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Muzammil Shahzad

Haathi!

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai

· 2 Like · 2 Hours Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Gandhi Ji Sharmaty Howy

1 baar aik ganjay k sar 8-10 baal ug aye ganja naai k pas gaya,

Naai gusse mein bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Ganja sharmaty howy bola inhy color kar do

· 1 Like · 10 Hours Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

I'm A Killer

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

The Rain Makes

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

· 1 Like · 23 Hours Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

I Want U 2 Know

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

· 0 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Cat

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

I Will Die

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Love Marriage

Beta: Ami Kia Love Marriage karne se ghar walay naraz hoty hain..?

Maa: Tu yaqeenan kisi churail k chakar me ho ga. or ya sb tujha soi daayan ne kaha ho ga. ye aj kal ki larkiyan to bs larkon ko phansany me lagi rehti hen. jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin.Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hotihen.

Beta: ami aisa kuch nahi hai. wo Abu bata rhy thy k ap dono ki Love Marriage thi...!

· 2 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Muzammil Shahzad

Parose Wali Aunty

Girl: parose wali aunty muje bohat tang karti hain jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti hai mere gaal khainch kar kehti hain ab tumhari bari hai mene iska ek hal nikala hai

Friend: kya?

Girl: jab bhi kisi ki maut hoti hai me aunty k gal pakar kar khenchti hoo aur keht hoon k ab aapki bari hai...

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Ijunoon

500 Pages Ki Kitaab

Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai?

Pagal- Ye maine 500 pages ki kitab likhi hai...

Doctr- Tumne 500 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya..

Doctor- To Kaminey!
Bich ke 498 pages pe kya likha?

Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.. :P

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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