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Shaheen Fatima

Phodi Me Lon

eek khan kheta he .ke is khote [donkey] se jo batcha[child] nikalaga sab se zaida us ko inam dein ge.1st man born six.second born seven.and one khan born one child.us se puchata hein app ne aik kuen nikala weasa to app bohat nicalta hein.he said""kise ne muge ghada da dea tha.

· 4 Like · Mar 29, 2016 at 20:03
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Shahida Malik

Aqal Mand Kay Liye Ishara Hi Kafi Hota Hai

aik admi army me bharti hogaya do din bad jung shuru hogai, doran e jang aik goli uss aadmi ke helmet par lag gai jab us admi ne ye dekha to bhag khara hua aur bola, aqalmand kay liye ishara hi kafi hota hai

· 3 Like · Nov 06, 2016 at 04:11
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Neelum Chaudhry

Shair Sunayee..

shiar hai..main nay khud lika hai.. ok
badi mushkil say hu hai pyar ka pc chaloo .apnay dil kay hardisk pay aur kitni file daloon.tary pyar ka email maray dil ko lubata hai.magar bich main taray baap ka virus a jata hai..hansooo ..nahin o hooooooo...:(

· 10 Like · May 17, 2016 at 10:05
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Safia Saeed

Pakistan Ka Dar Ul Khilafa

nanha Sufyan subah ki namaz ke baad girgira kar dua maang raha tha. ya Allah jehlum ko Pakistan ka dar-ul-khilafa bana day .
maa : beta tum yeh dua kyun maang rahay ho ?
beta : mein perchy mein yahi likh kar aaya hon .

· 7 Like · Mar 24, 2017 at 02:03
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Jiya Daniyal

Eik English Man Pakistani Say Ka Hamarey Mulk May........

Eik english man pakistani say : hamarey mulk may may subb loog aik hee tarha ka hota hai, lakin pakistan may koie lal,koi soofad,koi kala hota hai
pakistani:english man say :gorrey(horse)muktalif rang ka hote hai jab ka gadhey(donkeyes)aik he tarha ka hotey hai......ha ha ha ha

· 3 Like · Dec 14, 2015 at 22:12
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Fahad Bukhari

The Prisoner S Letter

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden.
When is the best time to plant it?""

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replied:
""Dear Wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I
hid all the money.""

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:
""Dear Husband, You wouldn-t believe what happened: some men came with
shovels to the house, and dug up all the back garden.""

The prisoner wrote another letter back:
""Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.""

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2016 at 07:06
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Muhammad Irfan

Tumne Aakar Meri Kabar Pe

Tumne aakar meri kabar pe,
Zara sa muskura Diya...
Bijli kadak ke gir padi,
Sara kafan jala Diya...

· 1 Like · Aug 06, 2016 at 15:08
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Mohammad Ali Khan

Reema Jee

Some one asked Reema what you do when you got up early in the morning?
She answered i go home.

· 1 Like · Jun 15, 2016 at 14:06
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Abdul Rehman Rehman

Umeed Pe Duniya Qaim Hai

Ek Gadha: Yaar mera malik muje bohat maarta hai

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhaag q nahee jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhaag to jata... par yahan future bara bright hai... malik ko khoobsoorat beti jab koi shararat karti hai to to malik kehta hai, " Teri Shadi Gadhe Se Kardooga " ....

· 1 Like · Aug 21, 2016 at 15:08
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Shahbaz Ishaq

Which Computer Do U Have

Girl - which computer do u have?
Boy - I have a computer with intel core
i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7,
64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)

Boy - Which computer do YOU have???
Girl - A PINK ONE !!!! ;)

· 2 Like · Sep 09, 2016 at 16:09
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