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Jalaluddin Ahmed

Sere Sawa Sere

aik admi apni car me fafar kar raha tha polis wale ne us ko pakerliya or bola tum ne yhan harn bajaya ha or yhan haran bajana munaa hai so tumhara chalan ho ga but the admi say sir mein ne haro nahi bajaya and they begin bargening suddenly he remmeber that he dont have horn he tell to the police man he have not a horn tu police wala bola chalan tu ab bi ho ga horn na rhkna bi jurm ha

· 1 Like · Oct 23, 2017 at 17:10
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Sana Ali

Anday Aur Danday Main Faraq

USTAD STUDENT SEY:- ANDAY AUR DANDAY MAIN FARAQ HAI

STUDENT:- ANDA UNDER SEY GARAM KARTA HAI AUR DANDA BAHIR SEY

· 2 Like · Oct 23, 2017 at 09:10
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Uzma Shaheen

Afghanistan

taliban ki hakumat thi afghanistan mein tein(3)qedi addalat mein lai jate hein i)indian,ii)malaysian, iii)pakistani
judge un sab ko saza sunata hai kay aap teno ko das(10)das(10)koray lagai jai gay. leikin aap teno ki aik aik khuaish bhi puri ki jay gi. pehli khuaish malaysian ki puri hoti hai woh kahta hai mujhe jab das(10)koray lagai jai to meri kamar par aik takiya lagaya jai. use koray lagai jatein hein woh takiya aik koray mein phat jata hai no(9) koray us ki kamar par lagte hein. phie indian ki bari aati hai woh ronay lagta hai phir woh kahta hai mujhe do(2) takyon ke sath koray mare jain. us ke sath phi yehi hota hai do(2)koron mein takiya phat jata hai.aath(8)koray us ki bhi kamar per lagte hein. phir pakistani ki bari aati hai woh khushi khushi aata hai aur kehta hei ke jab mujhe koray mare jain to meri kamar par is indian ko bandh diya jai.

· 2 Like · Oct 23, 2017 at 02:10
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Najam Ali Khan

Ak Admi Ki Ankhen Khrab

aik admi ki ankhen khrab thi.woh ainek laney kay liya docter kay pass giya .docter nay ghalti say doorbeen kay chashmay laga diyay.jab woh baher nikla to aik admi angoor baij raha tha .admi nay us say kaha bhai saab yah baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.

· 2 Like · Oct 22, 2017 at 19:10
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Anam Lateef

Bachey Ke Sharafat

AYK DAFHA CLASS MEHEN SOOR HO RAHA THA KE ASTAD AAGHA US NEHEN KAHA KE TUM MEHEN SHARAFAT NEHEN HAY TW BECHEY NE KAHA HAY SER WO PAANY PEENEY GYA HAY

· 1 Like · Oct 22, 2017 at 11:10
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Bushra Shah

Please Laugh At My Joke Its Not Good But U Understand ........

aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!

· 2 Like · Oct 22, 2017 at 04:10
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Asiah Rahi

Agar Duniya Main Pani Na Hota To.

one friend:yar agar duniya main pani na hota to kaya hota.
2nd friend:phir ham lagon ko milawat say pak milk milta.

· 1 Like · Oct 21, 2017 at 20:10
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Abdul Sattar

Branches

mum: no son, u cant have money! i work uno!! money doesnt fall off trees! stop asking for it i need it!
son: then.... hmmm.... mum! y do banks have so many branches?

· 1 Like · Oct 21, 2017 at 13:10
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Bilal Ahmed Khan

Sher Aur Main

ek dafa ek sher mere saamne agaya uss ne meri taraf deekha main ne uss ki taraf dekha.uss ki ankhoon main khoon tha meri main ghosa.ussne apne panjhe upper karliye main apne haath.ussne meri taraf chalang lagayi main ne tv band kardi

· 3 Like · Oct 21, 2017 at 06:10
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