iJunoon Archives 2015

kis trha yaad karun kese bhulaun tjhko,

tu koi rasm nahi hai k nibhaoon tjhko..

roz aankhon se bikharta hai naya khwab koi,

DIL ye kehta hai aankhon mein sajaon tjhko..

khoob hote hain ye chahat k meethe rishte,

bhool kr bhi kabhi dushman na banaoon tjhko..

tere jane pe machalta hai boht DIL lekn,

zabt itna hai k phir bhi na bhulaoon tjhko..

zindagi kon se taaron ka falak hai MOHSIN,

kis trha apna sitaara mein banaoon tjhko..!!

Aik sardar jee apni sister ke sath bicycle pe kahen ja rahe thay. Aik aur sardar ne unhain dekha to samjha ke shayad woh un ki girlfriend hai, unhon ne awaz lagai, oay sardar jee...! mashook te bari sohni bithai ae cycle te. Yeh sun kar sardar jee ko ghussa aa gaya, or bole, oay mashook howe gi teri...! apni taan bhain wa

Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain.
Gabbar singh: kinnay???
Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain.
Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai???
Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free.
Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho?
Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.

Salam_e_mohabbat

Bara khubsurat

Bara dilruba hay

Jabhi to meri jaan

Machalta huwa dil

Tumain kah raha hay salam

Yeh kiya bay rukhi hay

ajee kuch to bolo

Kaheen yeh khamoshi

Sada ban na jaye

Meri jaan tumari

Yehi beniyazi bilakhir

Payam e wafa ban na jaye

Is inkaar main bhi

Tumari raza hay

Zara apni palkon k

Piche to jhanko

Umangoon ka sholah

Bharakne laga hay

Woh dil jis ko pathar

Banaya hay tu ne

Woh pathar bhi ab to

Dharakne laga hay

Yeh ulfat naheen hay

To phir aur kiya hay

Khalish pyaar ki tum

Chupaoo ge kaise

Mohabbat hui hay

To ikraar kar lo

Agar hum naheen hain

Wafaoon k kabil

Jise chahte ho

Use pyaar kar lo

Abhi tak jahan main

Yehi kuch huwa hay

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i-- m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i--m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

ager tum chahty ho k main tum se baat keron
to phir ye tay hay k aaj se tum ruthna chor do gay

ager main hua khafa to janta hon main
manaon gay nahi bolna chor do gay

tum bhi ho mohabbat main khila hua ek phool
janta hon juda hua tum se to tum mehkna chor do gay

kab se meri yaad main tum jage hoy ho
guzron ga tab tumhari gali se jab tum jagna chor do gay

waqt aagaya hay tum se rukhsat hone ka Sanam
waada keroo k tum tarpna chor do gay.......!

qadam qadam peh hawa ki disha ka khayal rakhna..
mushkil samay main bhi dosti ko yad rakhna...
hamari yadon ki khushboo zaroor ayay gi....
bus tum apni nak saaf rakha

aik sardar Englang gaya, wahan us ka garma khane ko dil chaha, us ne socha keh garmi ko HEAT kehte hain, is hisab se garma HEATA kehlae ga, woh aik store main jata hai or sales girl se kehta hai PLEASE GIVE ME ONE HEATA. sales girl ne yeh word pehle nahen suna hota, woh dictionary main check karne lag jati hai ke akhir HEATA kis chez ka nam hai, kafi der dictionary check karne ke bad sardar se kehti hai ke aap ki matlooba chez hamare store main nahen hai, sardar store se bahir aa raha hota hai to us ko aik dost mil jata hai, woh bhi sardar hota hai, woh kehta hai ke sardar jee, main is store main HEATA lene aya tha, in ke pas hai hi nahen, dosra sardar bola, yar yeh loag bare nalaiq hain, kal main in ke store main COLDA (sarda) lene aya tha in ke pas woh bhi nahen tha....!

Mohabbat ki qasam wo aisa nahin tha

Wo apna tha magar lagta nahin tha

Najanay kion nah aya mujh say milnay

Zamanay say tu wo drta nahin tha

Tabassum ki buri adat thi us ko

Wo mujh ko dekh kr tu hansta nahin tha

Meray Dil main hai ab tak us ki ulfat

Wo mera tha, Meray jaisa nahin tha