Shabana Gul

aik bacha golee nahi kha raha tha to uss kee ammi nay ussay kailay main band karkay dee aur kaha""BAITA KAILA KHA LO"" to jub uss nai kaila khaya to maa nai poocha ""KAILA KAH LIA"" to uss nai kaha""HAAN KAILA KHA KIA LIKIN HADDI PHANK DEE"".

Arz Kia hai.....

Tujhe Yaad Krti Hun Tery ikhlaQ Ke Waja Se.....:)

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Tery KoNsay SamOsay MashHor Hain:D
Thanks Thanks Beth Jayen..

ek dafa ki bat hai ek molvi kahda nali main se apna pasa mikal raha tha soti se aur ram ram kaha raha tha,,,,,, pas se ek pandit guzra vo molvi ko ram ram kahate haran ho gaya vo molvi ke pas jata hai aur bochta hai ke tum to molvi ho tum ram ram kiyon kaha rahe ho?????
Molvi kahta hai ke ye jaga gandi hai is liye main allah ka naam nahi le sakta

LIKHNA THA KHOON SAY,LIKH DEYA SIYAHI SAY
MERNA THA MUOT SAY, MER GAYE WAFAYI SAY
AGAR NAHIN KARNA THA PYAR TO PHELE BATA DETAY
ITNI HASEEN DUNIYA HAI KAHIN AUR DIL LAGA LAYTAY.

There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but managed
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she
had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
to buy pork legs. She didn-t know how to put forward her request, and in
desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got
the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she
needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn-t know how to say, and so
she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The lady
got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
bananas.So she brought her husband to the store..............

what did she do?

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What were you thinking? ? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,

Her husband speaks English....