Haseeb Raza

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

Neendain aur tum! Kahan hote ho?
Dono raat bhar nahi aatay

log is sawal mein bohat uljhay rehtay hain. . kaamil murshid ko kaisay talaash kya jaye ?

agar uss zaat-e pak ne aap ke dil mein kisi kaamil murshid ki zaroorat ko dala hai to uss zaroorat ko poora karne wali bhi wohi zaat hai. jo zaat tashnagi deti hai wohi Tishna labi daur karne ka samaan bhi mann o an faraham karti hai. . be shak woh museeb alasbab hai .

agar aap ne kisi mazaar par logon ki jotiyan seedhi karne walay faqeer se baet hona hai to woh faqeer usi jagah par aap ka intzaar kare ga. uss waqt tak jo kay hukm-e-ILAAHI se muqarrar kya gaya hai .

ab aap uss muqarrar kardah waqt se pehlay khud se jitna bhi zor laga len. kitni hi tug o doo kar len aap kisi se baet nahi ho satke. aap kitney hi jatan kar len aap kisi kaamil murshid tak nahi pahonch satke. .. . ?

mari wala saa kise na pocha atna sambal ka kaha jate ho.kaha isb.waha kya karoga
ap ko to kam nahi ata.mari wala na kha
boon marsi kana kasi na.

chandani raat thi
woh mery saath thi
main uss kr upper tha
woh mery neechey thi
yaroo ghabraty kion ho
woh koi larki nahi
meri honda bike thi