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Omar Hassan

Hair Style Is More Important

ek dafa bad kismati sey ek orat key baal tezi sey girney lagey or akhir kaar sar par sirf 3 baal reh gay. lekin baal bananey ka bara shok tha wo beauty parlour gayee or boli behen meri choti bana do.
Beautition baal bananey lagi to ek baat or toot gia. 3 balon wali boli awww rehney do esa karo joora bana do. joora banatey huey ek or toot gia. jab oosney dekha key ek hee baal reh gia hey to sir par haath phertye huey la parwahi sey boli ""rehney do rehney do aaj mein khuley hee chor deti hoo""
[agar acha laga to mail ker key bata dey..]

· 2 Like · Jul 25, 2018 at 13:07
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Abdul Ghaffar

Aulad...

Ek bachey nay apni maan say poocha "ammi! mein kaysay paida hoa tha?" maan nay bachey ko mutmain karnay kayliye kaha kay humnay zameen mein ek matkaa dabadiya tha aur dosray din zameen khodi too os matkay mein say tum niklay....

Aglay din bachey nay zameen mein matka dabadiya... dosray din zameen khodi too os mein say mendak ka bacha nikla... bachey nay nihayat ghussay say kaha "mera dil chahta hay kay tujhey jaan say maar doon magar kiyaa karonn too meri aulad haye".

· 1 Like · Jul 25, 2018 at 03:07
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Sana Dimple

From:mahesh Jan

JAVEED(MAAN SY):-""AMY MATKY MAIN CHOOHA GIR PARAH HAI.""
AMY:-""TOH PHIR TUM NY KIYA KIYA ?""
JAVEED:- ""MAAN MAIN NY MANO BILEE KO BHI MATKY MAIN DAAL DIYA TAKY WOH CHOOHY KO PAKARH SAKY"".
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HA HA HA !!!!!!!!HE HA HA !!!!!!!
KAISA LAGA RAY ZAROOR D EJEYE GA.......?

· 1 Like · Jul 24, 2018 at 20:07
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Abdul Karim Khan

Yeh Hospital Nahin Hai

Aik shair ka takhals zakhmy tha.Aik dafa woh apne dost se milne giaa,dastak di dost gher maiN nahiN tha oss ki bv ne poochha kon? jawab aaya -ZAKHMI- ander se aawaaz aaee yeh koee hospital nahiN hai

· 1 Like · Jul 24, 2018 at 12:07
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Amna Omar

Sahat Yaab

AIK DAFA PAGAL KHANAE SE AIK PAGAL KI CHUTTI HO NAY LAGI TO DOCTOR NE KAHA AB TO AAP HAMARA BIL PAY KARDAIN GAY. TO PAGAL NE KAHA HAAN HAAN KYOUN NAHI AGAR HUM NE TUMHARA YEH THORA SA 1 LAKH KA BIL PAY NAHI KIA TO HAMAIN BADSHAH AKBER KOUN KAHAY GAA.

· 1 Like · Jul 24, 2018 at 05:07
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Uzma Shaheen

Dil Laga Kar Parta Hai............

HAMID:- SUNA HAI THUMARY BHAI KO PARHNY KA BAHOUT SAOUQ HAI.
MAJEED:- SHAOUQ HAI.TABHI TO HAR CLASS TEEN TEEN SAL LAGA RAHA HAI.

· 2 Like · Jul 23, 2018 at 21:07
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Afza Altaf

Choori

Aik dafa aik aadmi ki cycle choori ho gai tho os nay bazar main oonchi awaz say kaha""Agar meri cycle na mili tho main wohi kuch karoonga jo meray bhai nay kia tha.""ye soon kar choor cycle chorh kar bhag gia.bad main aik aadmi nay os say poocha k thumharay bhahi nay kia kiea tha tho wo bola""os nay nai cycle kharidi thi.""
HiHiHiHiHI.......HoHoHOHOHoHo.....

· 2 Like · Jul 23, 2018 at 14:07
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Abdul Sattar

Khahishen

hazaron khahishen aise ke har khahish pe dam nikle ...bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kam nikle /ab zara is ko change kar ke parhta hai ..............hazaroon larkian aise ke har larki pe dam nikle.... bahut nikle mere arman lakin phir bhi kab nikle

· 1 Like · Jul 23, 2018 at 07:07
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Urooj Zahed

Bus Awain Hi

DO DOST HOTAY HAI AAK KHOTA AUR DUSRA TOTA.DONO HAWAI JAHAZ ME SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAI.TOTA(PARROT)AIR HOSTESS KO BULATA HAI AIR HOSTESS POOCHTI HAI KIA KAAM HAI TO TOTA KAHTA HAI BUS AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI IS TARAH TEEN CHAAR BAR KAHTA HAI TO KHOTA BHI IS TARH HI KARTA HAI AIR HOSTESS PILOT KO KAHTI HAI PILOT KAHTA HAI UN DONO KO GAIT KAY PASS LAJOA WOH UN KO GAIT KAY PASS LA JATI HAI PILOT GAIT KHILTA HAI AUR AIR HOSTESS UN DONO KO DHAKKKAIL DATI HAI WOH NEEECHAY GIRE RAHAY HOTAY HAI TO KHOTA KAHTA HAI MAIN TO MAR GIA MUJHAY URNA NAHIN AATA TO TOTA KAHTA HAI AWAIN HI BAHAN YAKI NAHIN KARNI THI.

· 3 Like · Jul 22, 2018 at 23:07
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