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Seddiq Al Khan

Tv Anchor Interviewing A Farmer.

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kaale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta
hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?:

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......! :P

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Zahid Mahmood

You Have 10 Fish, 5 Drown, 3 Come Back To Life.

You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
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Stop counting smart one. Fish can''t drown

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Jiya Daniyal

Shadi'' Karne Ke Baad Aur

SHADI'' Karne Ke Baad Aur
"MOBILE" Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat Ke Afsos
Hota Hai....
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.Ke Kuch Din Ruk Jata To Aur Accha "MODEL"
Mill Jata... :D ;p

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Amir Rasheed

2 Students Raat Mai Parhty Howy.

2 students raat mai parhty howy
1st: what''s the time?
2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen.

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Noor Bukhari

Ek Sardaar Kele K Chilky Se Phisal K Gir Gaya.

Ek Sardaar Kele K Chilky Se Phisal K Gir Gaya
Aagy PHiR D0SRY Chilky Se Phisal K Gir GAYA Ab Teesry Chilky K0 Dekh Kr B0LA ..
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0h Shhiitt... Fer Diggna Penaa = P = D

· 1 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Pinky Queen

Merasi Aur Khana

· 1 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Rumana Shahzad

Soch

· 0 Like · 3 Days Ago
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Asiya Faheem

Aaj Ka Totka

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho to aaina daikh lain.
Aap ki hansi chhoot jaye gi, Mazaq k ilawa :P

· 3 Like · 4 Days Ago
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Nasir Alam

Paanch Rupay Ka Sawal Hai Baba

faqir: paanch rupay ka sawal hai baba
shaikh: puch shaid mujhe jawab aata ho!!!

· 3 Like · 4 Days Ago
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Amnah Khan

Kanton Bharay Raaste Par Kon Aap Ka Sath De Ga,

kanton bharay raaste par kon aap ka sath de ga,
ammi abbu nahi khawand biwi nahi bhai bhen nahi dost nahi
balke sirf our sirf aap ki chappal

gul khan mochi!!!

· 3 Like · 5 Days Ago
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Posted on : Nov 10, 2015

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