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Abdul Karim Khan

Mujhay Sab Pata Chal Gaya

Do bacchay thay school say wapas aatay huay pehlay nay doosray say kaha "" Har banday ka aik secret hota hay, agar aap us say kaho, -Mujhay sab pata chal gaya - to woh tum ko pesay day ker chup kara dain gay "" baccha bohat khush hota hay.
Ghar jatay hi ammi say kehta hay ""Ammi mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay"" Ammi pareshan ho jatee hain aur us ko 50 rupay day ker kehti hain ""Abba ko na batana "".
Shaam ko abaa aatay hain to woh abba say bhi yahee kehta hay abba us ko 100 rupay day ker kehtay hain "" Ammi ko na batana "" is ko to mazay lag jatay hain.
Subah subah doodh wala aata hay baccha kehatay chalo is say bhi keh doon, woh doosh walay say kehta hay "" Mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay, doodh wala sab cheez phaink ker kehat hay "" To aa beta aaj abbu kay galay lag ja "" ;-)

· 3 Like · Oct 13, 2018 at 02:10
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Mooria Ul Ain

Tumhara Kia Hoga Kalia

Larki ney kaha : chandni Chand se hoti hai Sitaroon sey nahi, Muhabbat aik sey hoti hai hazaroon sey nahi.
Larkey ney kaha : Chandni Chand sey hogi to Sitaroon ka kia hoga, Muhabbat aik sey hogi to hazaroon ka kia hoga !!!!!!!

· 3 Like · Oct 12, 2018 at 16:10
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Aleezay Abbasi

gana ganai ka styl

aik dafa aik asma rastay se ja raha tha to rastay ma aik ro admi khara gana ga raha tha tho phala admi na pahli tha wo waha se guzra to thosra admi koy or gana ga raha tha or gab wo wapis araha tha to thosra bandsa koi or gana ga raha tha to pahala admi nai pocha ka gb mai ga raha tha to tum kuch or ga rahai tha or gab aa raha ho to kuch dosray na gawab thia paha {B} side thi or ab {A}side hai...!

· 1 Like · Oct 12, 2018 at 08:10
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Abdul Karim Khan

Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai Kay..........

Aik Dafa Teen aadmi bathaiy thay kay aik nay kaha kay america main aik aisa bacha paida huwa jiska haat nahi thaa unhonnain nakli haat laga dia aaj woh mana waah boxer hay doosray nain kaha yeay konsi see badi baat hay india main aik aisa bachhapaida huwa jisky aik taang nahi thee unhonnain nakli taang laga di aaj woh mana wah racer tessray nain kaha aisy konsi badi baat hay yeay pakistan main aik aisa bachha paida huwa jiska sar nahi thaa unhonnain kaddu laga diya aaj woh unka wazeer-e-azam hay
(ha ha ha ha)

· 1 Like · Oct 12, 2018 at 00:10
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Mooria Ul Ain

Sahafi Aur Aik Fooji

aik martaba aik sahafi aik fooji koo kehta hay kay aap ki tang par yea coote kaha say aaie uss nay kaha kay jung may aik boom aakar laga hay sahafi nay kaha aap koo boom kaisay laga uss nay ghusay say kaha nahy boom mairay peechay aaya ghar tak aur mugh koo zakhmi kar kay bhaag gaya

· 1 Like · Oct 11, 2018 at 17:10
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Sarmad Ali

Do Pagal Masjid Ke Paas Khaday Thai..................

do paagal masjid ke paas khadai thai to aik pagal bola yaar hum ne zindagi main koi mahnat aur naiki nahin ki hai chalo aaj iss masjid ko chaoun main kerdete hain yeh kehe ker woh dono masjid ki deewar ko dhakka laganai lage unhain dupeher se sham ho gai aur doop bhi khatam ho gai thi to do hatai aur bade araam se khade ho gay aur kehnai lagay yaar masjid ko to choun main ker dia hai ab araam kerlain to aik pagal kehta hai yaar hamaari chappal kahan gain to doosrai paagal nay kaha abay paagal chapal wahin hogi jahan se hum nay dhakka lagana shuroo kiya tha halaanke unki chappal koi aur legaya

· 3 Like · Oct 11, 2018 at 10:10
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Bushra Shah

Husband And Wife

AIK HUSBAND NAY BARAY GHUSAY SAY KAHA BEWI SAY,JULDI KHANA LAOO MERE PAIT MAIN CHUHAY KUDD RHAY HAIN
BEWI:HI ALLAH MAINE TO MURGHEE PAKAI THEE

· 1 Like · Oct 11, 2018 at 02:10
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Moona Malik

Aam Wo Log Khatay Hain

aik bar aik larkay nay apnay dost ki plate say aaam utha liyay.us kay daost nay poocha kai aaam kion uthayay us ki plate say.to us kay dost nay kaha kay gadhay aam nahi khatay.plz lauf

· 1 Like · Oct 10, 2018 at 18:10
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Amnah Khan

Geography

the teacher asks the child ""have u done the geography h/w whats the excuse if u have-nt done it"" the kid answers""my dad said that the world is changing every day so i-m waiting it to settle down. ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Oct 10, 2018 at 11:10
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