Rumana Shahzad

Aap se kabhi mil na paaye hum
phir bichadne ka dar kaisa
meri har dhadkan me aap ho shamil
phir aapki judaai ka gham kaisa

deedaar-e-yaar ki khatir jee rahe hain hum
unki talaash hai ab har taraf
umr-e-tamaam kisike naam kar diya humne
ab maut se bhi hume ghabraana kaisa

aapki yaad yun zindagi ko mehka de
bahaar bankar fiza me rang bhar de
sanwaara hai mujhe aapne is kadar
k patjhad se bhi ab nazren churaana kaisa

sitaron ki mehfil saji thi har taraf
phir bhi roshni ko taras gaye the hum
mahtaab jo ban gaye aap zindagi ke
ab andheron ka humse naata kaisa

Khuda se jo maangi humne duayen
kabool kiya unhone hamaari mohabbat ko
zamana hume ab baddua de bhi toh kya
hume ab zamaane se shikayat kaisi

unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi

sardar jee foto grapher se: meray dost ne ye tasveer topi pehan kar khinchwai thi kiya aap kisi tarha se ye topi utaar saktay hain,
foto grapher: jee haan janab leken aap ke dost ulti maang nikalte hain ya seedhi,
sardar jee ne chand lamhey socha our bolay yaar jab aap topi utaro ge to khud hi pata chal jaiga.

aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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