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Iqra Raheem

Bori Pe Baith Jaun

Train Me Paas Rakhi Boriya Dekh Ek Aadmi Bola-
Bhaiya Bori Pe Baith Jaun??
2nd- Nahi, Tarbooj Foot Jeyenge
1st- Ohh, Isme Tarbooz Hai??
2nd- Nahi, Isme To Keel Hain.
Tarbooj To Aapki Tashreef hai

#jokes

· 1 Like · Mar 31, 2018 at 16:03
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Madiha Sultan

Chicken To Buhat Acha Bana Hai

Pathaan: CHiCKEN t0h B0HT ACHA Bana Hai
Par
TH0RA AJEEB Sa TASTE ky0n Hai.. ??

Sardaar: Banaaty Huay Murgi Ki Taang Jal Gai THi
T0H Main Ne "BURN0L" Laga Di = P = D

· 1 Like · Mar 31, 2018 at 08:03
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Fahad Bukhari

Genus Papo.

Papu ki maa : Papu meri juti lab k dy .

Genus papo:
Go to the computer and open the google .com or likha :

www. Babay de khaby pair di juti .com
and
search

or
kuch dhair bd rply aya . .
Oy Bhootni deya.

A google.com a

tery babay weraa nai.

· 0 Like · Mar 30, 2018 at 18:03
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Mahu Arish

Ek Larka Bahot Kamzoor Tha Uski Maa Us Ko Dr K Pass Le Gai.

Ek Larka bahot Kamzoor tha
Uski maa us ko Dr k pass le gai.
Dr. ne check up k baad us k 2no Hathelion per Plastar Bandh Diya,
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2 week baad larka Bilkul Sehat Mand Ho gaya...
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.
.

Tu cartoon network dekh
Teri samajh main POGO bhi nhi aaye ga.

· 0 Like · Mar 30, 2018 at 11:03
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Ak Motiwala

Once Again Our Pappu Wins English Quiz Contest

Once again our PAPPU wins English Quiz contest,

By his Terrific Reply..!!

Question:" Whats the Opposite of
''BARCELONA''... ??
.
.
.
PAPPU:" ANDAR SE DO NA''..!!

PAPPU ke liye taaliya..

Hahahaha.. Thoko Like

· 1 Like · Mar 29, 2018 at 21:03
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Fayyaz Karimi

Sikhaon K Dimagh Nai Hote.

ek sikh talab k kinare betha tha wahan ek mandak a gaya or bola sikhaon k dimagh nai hote...
sikh! hote han
mandak! nai hote nai hote nai hote..
ye kah kr mandak ne talab me chalang laga di.
sikh! le adey che khud khushi karn di ki zrorat c..

· 0 Like · Mar 29, 2018 at 06:03
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Balle... Balle........ Pura Syllabus Padh Lia

Balle... Balle....
..
.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

· 0 Like · Mar 28, 2018 at 23:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Amina Noor

Uff Marte- Marte bacha hu.

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
.
Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
.
Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
.
Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
.
Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
.
Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal
nahi..
&
Friend:"
.?
.?
Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-
Milte reh gaye...

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..

Thoko LIKE for Kaminey friends..

· 2 Like · Mar 28, 2018 at 15:03
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Kainaat Siddique

Beta Apple Khaega??

Mom:Beta apple khaega??
Son:No..

Mom: Beta banana khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Beta orange khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Saala baap pe gaya hai....
chapal hi khaega...

· 0 Like · Mar 28, 2018 at 00:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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