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Akram Rahi

A Man And And His Three Ducks !!!

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, ?Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?? The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn-t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck ?What-s your name?? The duck says, --My name is Huey.-- And the bartender, an affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, ?Hello Huey, how has your day been?? ?My day-s been great,? answers the duck, ?I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.?
Satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions. The second duck replies, ?My name is Dewey and I-ve had a great day; I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.? The bartender says, --That sounds nice.--
With this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about the first ducks- responses, then says to the third duck, ?Don-t tell me -- your name-s Louie and you-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day too.? To which the duck replies, ?No. My name-s Puddles, and I-ve had a shit of a day.?

· 1 Like · Aug 28, 2017 at 18:08
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Ali Bukhari

Piss

aek dafa 3 aadmii tree kea neechay bethatay hean chupnay kea leay or un mea say aek bohat he pagal hota hea wo tree kea neechay beath kar peeshaab kar deta hai dosray dono ko awaz ati hea to wo usay kahtay hean tu kya kar raha hai wo agay say bolta hai kea kya hum yahan peeshaab karnay nai bethay thay ha ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Aug 28, 2017 at 09:08
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Nasir Alam

Gate

there were 3 men they were playing with the tigers kids and the tiger starts to chase them so 2 of the men go out from the small gate and one who (who is dumb) and is left behind starts opening the big gate guess why did he open the big gate (because he was fat ) ha ha ha

· 3 Like · Aug 28, 2017 at 02:08
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Sofia Abid

Bachao

do dost hote hain.undono ko paisoun ki saft zarorat hoti hai.ek din woh dono samunder ke kinare jaate hain aur whan per laga ek board deikhte hai.us board per likha hota hai,""jo bhi dopte hue ko bachae ga use Rs 5000 diye jayen ge."" woh donno apus mein mashwara kerte hai keh hum dono mein se ek samunder mein chlang lagata hai aur dostra use bacha ker paise hasil ker lei ga. is terhan pehla samunder mein chalang laga deita hai mgr doosra use bachane nahi aata.pehle us se madad ke leiye pukarta hai.doosra us ko board ki teraf deikhne ko kehta hai. woh board ki teraf deikhta hai tu us per aage likha hota hai,""laash ko nikaalne wale ko Rs 10000 diya jaaee ga.""

· 1 Like · Aug 27, 2017 at 18:08
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Abdul Waheed

Toy

once there was 2 boys talking about dogs one said that he has a dog at home and the other one said show me where the boy took him home and showed him the toy dog........ ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Aug 27, 2017 at 11:08
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Aleezay Abbasi

Look Look

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a man said to his friend
the bird is doing shit on your boldy head the man the other man said i did not know that my head was bold..........

· 1 Like · Aug 27, 2017 at 03:08
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Andaleeb Siddiqui

Chor Gaya Phans

ek ghar mein chor aa jata hai ghar ki malikan bohat motee hotee hai. wo chor ko pakar kar us per baith jaatee hai. or apne naukar ko kehtee hai k tum ja kar police ko laao naukar kehta hai k bibi jee meree chappal nahi mil rahee neeche se chor kehta hai ja bhai meree pehan jaaaa.

· 3 Like · Aug 26, 2017 at 19:08
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Shama Qadir

Bachay Humarary Dore K...

Aik bacha apni mama se poochtaa hai k mama bayya aap ko kahan se mile, tto wo kehtee hain k beta un ko ek farishta
chor k gayaa thaa darwaazay pe. phir bacha kehtaa hai mama.. uss se chotay bhai kaisay aaye.. mama kehti hai k ek din main so k uthee tto wo mere saath letaa huaa thaa.. phir bachaa poochtaa hai k main kaisay aaya . mama kehtii hai k tum ko ek bazurgh mere khawab main aa ker chor gaye thay.. bacha afsoos se kehtaa hai k iss ka matlab hai k -hum main se koi bhi kudratee tareekay se paydaa nahien huaa

· 1 Like · Aug 26, 2017 at 12:08
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Samreen Anjum

Pakhana

yaad aatay hay guzray zamaney patli taango mein liptay pakhanay

· 1 Like · Aug 26, 2017 at 05:08
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