75 rupee 12 ane.

· 2 Like · Sep 05, 2017 at 23:09
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Mehreen Ali

Cnn News Bulletin

At a hastily called press conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if any further military action was taken against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off America-s supply of convenience store managers.

· 1 Like · Sep 05, 2017 at 15:09
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Moiz Arshad

Mashooq Hoo Gee Tumharee

aik larka apni behan kay saath jaa raha hootaa hay, uss koo larkay chairtay hain "" kyun bhai apni mashooq kay saath jaa rahay hoo"", larkay nay ghusay say jawab dia "" mashooq hoo gee tumhari, meri too behan hay"".

· 1 Like · Sep 05, 2017 at 08:09
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Anam Lateef

Hamare Mazhab Main Kawe Haram Hain

kissi mehfil main 1 motti aurat hoti hai uss ke pass 1 kala sa patla aadmi hota hai jab woh motti aurat jammai leti hai to woh aadmi kehta hai ke plz mujhe nighal na jaana to motti aurat jawab deti hai nahien hamare mazhab main kawwe haram hain.

· 1 Like · Sep 05, 2017 at 00:09
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Nadeem Moti

Ihthiath

Ik admi jo ke building ke theesre floor per rehtha hai,sobah kam per jane kelie gar se nikaltha hai tho niche akar ose yad atha hai ke vo apni ainek(Glases) our roomal upar bool gaia hai,vo apni bivi ko avaz detha hai ke mera saman niche peenk doo me bool gia hoo.os ki bivi pehle ainek penkthi hai tho vo toot jathi hai,ye dek ker vo apni bivi ko kehtha hai ke chaloo choro roomal lene me khud upar ajatha hoo.

· 1 Like · Sep 04, 2017 at 17:09
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