iJunoon Archives 2015

Once a sardar--s son asked him, Bapu jee! ik jumle di angrezi tan dasso. Sardar asked, Oay main matric paas aan, puch putra jo puchna ae. Son asked, kam hoya, fair hoya, te fair honda hi gaya. Sardar, Puttar very simple, work done, and done, and done dana dan dan.

Dil ko aadat hai zakhm khanay ki
Aakhon ko aadat hai gham chupanay ki
Par ye bhi sach hai keh
Hum ji sakte hai aapke bagair bhi
Hume jarurat nahi kisi bahane ki

Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can--t. I ran out of film

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What--s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What--s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaad

Amratsar main do sardar sath sath ke gharon main rehte thay, un ke samne wale ghar main aik bacha rehta tha jo un ko bohot tang karta tha. Aik dafa ittefaq se donon sardaron ne -Ghora- khareda, aik ne dosre se kaha ke donon ghoron ki height barabar hai, kion na koi nishani laga dain takeh confusion na ho, aik sardar ne apne ghoray ki dum kat di, bacha chup kar dekh raha tha, us ne moqa pa kar dosre ghore ki bhi dum kat di. Sardaron ne jab dekha ke donon ghoron ki dum kati hui hai to un ko bohot ghussa aya, unhon ne socha ke aik ghoray ke kaan kat dete hain, jab aik ke kaan kat diay to baad main bachay ne moqa pa kar dosre ke bhi kaan kaat diay. is dafa to sardaron ko bara hi ghussa aya aur bole ke ab to koi achi si nishani donon ghoron pe laga kar hi chorain ge. Akhir kafi soch bichar ke bad aik sardar ko idea aa hi gaya, bola, -- oay sardar jee! nishani laan noon chaddo paraan... kala wala tohada te chitta wala mera...

yooN zindagi ki raah meiN takra gaya koi
ik roshni andheroN mein bikhra gaya koi

wo haadsa wo pehli mulaakat kyaa kahoon
itni ajab thi soorat haal kya kahoon
wo kehar wo gazab wo jafa muJko yaad hai
wo uski berukhi ki adaa muJhko yaad hai
mita nahin hai zehan peh yoon chaa gaya koi
yooN zindagi ki raah meiN takra gaya koi

pehle muJhe wo dekh k barham si ho gayee
phir apne hi haseeN khayaloN meiN kho gayee
bechargi peh meri usse reham aa gaya
shaayad mere taDapne ka andaaz bhaa gaya
saansoN se bhi kareeb mere aa gaya koi
yooN zindagi ki raah meiN takra gaya koi

yoon usne pyaar se meri baahOn ko choo liya
manzil ne jaise shaakh ke raahon ko choo liya
ik pal meiN dil peh kaise qayamt guzar gayi
rug rug mein uske husn ki khusboo bikhar gayi
zulfon ko mere shaanay peh lehraa gaya koi
yooN zindagi ki raah meiN takra gaya koi

ab is dil-e-tabaah ki haalat na poochiye
benaam aarzoo ki lazzat na poochiye
ik ajnabi tha rooh ka armaan ban gaya
ik haadsa tha pyaar ka unwaan ban gaya
manzil ka raasta muJhe dikhla gaya koi
yooN zindagi ki raah meiN takra gaya koi

Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi,
Hahahahahah

Yaar de tur jaan da sadma sahaara kis taran,
Umar bhar uss de bina kalla guzaara kis taran,

Patjhadan ne khaa laye hun phull tamaam iss baag de,
Aaoongiyaan iss baag te mud ke bahaaraan kis taran,

Na osdee tasveer hai na yaad daa deevaa jage,
Aarti os dee utaaraan ,tan utaaraan kis taran,

Mar gaye pehlan hee jehde ishq de vich mar gaye,
Tohmtaan la la ke main mariyaan nu maaraan kis taran,

Tera naam leetey be gair main tur sakan na ikk kadam,
Mehraman main naam tera dil chon visaaraan kis taran,

Raat bhar neendar naa aave,naa hee aave dil nu chain,
Mere sajjna pall vichhode de guzaaraan kis taran,

Mainu tere shehar vich jaan-da koi na see,
Lok mere maran te jud gaye hazaaraan kis taran,

Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL