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Ebrahim Ali Ali

Hand!

A house was being repainted and during the work eone night the husband came home n in the night when husband and wife were ready to sleep, he put off the light swith of his bedroom but cuz he didnt know it was freshly painted , a mark of hand was left on the wall.
the next day when the painter came, the wife siad tu the painter"" come here i want to show u WHERE MY HUSBAND PUT HIS HAND LAST NIGHT""
the painter looked at the wife strangley and said"" no thanku i keep a policy not to take part in such happennings""

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2018 at 18:09
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Abdul Rahman

Taveez Ka Kamaal

Do dost aapas main baatain kar rahai thay aik ne dosre se phoocha kia baat hai tum pareshan nazar aarahe ho, to us ne jawaab dia keh mera bheta matric main bar bar fail ho raha hai.Pehle dost ne kaha pareshan mat ho mera dadajee taaveez dega sab theek hojaiga. To pehle dost ne kaha keh meri murghi ande nahi deti us ke lia bhi aik taaveez banadena. Doosre din us ne do taaveez laiy our kaha keh sabz taveez bhetaiy ke galaiy main daalna our surkh wala murghi ke galaiy main. Do din ke baad wo shakhs buhut ghuse main aaya our kehne laga ""yaar ye kis kisam ke taveez diay thaiy.....jab murghi ko darbe se nikalta hon to wo seedi kitaab par jaati hai our ladkaiy ne subh se teen andaiy diay hain"".

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2018 at 11:09
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Amin Lakhan

Gunja

aik dafa aik gunja nai ki dokan per gaya our nai se kaha ke mere baal kaat do nai ne baal katne ke baad us se beas (twenty)rupay mangay gunje ne pucha beas rupay kis liay tu nai ne jawab dia ke dus ball katne ke ur dus dhondne ke.

· 1 Like · Sep 27, 2018 at 01:09
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Maleeha Bukhari

Maulana Ki Dadie Dak Kar Api Bakra Ayad Ana

Masjid may alan hoi kay aaj 4 bajay maulana shaib majlis karangay .sub log 4 bagay masjid may gaya .maulana shaib masjid may abi batnay walay tay kay aak aurat nay roona soroo kia sub log haran hoya maulana shaib nay aurat say pocha kay abi may nay majlis shooro nahi kiya aap nay rona shooro kay ,aurat nay jawab may kaa kay aap ki dadie maray bakra ki dadie jasi hai

· 2 Like · Sep 26, 2018 at 18:09
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Nasir Alam

Le Pehley Tu Phoonk Le

once upon a time...a man was igniting a fire in some wood by blowing air through his mouth....as he used to blow air through his mouth.....his gas was released from his back. that happened for several times and at last he got too angry with dat and turned his |ASS| to the fire and asked, "" LE!!! TU PEHLEY PHOONK LE"" :)

· 5 Like · Sep 26, 2018 at 11:09
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Sanam Baloch

Kadha

Two men sitting next to each other in a cinema:
First man: Ye paan ki peek kahan pe thukun?
Second man: Padosi ki jeb mein.
First man: Use pata nahin chalega?
Second man: Tumhen pata chala kya?

· 2 Like · Sep 26, 2018 at 02:09
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Javed Ashraf

Proffessor Khabtii

proffessor sahab class may dakhill hotay hain or kahtay hain kay ajj hum mandak ka operation karain gay or apni jaib may hath dall kay sandwotch nikalta hai or table pay rakh data hai os kay student kahtay hain sirr ya to sandwitch hai.professor kahta hai sandwitch to may nay rastay may kia khayay tha...

· 2 Like · Sep 25, 2018 at 19:09
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Abdul Waheed

Gana

gulukar ne apne hamsaye se shikayat ki ""bhai saaab mein jaab bhi gana gata hoon app ka kuta bhonkana shuru ker deta hai"" hamsaye ne jawab diya ""is mein kute ka kiya kasoor hai pehaal to app kerte hain na

· 2 Like · Sep 25, 2018 at 12:09
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Iqra Raheem

Jawab Ki Talash

aik lerka kamra imtahan mein betha bari dair se sawaliya perche ko dekh raha tha.nigran ne humdardi se pucha: kyoon kiya sawal samajh nahi a raha?umeed war ne jawab diya:percha to mushkil nahi hai ji!bus mein soch raha hoon ke is sawal ka jawab koon si jaib mein hai? hahahhaha

· 2 Like · Sep 25, 2018 at 05:09
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