Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.

Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?

B0y:
Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho.
Girl:
Aik Bat Poocho ?
Boy:
Ha Poocho.
Girl:
Tumhara
Mobile Dual Sim Wala Tu Nahi Hai ?

· 1 Like · 13 Hours Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand

I Don't Use Apple Products Because Of Their Logo.
The Apple Has A Bite Taken Out Of It.
"Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand"

· 2 Like · 20 Hours Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don't Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

&


D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

M.q.m Ka Kal Phir Youm E Soug

Lo bhai, M.Q.M ka kal phir youm-e-soug manane ka aelaan!
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reason...

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Kisi ne Altaf Bhai ko Pepsi 70 ki de di :

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Husband Apni Wife Ka Janazay Me

Husband apni wife ka janaza le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mar gai*
Aadmi:
Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do*
Husband:
Tum kya samajhte ho? ye sub log meri b v k
janaze mein shirkat karne aaye hen. ye sub kutta
lene aaye hen* Peeche line mein lag jao*
Urri. Baba

· 0 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Har Cheez Meezan Mai Achi Lagti Hai

"Ye keh kar usne meri Pepsi mai TAIL Daal diya"
Faraz..
"Har cheez meezan mai achi lagti hai"
(-_-)/
<) ) Dekho yar
/ [ 65 ki li thi
64 pe maar di

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Veena Malik Purpose Misbah

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahbaz Ishaq

Veena Malik Purpose Misbah

Ager Tumhara Maqsad Bi Pakistan ko Bdnaam Karna hy...
"To Main tum sy Shadi Karna Chahti hun..
"Veena Malik ny Misbah ko Purpose Kar dia.. :-D :-P

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hy

Wo Ruth Kar Kehti Hy
Hamse,
Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya
Hy.
Us Pagli Ko Kon Samjhaye,
...K
PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gya Hy.

· 5 Like · 2 Days Ago
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Posted on : Jan 09, 2017

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