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Alisha Khan

Pagaal

aik larki aapni friend say milne hostil gai to batoon batoon main rat ho gai os ki friend ne kaha ke tum rat ko yaheen ruk jao kaal subha chali jana wo razi ho gai mager os hostil ki maneger ne mana ker dia ;;; to os ne aapni friend say kaha ke tum aesa kero ke paroos main pagaal khana hia wahaan pata kertay hain ke shayad koi room mil jai wo dono pagaal khane ja ker pata kerti hain to wahaan per koi room khali nahi hota hai ;;; meger pagaal khane walay boltay hain ke aap ager chaheen to aik neem pagaal admi hai os ke sath adjust ker leen wo koi khaternak nahi hia bhoot sharif hai;;; to wo larki maan jati hai ke theek hia main adjust ker loongi;;; raat ko jaab sab so jatee hian to wo pagaal admi aata hai or larki ko haat laga ker bolta hai ke main ungaali[finger] or mun[lip] say kuch ker ke dekhaoon to wo lerki der jati hai or os pagaal ko bolti hai ke jao ja ker so jaoo to wo chala jata hai is tarhaan wo her thori deer ke baad aata hai or os ko yahi boolta hai ke ungali or mun say kuch ker ke dekhaoon is terhaan 5 martaba hota hai to larki bohoot derjati hai 6th time wo pagaal phir aata hai to wo larki bolti hai ke theek hai chaloo ker ke dekhaoo;;;
to wo pagaal aapni ungali ko aapne hoontoon[lips] per rakh ker awaaz nikalta hai bhur bhur bhur bhur

· 1 Like · Jan 14, 2019 at 07:01
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Urooj Imran

I Like The Way U Think

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

· 1 Like · Jan 14, 2019 at 00:01
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Urooj Imran

I Like The Way U Think

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2019 at 16:01
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Abdul Basit

I Like The Way U Think

once jhony-s teacher asked him a question "" there are 5 birds on the tree and if u fire one of them how many will be left?"" Johny answered no one coz when some one will fire at one all other will fly. The teacher said No there will be 4 coz he hit only one but i like the way u think. the johny became really angry, he asked teacher "" can i ask u a question"" teaher said Go ahead. Johny said"" there are three women has icecream cone in their hand. One of them is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking can u tell me who is married?"" The teacher said ""ummmmn i guess the lady who is sucking."" then johny said NOOOOOOOOOOO the lady who has ring in her finger is married but i like the way u think.:)

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2019 at 09:01
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Fozia Iqbal

Maindak

aik daffa bachay nay ammi say poocha kay main kaisay paida hooa. javaab mila main nay garha miti may dabaya uss main say tum nicklay. bachay nay bhee aaisa kia too aik maindak(frog) nikla uss nay ghusay(anger) say kha ""gee too cha raha hay kay tughay mar doo per kia karoon too mairy oolad hay""

· 1 Like · Jan 13, 2019 at 02:01
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Fahad Yousuf

Husband & Wife

Husband: Why do u talk so foolish...
Wife: Because u could understand...

· 1 Like · Jan 12, 2019 at 18:01
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Najam Ali Khan

Sikh Aur Bakra

aik khan nay aik bakra kharida.3 saal na to us nay bakray ko nehlaya aur na hi us ka gand saaf kia.bus usay aik kothary mein daal kar bhool gaya.3 saal kay baad us nay ailaan karaya k jo is bakray k saath 1 hour guzaray ga us ko 1 lac inam milay ga.yeh sun kar aik gora,aik pakistani aur aik sikh aya.pehlay gora ander gaya aur 2 minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.phir pakistani ander gaya aur aik minute bad hi wapis aa gaya.aakhir mein sikh ander gaya aur 30 second baad bakra bahar aa gaya.

· 1 Like · Jan 12, 2019 at 11:01
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Aras Rahes

Saas Sey Mohabbat.

aik female key 3 damaad they, aik daffa uss ney socha ki chaloo main check karoon ki merey damadoon ko mujh sey kitni mohabbat hey. aik din woh aik damaad ko sath ley kar walk par chali gai, aur jaan bhoojh kar aik khoo (well) main gir gay, us key damaad ney chalang laga kar us ki jjaan bachaa lii. us saas ney khush hoo kar apney damaad sey pocha ki tumharey pass koon sei garri hey , us ney kahaa ki TOYOTA 90 model. us ki saas ney uss ko new modle ki TOYOTA CROLA ley di....
kuch rooz key baad woh saaas jjii apney dosray damaad key sath walk par chali gai aur phir jaan bhojh kar ""well"" khoo , main girr parri, us key damaad ney foran chalang laga kar uss ki jaan bacha li. saas ney khush hoo kar puchaa ki tumharey pass kon sei garii hey , woh bolla jii! ""sozoki"" saass ney khush hoo kar usss ko new sozoki ley diii.
chand rooz baad saasooo jji apny tesray damaad jii key sath seeer "" i mean walk"" karney gai and phir jjaan bhojjh kar koonwain "" well"" main gir gai. uss key damaad ney soch ki agar main ney chalang lagaa kar isss ko bacha bhi liya to ...... mijh ko sirif aik new cycle hi milni hey , too kayoon apni jjaan khatrey main daloon...woh bahir hi kharra rahaaa, and uss ki sasoo ji doob kar halak hoo gai "" i mean uss ki saaas ki hatiyaa ho gai "" jab woh ghar ayaa too uss key susar ko patta challa , too uss ney khush hoo kar apney isss damaad koo aik new LAND KAROZER ley di..... !

· 2 Like · Jan 12, 2019 at 03:01
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Hammad Yousuf

A Young Couple

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: ""Darling, I have great news: I-m a month overdue. I think we-re
going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but we until we find out for sure, we can-t tell anybody."" The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell, because
the young couple haven-t paid their last bill: ""Are you Mrs.Smith? You-re a month overdue, you know!"" ""How do YOU know?"" stammers the young woman.""Well, ma-am, it-s in our files!"" says the man from the electric company.

""What are you saying? It-s in your files?????""
""Absolutely.""
""Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."" That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next morning.

What-s going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?""

""Just calm down,"" says the clerk, ""it-s nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.""

""PAY you? and if I refuse?"" ""Well, in that case, sir, we-d have no option but to cut you off.""
""And what would my wife do then?""
""I don-t know. I guess she-d have to use a candle.""

· 1 Like · Jan 11, 2019 at 20:01
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