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Abdul Basit

Dhakka

Ek aurat apnay bachay ko lay kar ship main kaheen ja rahee hoti hay. Ship Pesingers say bhari hoi hoti hay. Achanak ship halkay halkay jhatkay lenay lagti hay to us aurat k haath say bacha choot jata hay. Saaray pani main dekhtay hain magar kisi ki himmat nahin hoti pani main jaanay ki. Achanak ek 80 sala babaji pani main JUMP lagatay hain or bachay ko bacha kar bahar lay aatay hain. Saaray pasinger babaji ki taarif kartay hain or kehtay hain k wah bhai wah app nay to kamal kar diya baray mian.
Baray mian jo gussay main red yellow ho rahay hotay hain kehtay hain.
""Oa tareef baaaad main karna pehlay yeh batao k mujhay dhakka kiss nay diya tha?""
ha ha ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Jun 18, 2017 at 14:06
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Arsalan Ahmed

Doctor Sahib Meri Yadaasht

Aik mareeez doctor k paas aata hai or kehta hai k doctor sahib meri yadaasht boht kamzor hai, main her cheez bhool jaata hoon,
Doctor: aap ko yeh bimaree kub say hai?
Mareez: Doctor sahib kon si bemaree?
:) hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ;)

· 2 Like · Jun 18, 2017 at 06:06
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Bilal Ahmed Khan

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ""TRAGEDY"". One little boy stands up and offers,
""If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY.""

· 2 Like · Jun 17, 2017 at 23:06
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Moiz Malik

Knock Knock

KNOCK,KNOCK
Whos there?
boo
boo who?
dont cry its only a joke

· 2 Like · Jun 17, 2017 at 15:06
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Kamran Kaliya

Apple

^""Have An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away""^ (*) But (*) ^""If The Doctor Is Lady Keeps An Apple Away""^

· 1 Like · Jun 17, 2017 at 08:06
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Aleezay Abbasi

Teacher

Teacher-""Why are you scratching yourself?""
Pupil-""Cos no one else knows where i itch!""

· 1 Like · Jun 17, 2017 at 01:06
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Haseeb Naqbi

Attack

ik dafa ik retayar foge apne foog ko ghaar per dawaat deta haa .gaab wo aa ja thee heen to wo oon sub spaheeyoo ko kahta haa k in murgeeyoo per eesee toot pero geesee dushman per.to kuch dear bad gab wo dekta haa to ik spahee murgeeyoo ko geeb may daal raha hota haa.to retayar aadme kahta haa k ya kea ker rahee hoo. to wa jaat say kahta haa .SIR JEETNE MARNE THEE MARR DEA AAB BAKEE KO KED KER RAHA HOO.
HA HA HA HA
PARE G KESE RAHA

· 1 Like · Jun 16, 2017 at 18:06
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Sakeena Hussain

Aik Din Aik Larka

aik din aik larka school lait puhonch ustaz ki ni phocha ki keu late aey ho larki ni jawab deya ki mujh si rupyaa gum huwa ta pher dosrai sai phoch ki tum keu late aey ho dosrai nai jawab diya ki in say jo rupyaa gum huwa ta mai nay us par paun rakha huwa ta... kaisa

· 2 Like · Jun 16, 2017 at 11:06
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Sobia Malik

Do Dost

do dost khain jaa rahay ho tay hain kay un ki nazar aasman per parti hai jahan chand hota hai.pehla dost kahta hai kay mera dil chah raha hai kay main chand per chala jaon to doosra dost kahta hai kay yeh koun si mushkil baat haimain torch jalata hoon tum us per char kar chalay jao to doosra dost kahta hai kay mujhey bewaqoof samajhtay ho kya .mujhey pata hai kay main char hoon gaa to tum torch band kar do gay

· 4 Like · Jun 16, 2017 at 04:06
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