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Kinza Hussain

Ganjay Ki Pitayeeeeeee.....

Aik daffa isstarha hota hai k 2 dost hotay hain. Aik bohat chalaak hota hai. Wahaan say aik Ganjaa guzrata hai. Pehla doosray ko kahta hai k main tumhain 10 ropay doon ga aggar tum iss ganjay k sarr parr thappar maro.
Doosra jaata hai aur uss k sarr parr thappar maar karr kahta yaar Maqsood Kya Haal Hai? Ganjaa kahtaa hai yaar main Maqsood nahin hoon. Woh sorry kah karr chala jaata hai.
10 ropay dainay k baad uss ka dost kahta hai k aggar abhi tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to 100 ropay doon ga. Woh jaata hai aur sarr parr thapparmaar kar kahta hai k yaar mazaaq kyun kartay ho main nay tumhain pechaan liyahai k tum he Maqsood ho. Sorry k baad jabb woh waapis jaata hai to Ganjaa apni jagga baddal leta hai. 100 ropay denay k baad woh kahta hai k abb aggar tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to pooray 1000 ropay millain gay.
Woh jaata hai aur sarrparr thappar maar karr kahta hai yaar Maqsood tum yahan kharray ho aur main wahan pata nahin kiss k sir parr thappar maar raha tha.

· 1 Like · Jul 05, 2017 at 15:07
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Shahid Siddiqui

Mud Bath

once there was a man whos doctor called him up. the doc. said that the man had an uncureable desease and there was only one way that could help him a little. the man asked what it was, the doc. said -start taking mud baths!- hahahhahhah! Get It?
for the people who dont get it,( the doc. asked him to take mud baths because he wanted to prepare him to go to his grave.) HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!

· 2 Like · Jul 05, 2017 at 07:07
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Nasir Alam

Ik Aadmi Doosrey Se....................

IK AADMI:
(DOOSREY AADMI SE) YAAR AAJ MERI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY)HE AAJ ME NAHANA CHAHTA HOON .
DOOSRA AADMI:
YAAR TUM KIA APNI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY) PER HI NAHATEY HO? ABHI PICHLEY (PREVIOUS) SAAL HI TO NAHAEY THE?
PEHLA AADMI:
BHAI KIA KAROON SAAF SUTHRA REHNEY KI AADET REH GAI HE.

· 2 Like · Jul 05, 2017 at 00:07
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Luqman Mali

Main Nikla

Main nikla kutti lay ker, raste main, serak per, aik kutta aiya, main othe kutti chor aiya. Rab jaane, kab bonka,kab bulaya, kab atraction hoi, mani othe kutti chor aiya!
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA

· 1 Like · Jul 04, 2017 at 16:07
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Madiha Shahid

Wtc 11 September

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...
Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

· 3 Like · Jul 04, 2017 at 09:07
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Anam Lateef

Sikh Encyclopedia

aik dafa sikh eletronics ki dokan main gaya aur dukandaar say poocha.KIA TUMHARAY PASS COLOUR TV HAIN.dukandaar bola haan hain.sikh nay jawab dia kay phir mujhay aik green colour ka tv day do.

· 2 Like · Jul 04, 2017 at 02:07
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Ammi De Jaain Gi

Aik dafa aik baccha apni ammi ke saath bazar jata hai os ki ammi jis dokan pe khari hoti hai os ke saamne aik dokan hoti hai jis main bacche ko lolypop nazar aati hai to woh apni ammi se kehta hai ke mujhe lolypop chahie to os ki ammi kehti hain jaa ke le lo or uncle se kehna ammi paise aa ke de jaain gi to woh baccha dokandar ke pas jata hai or kehta hai ke uncle lolypop chahiie.Uncle ko woh baccha bohut pyara lagta hai to uncle ose mofat main lolypop de dete hain or kehte hain beta bas aik PUPPY de jaao to baccha masomiat se kehta hai woh ammi aa ke de jaain gi.
HA HA HA.

· 2 Like · Jul 03, 2017 at 16:07
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Safia Saeed

U Can Enjoy With This

aik baba gee sakhat garmy main bus stop par bus ka wait kar rahay hotay hain ka bohat dair baad aik bus aaty hai jiss main aik hi seat khali hoty hai jiss par aik soper para hota hai wo jaldy main uss par bathnay lagtay hain ka sath wala larka bolta hai ka baba grr is par naan baithain egg toot jaongay wo poochtay hain ka iss main kia eggs hain kehta nahin keelain hain

· 1 Like · Jul 03, 2017 at 09:07
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Amna Obaid

Bastard,manners And Shit

there were 3 men one called bastard the other manners and the third called shit. one day the 3 of them were in a car going out , but later they got in a chase with the police . while they were being chased shit jumped out the car and started running ,manners ran after shit and bastard was left,. later bastard got caught by the police. they asked him "" what is your name ?"" he replied ""bastard"" the police said where-s your manners and he said gone to get shit ! he got arrested for being cheecky with the police.

· 1 Like · Jul 03, 2017 at 02:07
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