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Moona Malik

Paheli

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

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Faisal Razzaq

Ali To Sara About His Dream

ali:i had a terrible dream last night.
sara:what is it?
ali:I was eating bread.
sara:what is so terrible abaut it?
ali:when i woke up half of the metress was gone.

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Mehmood Khan

Bechan

raat ko sonay na day
oos ko dakh kar dil bechan ho
dil main ooljhan sii day
galat mat samajhna
yaron yeh machar hai

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Rumana Shahzad

eik admi...aur us ki vomit

eik admi jahaz(aeroplane) mein betha hota hai...wahan woh air hostess ko bulata hai..us ko kehta hai ke mujh ko ulti(vomit) ane wali hai tu ap mujhe eik plastic ka bag dain den...woh air hostess u admi ko woh bag de ker chali gati hai....thuri dair bar (after some time) woh ati hai...aur dekhti hai ke sab loog ulti(vomit) ker rahe hote hain..tu woh us admi se poochti hai ke ye sab vommit kyon ker rahe hain....woh jawab deta hai....ke main ne vommit ki...tu sab ne mujhe deekhna shuroo kar dia....main ne woh vommit pee li(drink ker li) tu sab ne vommit kerni shuroo ker di

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Abdul Ghaffar

Allah Ney Dua Qubool Kar Li Hai.......

Do dost hotey hain,aik kehta hai yar merey paas aik toti hai woh bari bori bori batain karti hai,gaalian deti hai sub us se tang hain koi elaaj bataoo, dosra kehta hai no problem usey merey paas chhor jao merey yahan do totey hain woh har waqt Allah ki ibadat kartey hain tasbeeh parhtay hain woh bhi un se achhi batain sekh jaee gi, pehla dost shukria ke sath toti us ke ghar chhor jata hai,jaisey hi toti ko totoon ke pinjray main dalta hai aik tota sajdey main hota hai toti ko dekh kar dosra tota foran sajday main gaee hua totay se kehta hai chal ab uth ja yar Allah ne apni sun li hai...... Kaisa hai...

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Shahid Siddiqui

Eik Dafa Doost Baatein Ker Rahe Hote Hain.....................

eik dafa do doost baatein ker rahe hote hain to eik admi doosre ko kehta hai ke aaj tak jo aadmi hi is pahari (mountain) per charha hai woh kabhi wapas nahi aaya.Doora aadmi para pereshaan hua aur bola kion uper koi jin bhoot hai,pehla addmi bola nahi asal main baat yeh haikeh woh ddosri taraf se utar jata hai.

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Aftab Ahmed

Kanjusian

Aik martaba aik Chaudhary,Malik aur sheikh zakat per behas kar rehay hotay hain.Chaudhary kehta hai hum aik bara sa garha khodtay hain, paisay hawa main phenkatay hain jo paisay garhay main girain wo zakat day datay hain. Malik kehta hai hum aik bara sa circle banatay hain, jo paisay circle main girtay hain wo zakat day datay hain. Ab dono hazrat sheikh sab ki taraf daktay hian k wo kia kehtay hain. Sheikh sab kehtay hain hum paisay aasman(sky)ki taraf phenktay hain jo uper reh jain wo zakat day datay hain baqi rakh latay hain.

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Qamar Jabbar

Larka Or Larkee Or Cycle

1 dafa 1 moti larkee cycle per are thi samne se 1 larkaa bhi ara tha larkee ne kaha dekha hai pehle bar sajaan ki ankhon me pyaar larka kehta hai dekha hai pehle bar hathi(elephant)ko cycle per sawar

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Abdul Ghaffar

Hm....lets C

ja sanam mujhe ko hai pyar pe aiteber main karoon gi tera intezar....ja magermur ke tudekh le eik baar main kroon gi tera intezar..

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Moiz Malik

Mota Aadmi

ek mota aadmi doctor k pass jata hai or kehta hai k koi aisy dawa dehn k may dubla or smart ho jaoon doctor kehta hai ok rozana sir ko left say right ghumana..mareez poochta hay din may kitnay time doctor saab..doctor kehta hai itny he dafa ghumana jitny dafa tumay koi khanay ka bolay

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