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Ijunoon

Ek Young Man ""military Police"" Join Kerna Chahta Tha.

Ek young man ""Military Police"" join kerna chahta tha.
Us ne apply kiya or wo kaamyaab bhi ho gya.
FINAL interview kuch is tarha tha.
Q). Aap ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Mujtaba Pervez
Q). Waalid Ka naam? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? A). Muhammad Pervez
Q). Taleem? A). MP (Matric Pass)
Q). Kya ban'na chahte hain? A). MP (Military Police)
Q). Agar select na huve tou? A). MP
Q). Kya matlab? ??????? ""Mitti Paleet""

· 2 Like · Mar 03, 2019 at 02:03
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Ijunoon

Kitne Aadmi The.

Jab Gabbar paida hua tou uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THay...

· 3 Like · Mar 02, 2019 at 18:03
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Ijunoon

Itna Chota Condam

Teacher: Hamein machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo tou ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2019 at 10:03
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Ijunoon

Mughal E Orgasm!!!

Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti
Mughal-e-Azam mein tou film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!

· 1 Like · Mar 02, 2019 at 03:03
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Ijunoon

You Look Terribly Weak And Exhausted!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

· 1 Like · Mar 01, 2019 at 19:03
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Ijunoon

You Look Terribly Weak And Exhausted!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

· 1 Like · Mar 01, 2019 at 11:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Ijunoon

Mr Elahi Had Three Sons

Mr Elahi had three sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi, and Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his forth son was born his wife decided
to name him Bus-Kar-Elahi...

· 2 Like · Mar 01, 2019 at 04:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Abdulla Amin

Expiry Date

A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast
for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something
after expiry date.

· 2 Like · Feb 28, 2019 at 21:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Sadaf Zeeshan

""ye Tune Kya Kiya""

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai
""HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA""

· 2 Like · Feb 28, 2019 at 13:02
Category: miscellaneous
 
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