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Zafar Ali Khan

Check Kitnay Din Me Clear Ho Jayega?

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...

· 6 Like · May 12, 2017 at 05:05
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Haseeb Naqbi

Ek Lerkay Ko Sirf Urdu Ka......

ek lerkay ko urdu ki kitab main say sirf ek hi muzmoon ata tha muzmoon ka naam tha ek kubadi ka ankhoon daikha haal laikin exame main muzmoon jo aya tha us ka naam tha kisi hawi sufer ka ankhoon daykha haal larka bara perayshan hoa bari soch kay baad us nay likha main jahaz main betha tha jahaz run way per dora jub urna shoroo howa to main nay daikha kh nichay kubadi ka maich ho raha tha

· 1 Like · 4 Hours Ago
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Abdul Qadeer

Nazia S Joke

Once there was a boy, who had a problem of farting. When ever or where ever he goes, he farts in the middle of a group of people. People think that its nasty, but the boy enjoys it. Then a man came and asked him, that why do u laugh when u fart boy? He answers that its all natural man

· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
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Uzma Shaheen

What Is Diff. Between Sky And Skirt

SKY covers WHOLE generation
SKIRT covers generation WHOLE

· 1 Like · 18 Hours Ago
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Rumana Shahzad

Pehelvaan!

one day i was in the washroom and the guy next to my toilet was a pehelvaan. i kept hearing him going ""hmm!"" ""hmm!""(he was applying pressure to something) so i was concerned about what he was up to. and after a couple of seconds i heard "" aray meree poti yaar, nikel jaa bahar mai tenu khaane thori hee chala hoon."" and thats when i ran out of the washroom dieing with laughter!!!!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Abdul Qaddoos

What Date Is Today?

First opium-addict: ""What date is today?""
Second opium-addict: ""It is Saturday today.""
First opium-addict:I am asking you the date, not the year.





· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Money

Money is not the only thing in this world! There is also MasterCard and Visa card...

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
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Rumana Shahzad

Sikh Jee Underwear

Aik dafa aik Sikh Underware Khareednay jata hai dukandar say kehta hai kay koi aachi quality wala underware dikhao.Dukandar us ko underware dekhata hai.Laikin woh sikh ko Pasand nahi aata woh isi tarhan kar kay dukan main jitnay underware hotay hain saray dekh laita hai magar us ko aik bhee pasand nahi aata akhir main dukandar aakhri underware dekhata hai woh sikh ko Pasand aa jata hai.Sikh dukandar say kehta hai kay yeh underware phatay ga to nahi dukandar ghoosay say ""AAP KI PEETH PHAT JAYEE GI MAGAR YEH UNDERWARE NAHI PHATAY GA"" hahha......

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Moiz Malik

Minare Pakistan Chukay Ga

do doost hotay han aur donoo fakkoon pay hotay hain aik kehta ha yaar kuch soocho k humaray fakkay khatam hoon
doosra doost kehta ha tum aisa karoo ka kuch ticketain banwaoo aur sale karoo aur us par likh do k aik admi minar-e-pakistan uthai ga agar na uthaey to gooli mar dayna
pehla kehta ha ya kasay hoo sakta ha k tum minar-e-pakistan utha loo
doosra doost ya ksai ho sakta ha us nay ka jo main na kaha ha likh do kahir un ki tickets bik gaian aur logoon ka aik hajoom lag gia ka admi manir-e-Pakistan uthanay wala ha ab us ka doost a kar karra ho gai aur logoon nay kahna sooroo kar dia ka ab uthao wo kahnay laga acha uthata hoon bar bar kahnay par aik banda tang a kar kehnay lga utha hay nahi to gooli mar doon ga us nay kah uthaoon logoon nay kaha han uthaoo pher us nay kaha uthaoon logoon na kaha han uthaoo to us nay kaha tek ha uthaoo aur rakhoo meray sar per

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Abid Aqeel

Barber

two friends were sitting, one said my father made 100 times shave a day other replied is he mad no he is barber the first friend replied: ha ha ha ha

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Posted on : Nov 04, 2014

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