Sms / Love

Aftab Ahmed

Love

love is sweet... love is neat... but it--s uncompet... untill our 2 lip--s meet?

· 4 Like · Jul 11, 2015 at 11:07
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Shabana Gul

Hahaha

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends. After reading the first
message, she fainted.The widow--s son rushed into the
room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve reached
Date: 16 May 2002

I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones. I--ve just reached and have
been checked in. I see that everything has been
prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
Seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as
mine was.

· 1 Like · May 22, 2015 at 10:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Mahu Arish

Some Fun With Punjabianz

Some Fun with Punjabianz

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

The Golden words are Don--t cry in Love
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....Apni Yaari!!!

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don--t walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

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· 3 Like · May 14, 2015 at 09:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Anam Lateef

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota

Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Eter ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas

Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua

Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua

Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auwqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzeldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

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· 2 Like · May 14, 2015 at 04:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Madiha Shahid

Amar Preem

2 lovers plan to sucide. boy jumped first. girl colsed her eyes and returned back saying love is blind. boy in air opened her parachute saying love never dies.

· 2 Like · May 11, 2015 at 02:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Haya Jalal

Santa & Banta

Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh.

Officer: May I see your licence?

Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?

Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.

Santa Singh: Here - this is all I have!

Banta Singh opens it up and says: Oye yaar! Why didn--t you tell me! I can--t fine you - you--re also a police officer!

· 2 Like · May 08, 2015 at 05:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Hammad Yousuf

Lash Pash Happy Mood

1)Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Moti hamaaray kuttay ka naam.
2)Ittnay barson baadh bhi woh hamain dekh kar muskuraatay hain
Saalay bachhay hi kameenay hain jo maamu maamu chillatay hai.
3)Apne husn pe itna na itra pagli
Mujhe pata hai tu lagati hai fair n lovely
4)Ishq ke charche bahut hain, Ishq me parche bahut hain...Humne bhi dekha ishq karke ,Baap re baap ishq me kharche bahut hain

· 4 Like · May 07, 2015 at 15:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Maleeha Bukhari

Free Love...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LET HIM FREE IF HE COMES BACK HE IS YOURS IF HE NEVER COMES BACK HE HAS SOMEONE ELSE....

· 2 Like · May 02, 2015 at 14:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Fatima Zehra

Free Love...

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE LET HIM FREE IF HE COMES BACK HE IS YOURS IF HE NEVER COMES BACK HE HAS SOMEONE ELSE....

· 1 Like · May 02, 2015 at 09:05
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Abdul Jabbar

Meri Or Us Ki...

True story:

A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They Loved each other a lot.....

Girl: slow down a little.. I--m scared..
Boy: No, it--s so fun..
Girl: please.. it--s so scary..
Boy: Then say that you love me..
Girl: Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?
Boy: Give me a big hug.. (The girl gave him a big hug)
Girl: Now can you slow down?
Boy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on? It--s uncomfortable and
it--s bothering me while I ride.
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived. The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn--t want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him,got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and die himself.....

· 2 Like · Apr 30, 2015 at 11:04
Category: love
 
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