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Zafar Ali Khan

Check Kitnay Din Me Clear Ho Jayega?

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...

· 6 Like · Nov 06, 2019 at 12:11
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Ijunoon

Kal Main Ne Hawksbay Per Dekkha,

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha,
4 addmi ne eik saath sumander main
chalang lagayi magar sirf
aik ke baal geelay howe
ye kase mumkin hai?

?
?
?

baqi 3 ganje thay...



· 1 Like · Feb 08, 2019 at 02:02
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Ijunoon

Indian Cricket Team Has Been Kidnapped By Taliban....

Indian Cricket team has been kidnapped by Taliban....
Taliban is asking for a ransom of 100,000 usd to set them free,
if not they say to burn them alive pouring kerosine....
Please donate........
I have already donated 5 litres of kerosine.....

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2019 at 19:02
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Ijunoon

Sometimes Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot...

Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot...
if u dont agree with me,

TRY TO SIT ON A PIN!!!

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2019 at 12:02
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Mohammad Asif

Life Is So Simple:

Life is so Simple:

When NASA began launch of astronauts in space,

they found out that d pen wouldn't work

at zero gravity(ink won't flow down 2

writing surface). It took them 1 decade

& $12 million 2 solve this problem.

They developed a pen that worked at 0 gravity,

upside down, underwater, on practically any surface

including crystals temperatures ranging

from below freezing to above 300'celsius.
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And what did the Russians do?

They used a PENCIL...

· 1 Like · Feb 07, 2019 at 05:02
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Afsheen

Communication…

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster ?
Tell her not 2 tell any1...

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 21:02
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Ager Dil Ki Jaga Naam Anda

Ager dil ki jaga naam anda ""egg"" hota to
filmo k naam kuch youn hotey,
Hum anda dey chukey sanam,
Hum app key andey mein rehtey hein
Anday waley dulhaniya ley jain gey,
Do andey mill rahey hein

· 1 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 14:02
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Ijunoon

Life Before Marriage Is Like Airtel

Life before marriage is like AIRTEL:
'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan'

Life during engagement is like RELIANCE:
'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein'

Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA:
'A wife can change your life'

Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH:
'Whereever you go your wife follows'

Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL:
'The subscriber is not reachable'

· 3 Like · Feb 06, 2019 at 05:02
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Ijunoon

Bhai Bahen…

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

· 1 Like · Feb 05, 2019 at 20:02
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Ijunoon

The Beach…

Father and Son were in conversation on the beach
Son: Praaji, Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Father: Tumhe nahe pata ?
Son: Nahe pata.
Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech
mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

· 1 Like · Feb 05, 2019 at 12:02
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