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Haya Jalal

Jeeb Me Hath

ek admee har waqt apni jeeb me hath dall kar phirta tha sab larke samajhte the ke us ke pass buhat paise hein ek din larkon ne us ke jeeb me hath dala to us ki jeeb phati hoi thi

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Waqas Moti

Pakistani Politician

there was old saying that what would happen if insect get into beer pint. the english man will throw both beer and insect. the american take out insect and drink beer. the chinees man will throw out beer and eat insect. the indian will take out insect and sell it to china and glass to american bought another beer. the pakistani will first blame indian for this act and linked to this kashmir and finally smuggle to america with kick-back.

· 1 Like · 14 Hours Ago
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Moiz Malik

Phool

ek boorhi aurat shehar mein phool baich rahee hoti hai, kay ek larkay kay samnay gir jatee hai, woh larka usay uthata hai, to boorhi kahati hai ja bachay khoosh reh Allah tujay uthaye.

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Mohammad Ali Khan

Reema Jee

Some one asked Reema what you do when you got up early in the morning?
She answered i go home.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Fahad Bukhari

The Prisoner S Letter

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.
When is the best time to plant it?""

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied:
""Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I
hid all the money.""

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, You wouldn-t believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.""

The prisoner wrote another letter back:
""Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.""

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Luqman Mali

Saas&sher

Once a hunter went to the Jungle for hunting with his wife and mother-in law.one morning wife got up and found nowhere his mother.she became confuse.she told his husband about his mother.so they started search for her.suddenly they saw her staring a lion angrily standing in a ground.wife cried for help.but his husband said;MEIN KIA KAROON,SHER KHOOD MUSIBAT MEIN PARA HAY.(what can i do- lion has itsef created problem for him)

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Alishba Khan

Bills

Bob and his friend, Nick, rob a bank and all they
get away with are two sacks, so they keep one each.
After awhile they meet again and Bob asks Nick, ""What
did you find in your sack?""
""Half a million.""
""Wow, that-s a lot! What did you do with the cash?""
""I bought a house. How about your sack, Bob?""
""I didn-t do as good as you, mine was full of bills.""
""And what did you do with them?""
""Well, little by little, I-m paying them off . . .""

· 2 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Ali Awan Malik

The Red Dot

once there was a passenger in a plane and he had to go to the garbage bin to spit. he asked the air hostess where the garbage was and she said that if he goes straight he will see a red dot and if he opens it he will find the bin. so he did what she said and when he wasn't quite there he saw a woman wearing a bindia and he pressed it so as she opened her mouth to screamed he spat in her mouth!!

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Anmol Rubab

A Man And A Doctor

Once One man went to an doctor and said--doctor!if we combine ours twoit will count 5.then doctor asked--why?there-sonly 2 for you.

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Imran Rashid Malik

risk na lo

aik dafa ghar key malik ko aik aadmi ney phone kia aur kaha key aik 50 year old khatoon ka intikal ho gaya hai,pata challa hai key woo app ki saas hai,app yah bata dein key inhey dafnana hai, jalana hai, ya sumunder main pahkana hai, malik makan nay socha aur jawab diya , risk na lo tinoo kaam karoo,

· 1 Like · 3 Days Ago
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