Rumana Shahzad

one day i was in the washroom and the guy next to my toilet was a pehelvaan. i kept hearing him going ""hmm!"" ""hmm!""(he was applying pressure to something) so i was concerned about what he was up to. and after a couple of seconds i heard "" aray meree poti yaar, nikel jaa bahar mai tenu khaane thori hee chala hoon."" and thats when i ran out of the washroom dieing with laughter!!!!

Aik dafa aik Sikh Underware Khareednay jata hai dukandar say kehta hai kay koi aachi quality wala underware dikhao.Dukandar us ko underware dekhata hai.Laikin woh sikh ko Pasand nahi aata woh isi tarhan kar kay dukan main jitnay underware hotay hain saray dekh laita hai magar us ko aik bhee pasand nahi aata akhir main dukandar aakhri underware dekhata hai woh sikh ko Pasand aa jata hai.Sikh dukandar say kehta hai kay yeh underware phatay ga to nahi dukandar ghoosay say ""AAP KI PEETH PHAT JAYEE GI MAGAR YEH UNDERWARE NAHI PHATAY GA"" hahha......

AK LARKE COLLEGE KE STAIRS SA UTER RAHE
THAE KUCH MUNCHALY LERKAY NECHAY KHARAY
THAY EK LERKA BOLA AAP KE JOOTE BOHET
KHUBSUTAT HA LERKE GUSAHA MA BOLE UTAROO
JOOTE LERKA GAHBRA GEYA OR BOLA APPKAY
KAPERAY B BOHOT KHUBSURRAT HAY.

eik admi jahaz(aeroplane) mein betha hota hai...wahan woh air hostess ko bulata hai..us ko kehta hai ke mujh ko ulti(vomit) ane wali hai tu ap mujhe eik plastic ka bag dain den...woh air hostess u admi ko woh bag de ker chali gati hai....thuri dair bar (after some time) woh ati hai...aur dekhti hai ke sab loog ulti(vomit) ker rahe hote hain..tu woh us admi se poochti hai ke ye sab vommit kyon ker rahe hain....woh jawab deta hai....ke main ne vommit ki...tu sab ne mujhe deekhna shuroo kar dia....main ne woh vommit pee li(drink ker li) tu sab ne vommit kerni shuroo ker di

ustad shagerd se loha garam kar ke kahta hai
cha cha cha cha chote
shagerd ja ja ja ja ji ustad
ustad hath hath hathora lao
shagerd ustad cha cha chaota ya ba ba bara
cha cha cha chor de loha thanda ho geya hai

ek ek qatre ka mujhe dena pada hisab
khun-e-jigar vadiat-e-mishagan-e-yar tha
ab main hun aur matam-e-yak shahar-e-arazu
toda jo tu ne aaina timasal dar tha
galiyon mein meri nash ko khenche phiro ki main
jan dad-e-hava-e-sar-e-rahaguzar tha
mauj-e-sarab-e-dasht-e-vafa ka na puch hal
har zarra misl-e-jauhar-e-teg aabadar tha
kam janate the hum bhi gam-e-ishq ko par ab
dekha to kam hue pa gam-e-rozagar tha.