Sardar Jee in London

aik sardar Englang gaya, wahan us ka garma khane ko dil chaha, us ne socha keh garmi ko HEAT kehte hain, is hisab se garma HEATA kehlae ga, woh aik store main jata hai or sales girl se kehta hai PLEASE GIVE ME ONE HEATA. sales girl ne yeh word pehle nahen suna hota, woh dictionary main check karne lag jati hai ke akhir HEATA kis chez ka nam hai, kafi der dictionary check karne ke bad sardar se kehti hai ke aap ki matlooba chez hamare store main nahen hai, sardar store se bahir aa raha hota hai to us ko aik dost mil jata hai, woh bhi sardar hota hai, woh kehta hai ke sardar jee, main is store main HEATA lene aya tha, in ke pas hai hi nahen, dosra sardar bola, yar yeh loag bare nalaiq hain, kal main in ke store main COLDA (sarda) lene aya tha in ke pas woh bhi nahen tha....!