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Amnah Khan

Geography

the teacher asks the child ""have u done the geography h/w whats the excuse if u have-nt done it"" the kid answers""my dad said that the world is changing every day so i-m waiting it to settle down. ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Aug 11, 2017 at 21:08
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Omar Hassan

Hakla

DO admi train main safer ker rahe hote hain.Aik kehta hai doosrey seke tumhara naam kia hai pehla kehta hai gh gh gh ghaa se se ta raam.phir yehi doosrey se poochta hai ke tumhara naam kia hai doosra kehta hai mera naam bhi gha ghaseta raam mager itna nahi ghasita jitna tum ne ghasita.........

· 1 Like · Aug 11, 2017 at 11:08
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Mohammad Ali Khan

School

aik aurat apnay beatay ko janjour rahi thi school ka waqut hogaya hay tumay school jana hay ammy main school nahi jaun ga mojey school say nafrat hay bachay moujy pasand nahi kartay ustad mojay nafrat ki niga say daktay hay mojay school ka sara staf napasand karta hay magar tumay school jana hay abb tum bachy nahi rahay 40 sall kay hochokay aur school kay head master ho.

· 1 Like · Aug 11, 2017 at 04:08
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Abdul Qadeer

Professor Sahib

aik ghaib damagh professor sahib apni begum se bathey batain ker rahay they.begum bhi badkismati se professor hi thin. achanak door per bell hui.begum sahiba cillain;oh meray mian a gaey.yeh sunana tha ke professor sahib ne khirki se chalang lagai aur bhag kharey huay.

· 1 Like · Aug 10, 2017 at 17:08
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Meena Kumari

Mey To Paidaishee Bacha Hoo

aik daffa do doast appus may baat ketey hai
Asif: yaar Amjad kia bacho kee terhaa herketey ker rahey..tum zarra sabaq yaar ker lo..tum daswee jumaat key talib illum ho..koee bachey nahee
Amjad: yaar bacho ki terha herketey to kero ga he na kio key mey to paidaishee bacha hoo na

· 1 Like · Aug 10, 2017 at 10:08
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Seddiq Al Khan

Aik Dafa Aik Aadd Mi Train Mai Safar Kar Raha Tha

aik dafa aik aadmi train mai safar kar raha tha woh bohat darr pok tha is lia woh baichara bohat darr raha tha aur ittefaq say train mai lite chaliii gayeee us ko aur bhi darr laga us nay socha kiou na zanjeer kheench kar train ko rukwaa lia jaay so us nay zanjeer khinchi jaisay hai us na yeh kia us ko aik thappar para us nay dobara zanjeer khinchi usay phir thappar para is lia woh chup ho kar bhaith gaya jab light aayee to us nay uthhh kar shore machaya aur kaha k jab mai nay zanjeer khinchi to mujhay thappar kon marr raha tha to us k barabar wali aurat nay kaha k tum zanjeer khinch rahay thay yaa meri chotiiiiiii
hahahhha

· 1 Like · Aug 10, 2017 at 03:08
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Safia Saeed

Bhaag Dauur

ek dafa bander ko jungle ka badshah banaya jata hai.ek din woh darakht per baith ker kaile kha raha hota hai ke ek loomri aati hai aur kahti hai ke sher aaj raat mere bachoon ko khane aaye ga meri madad karein.bander ye sun ker khoob darakht per uchalta hai aur phir loomri se khata hai jayo tumhare bachoon ko koi kuch nahi kahe ga.doosri dafa phir loomri aati hai bander os ko bhaag dauur ke baad yehi jawabdaita hai.teesri baar bhi aur phir chauti baar bhi.paanchwi baar loomri rooti hoi aati hai ke bander badshah aap ki itni yaqeendahanioon ke bawajood sher mere bachoon ko kha gaya hai. tu pata hai bander kia jawab daita.bander khata hai mein ne to boht BHAAG DAURRki thi aage Allah ki marzi.

· 2 Like · Aug 09, 2017 at 19:08
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Neelum Chaudhry

Reward

A commpnly seen warning sign on public transport buses reads::::::
Look under ur seats,there could be a bomb.Raise alarm.Earn reward.
A chartered bus meant for college-going girls had the warning altered:::::
LOok under ur seat ;it may be a boy. dont raise alarm; take HIM HOME AS A REWARD.

· 3 Like · Aug 09, 2017 at 11:08
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Urooj Zahed

Kuch Din Phelay Ki Baat Hay

aik din mein jungle mein ja raha tah samanay say aik sher aya woh meri taraf daikh kar daharah mein be chekkah us na sir helaya and then me to us na meri ankhoo mein ankhein dallieh mein na be pir us na dum helai idhar mein rah gaya pir woh mery taraf bahga lekin mein us ke taraf nahien pehchay ke taraf

· 3 Like · Aug 09, 2017 at 04:08
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