Abdul Karim Khan

Aik shair ka takhals zakhmy tha.Aik dafa woh apne dost se milne giaa,dastak di dost gher maiN nahiN tha oss ki bv ne poochha kon? jawab aaya -ZAKHMI- ander se aawaaz aaee yeh koee hospital nahiN hai

Zindagi mein ek haseen galti kar baithe
Hum nadani mein pyar kar baithe
Dil ko apne khud thokar maar baithe
Ek bewafaa se murhum ki umeed kar baithe

A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha

;-> Begum day.;->

aik husband ka begum ko pegham.

Meri piyari BEGUM
SWAL Kuch B Ho
JWAB Tum Hi Ho

RSTA Koi B Ho
MNZIL Tum Hi Ho

DUKH Ktna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA Jtna B Ho
PYAR Tm Hi Ho

KHWAB koi B ho
TABER Tm Hi Ho

Yani aesa smjho

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Saare Fasaad ki Jarr Tum ho...or sirf tum hi ho...

1 Jagerdar k bachy kisi sy parh nahi rahy thy bht sy mastr aye hr koi un bachon ki wja sy wapis chla gya,

1 din 1 mastr shaher sy aya or un ko prhany ka wada kia,

Parhai k wqt bachon sy bola k tm log bunty khelo, Bachy bht khush hye
Khelne k bd mastr ny 1 bachy sy pocha k tmhry pas ktne bunty thy?

Us ny kaha 3, master bola k 2 tmhry bhai k pas chly gye tmhry pas ktne bachy?

Pechy sy us ka bhai bola,
Oye,na dassi, mastr parhanda paya e ;)

Son : Dad, can you write in the
dark?
.
.
Father : I think so. What do you
want me to write?
.
.
Son : Your name on this report
card.

once father and son were passing by the road.son has eating something,but suddenly the thing was fell down,so father said the don-t took the fallen things.one day father actually fall in the big dirty drain, ask his son for help but son refused it because his father told him that do not take the fallen things.