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Aftab Ahmed

Aik Admi Ki Nai Secretary Aati Hai.................

aik baar aik aadmi ki company main aik nai secretary aati hai.wo ussay impress karnay ki koishish karta hai.au ussay apnay kamray main bulata hai.jab wo aati hai to kahta hai meray kareeb aao.w o kareeb ati hai to kahta hai aur kareeb aao.wo aur kareeb aati hai.phir wo kahta hai kai batti bujha do.wo bati bhi bhujha daiti hai.boss secretary say kahta hai kai sab doorian mita kar meray seenay kai kareeb aao .secretary itna kareeb jati hai aur boss kahta hai.................................................daikho meri ghari kitni chamak rahi hai.;)byeshye

· 2 Like · Oct 16, 2018 at 02:10
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Kashif Mali

B A

Kisi ""Gaoon"" ke aik gharib aadmi ne apne betay ko ""Shehar"" bheja aur kaha ke taleem hasil kar ke aayo..... woh 25 saal baad aaya to us ke baap ne poocha beta tum ne kahan tak taleem hasil ki hai????
betay ne jawab mein kaha ke mein ne B.A. kar liya.....
baap ne ghussay se apna sir phor liya ke ""25 saal mein tu ne sirf itni si taleem hasil ki hai"" .......
baap kehta hai ke hum ne to jahan bhi parha hai A B parha hai tu ne to 25 saal mein ulti taleem hasil karli......
AB ke bajayue tu ne BA parh liyaaaa..............
let-s smile (ha ha hah)

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2018 at 16:10
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Abdulla Amin

*****song Of Osama *****

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...

Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2018 at 09:10
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Wafa Chaudhry

1 Dafa 1 Choor 1 Motee Auraat Kay Ghar Main Jaata Hay

1 DAFA 1 CHOOR 1 GHAR MAIN JAATA HAY JAHAAN 1 BOHOOT MOTEE AURAAT RAHTEE HAY WO AURAAT CHOOR KE AAHAAT SUN KAR USS KO DHAAKAA DAY KAR US KAY SEENAY PAAR BEATH JATEE HAY OR AAPNAY NOKAR KO AAWAAZ DAY KAR KAHTEE HAY ""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" THORI DAIR BAAD PHIR NOKAAR KO KAHTEE HAY""ABAY O KARMOO JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA KAR LAA GHAR MAIN CHOOR AAYA HAY"" NOKAR KAHTA HAY BYGAM SAHAAB MARE CHAAPAAL NAHEE MIL RAHEE , CHOOR BAYCHARAY KAA BORAA HAAL HO GAYA HOTA HAY WOH KAHTAA HAY KAY ""AABAY KAMBAKTH KARMOO CHAPAAL MARE LAY LAY MAGAR JALDI SAY POLICE KO BOLAA DAY""

· 1 Like · Oct 15, 2018 at 01:10
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Amnah Khan

Shakal Mere Bhai Se Milti Hai....

kisi larkay nay aik ajnabi larki sey poochha keh agar mein tumhen I Love U kanoon tum maan logi, Larki ney kaha haan. Aur agar mein kahoon I Miss u to, larki ne kaha Haan.. Lakey ne hairangi sey poochha wo kiyun....Larki ne kaha TUMHARI SHAKAL MERE BHAI SE MILTI HAI.......

· 1 Like · Oct 14, 2018 at 17:10
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Amina Noor

Bata Abba Say

abba abba app kay sir main sufad ball ku nikal jatay hai itni juldi abba bolta hai kay jo bacccha apna abba ko stata hai aus kay sir main bhut juldi sufad ball nikla attay hai achha abba ass liya main kaho dada kay itnay sufad baal ku haiiiiii

· 2 Like · Oct 14, 2018 at 10:10
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Asad Omar

Shair Arz Kiya Hai

khudi ko kar buland itna kai har takdeer say pahlay,
khuda banday say khud poochay thallay tera abba layyaay gaa
plz lauf at this

· 1 Like · Oct 14, 2018 at 00:10
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Afza Altaf

Bavaqoof Nahin

Ik dafa admi ki car k weel k nut mentel hospital k samney gir jatay hain.Woh bara confuse hota hay to ik pagal us ko kahta hay k tum doosray weels main say nut nikal kar is ko laga lo to wo kahta hay k tum nay pagal ho kar akal ki baat ki hay.To pagal kahta hay k main pagal hon BAVAQOOF nahin.

· 2 Like · Oct 13, 2018 at 17:10
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Maria Waheed

Aik Dafa Ak Adami Nay Apni Bewi Say Kaha ....

aik dafa ak adami ney apni bewi say kaha k kal mera dost a raha hai us ki ""naak"" bohut lambi hai, tum kutch iss
baray main mut kehna.
kal jub dost ayya to us ki bewi ney kaha aap ki naak main kitni chini dallon.

· 2 Like · Oct 13, 2018 at 10:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
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