Sardar

sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai

Sardarji replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata

Sardar tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & there was
nobody at home

aik sardar apnay uncle say milnay k liay america jata hai woh jahaaz main batha hua hota hai k pilot aata hai woh kahta hai k aap ka suffer bohat acha jaa raha hai kissi pareeshani ki zaroorat nahin k achanak speckar say aik admi bolta hai o bairda garak hoo gya sab loog pareeshaan hoo jatay hain sardar ka rang urd jata hai k achanak woh he admi bolta hai k parashaani ki zaroorat nahin woh dara sal air hostes coffee laa rahi k mujh par gir gi isi wajah say meray moo say nikla o bairda garak hoo gya kisi parashaani ki zaroorat nahin yeh sunanay k baad sardar bolta hai k teri tay khusk hoo gi hai jairdi meri niklii hai unoon koon toy ga

Teacher: Wts ur father name in English...
Sardat: Breautifull red underware...
Teacher: R u jocking...?
Sardar: No his name is SUNDER LAL CHADA

ek din ek sardar jaad ke pas toilet kar raha tha ,waha se ek fogreiner ja raha tha usne poocha yaha par police nahi pakad ta ,to sardar ne kha nahi apne ko apne haat se pakad kar karna padta hai

their is a Sardar propose a girl for marry?
the girl reply that i am one year elder to you, in the reply, sardar: said oya no problem Kuriey i will marry u next year.

Sardar Ji, aap ko logon ne kiyon mara?
SARDAR: Arey yar meri photo bus main gir gai thee, maine kaha MADAM zara si tang uper kijiye ga photo lena hai.......

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Aik dafa aik sardar apni mashooka k gher k baher beth ker us k gam me susu ker rha tha.achnak mashooka ne usy dekh lia.jab us ne sardar se pocha k tum ye kia ker rhy ho to sardar ne jwab dia k main tumhary gamm me itna pagal ho gya hon k ansooo bhi jga bdal bdal ker nikal rhy hain.

Sardar g always studies infront of mirror coz of 3reasons
1:it helps saving revision time.
2:He can keep a watch on himself.
3:He likes combined study.