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Aras Rahes

Suraj

AIK BEWACOOF DUSRAY BEWACOOF SAY CHALO YAR SURAJ (SUN) PAR JATAY HAI DUSRA KEHTA HAI ABEE GARMEE HAI RAT(NIGHT) KO CHALAYN GAY.

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Samra Ali

Tamater Kaho

Ek Faqir Bus Stop Per Aik Aadmi Se Bheek Mangta Hai To Woh Aadmi Kehta Hai Ke Tamater kaho.. Dhori Dair baad Faqir Phir Bolta Hai To Woh Aadmi Phir Yehi Kehta Hai Ke Tamatar Kaho Us Per Faqeer Naraz Hojata hai aur Kehta hai K Main Tum Se Bheek Mang Raha Hoon Aur Tum Mujhay Tamater Kehlarahay ho...
Is Per Un K Baraber Wala Aadmi Faqir ko
Bolta Hia K Bhi Yeh Aadmi Tootla Hai Aur Kehtaha Hai K Kamaker Kaho

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Moiz Arshad

Ustad Shagird

Ustad: Batao Allah Ne Paith(Abdomen) kis leye banaya hai

Shagird: Pajama Bandhnay ke liye

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Shahid Siddiqui

Love Is Die

Ye kya ghazab ho gya key khat ka aana band ho gya.............Ya mouhabat kam ho gye ya dakkhana band ho gya

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Simran Chaudhry

Nawaz Sharif

Janab Nawaz Sharif Asalam-o-Alikum Wa Dolatulahi wa Kazanatoho,
App ko Rehmato or barkato say is leyeya nahi nawazata k app ko dolat say bohot piya hai.
kiya ab bhi app bhi anar ka ek glass rozana pitay hai ya anar ki jaga soda water istimal kartay hai.
aor lagta hai app k aanay k chance bilkol khatam hai.
qun k Mushraf nay app say aisa salook kiya hai jistarha dood say makhi ko nikala jata hai.
ja raho khuda k azab may raho qun k
ab pakistan bilkol app jasay kandageero say pak hogaya hai.
khuda tum ko kisi ki layi ata karay.
AMEEN SOMA AMEEN!
Arabo k sat raho or on k ontho ki aank may sorma dala karo.

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Amna Obaid

Aik Pathaan Plane Main Pehli Martaba Betha

aik pathaan aik plane main pehli time behtaba .woh air hostess ke paas gaya or kaha baji paan daani kahan hai.woh boli go to right side and press red button.woh gaya right side .wahan aik hindoo aurat lal teeka laga kar bethi thi.usnay uska teeka press zor say kia woh chillaiyee AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OR USNAE PAAN USKAY MOH MAY DAAL DIA

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Moona Malik

Paheli

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Faisal Razzaq

Ali To Sara About His Dream

ali:i had a terrible dream last night.
sara:what is it?
ali:I was eating bread.
sara:what is so terrible abaut it?
ali:when i woke up half of the metress was gone.

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Mehmood Khan

Bechan

raat ko sonay na day
oos ko dakh kar dil bechan ho
dil main ooljhan sii day
galat mat samajhna
yaron yeh machar hai

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Rumana Shahzad

eik admi...aur us ki vomit

eik admi jahaz(aeroplane) mein betha hota hai...wahan woh air hostess ko bulata hai..us ko kehta hai ke mujh ko ulti(vomit) ane wali hai tu ap mujhe eik plastic ka bag dain den...woh air hostess u admi ko woh bag de ker chali gati hai....thuri dair bar (after some time) woh ati hai...aur dekhti hai ke sab loog ulti(vomit) ker rahe hote hain..tu woh us admi se poochti hai ke ye sab vommit kyon ker rahe hain....woh jawab deta hai....ke main ne vommit ki...tu sab ne mujhe deekhna shuroo kar dia....main ne woh vommit pee li(drink ker li) tu sab ne vommit kerni shuroo ker di

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Normal People VS Engineers
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Posted on : Feb 25, 2015

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