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Zafar Ali Khan

Check Kitnay Din Me Clear Ho Jayega?

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...

· 6 Like · Jun 30, 2018 at 11:06
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Ijunoon

You Look Terribly Weak And Exhausted!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

· 1 Like · Dec 19, 2017 at 03:12
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Ijunoon

You Look Terribly Weak And Exhausted!

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted!
R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

· 1 Like · Dec 18, 2017 at 19:12
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Ijunoon

Mr Elahi Had Three Sons

Mr Elahi had three sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi,
Barkat-e-Elahi, and Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his forth son was born his wife decided
to name him Bus-Kar-Elahi...

· 2 Like · Dec 18, 2017 at 12:12
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Abdulla Amin

Expiry Date

A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast
for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something
after expiry date.

· 2 Like · Dec 18, 2017 at 05:12
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Sadaf Zeeshan

""ye Tune Kya Kiya""

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai
""HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA""

· 2 Like · Dec 17, 2017 at 22:12
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Asmat

Sheikh

SHEIKH on his death bed

where r u my dear wife?

yes i''m here


my sons, my daughters r u all here?

ya papa

tey fer naal de kamre da pankha kyuon chalda paya ae

· 2 Like · Dec 17, 2017 at 14:12
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Ijunoon

Har Gali Har Deewar Par Apka Naam Likha Hai.

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

· 1 Like · Dec 17, 2017 at 07:12
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Ijunoon

Har Gali Har Deewar Par Apka Naam Likha Hai.

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

· 1 Like · Dec 17, 2017 at 00:12
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Ijunoon

An Extremely Modest Man Was In The Hospital For A Series Of Tests…

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.

· 2 Like · Dec 16, 2017 at 17:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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