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Shahbaz Ishaq

Out Standing Student

OUT STANDING STUDENT,
Teacher: Whats the half of 8?
Student: Depend karta hai,
Agar horizontaly half karo tou 'O'
Aur vertically karo tou '3'...

· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2018 at 03:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

shadi ki CD

Husband TV k Saamne betha Ro Raha tha..
Wife: Tum konsa Serial daikh rahe ho jo itna ro rahe ho?
Husband: Ye Serial nahi

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hamari shadiki CD hy..!

· 2 Like · Feb 07, 2018 at 19:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Cham cham karti Chandni

Cham cham karti Chandni,
Tim Tim karte Taaray,
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K0i b SmS nhi karta,
"Faqeer"Ho gaye kya sare?

· 2 Like · Feb 07, 2018 at 12:02
Total 1 Comments
Uzair Ahmed great
18 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Faaltu Message

FAALTU MESSAGE
Tchr:
agr 1 aam k darakht par 10 kely lage hain,
or un mei se 7 amrud torh liye
to

kitne kharboze bache ?
studnt: sir 9 Hathi
tchr:
wah,
tumy kesy pata chala?
stdnt:
sir,
q k me aaj tifin mai mazda ka tyre laya hu
Moral:
Rozana brush karo Varna petrol mehnga ho jay ga.
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kaha bhi hy faltu msg,
phr b parhain gy Zaroor.

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2018 at 05:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

W0 Tamam Gunaah

A RAB hamare W0 Tamam Gunaah Muaaf Farma.!
jinKi Wajah Sy hamari Shadi RUKI Huwi Hy
(Aameen)
Note :shadi shuda Afraad "RUKI" Nikaal K Parhen.

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2018 at 22:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Train Kabhi Panchar Nahi Hoti

"Zindagi mein ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna...
K TRAIN kabhi Panchar nahi hoti..!
(.")/ Wah
<)l Ustaad
/\ -Wah kitni gehri baat kar di

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2018 at 14:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Best Police Is Pakistani Police

BEST Police is Pakistani Police
MotorCycle Wala:
Mere kaghzat to pore hain
Phir 50 rupy kyn dun?
Police:


DOUBLE SAWARI Khul gai he to tu akela q ja rha hai

· 3 Like · Feb 06, 2018 at 07:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Moti Aurat

Aik moti Aurat ne chor pakra or us k upar beth gai
Nokar se:Ja Police ko bula
Nokar:Meri Chappal nahi mil rahi
Chor Chillaya: Aby Meri pehn le par Jaldi ja.:

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2018 at 00:02
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Aao Tumhe Kahi Door Smandar Me Penk 2

( ' :') ('; ' )
,/) )/,,/) )
/ / _ /_ /_ /_ Aao Tumhe Kahi door Smandar me Penk 2
Kiya Faida Aesi Dosti ka k Na SmS Krty Ho Na Call our na milty ho afsos.

· 1 Like · Feb 05, 2018 at 16:02
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