Minu Malik

Sochoon To Wo Saath Chal Raha Hai
Dekhoon To Nazar Badal Raha Hai,

Kyun Baat Zubaan Se Keh Kar,
Koi DIL Aaj Bhi Haath Mal Raha Hai,

Raaton Ke Safar Mein Weham Sa Hai,
Ye Main Hoon Ke Chaand Chal Raha Hai,

Hum Bhi Tere Baad Jee Rahe Hain,
Aur Tu Bhi Kahi Behal Raha Hai,

Samjha Ke Abhi Gaye Hain dost,
Aur DIL Hai Ke Phir Machal Raha Hai,

Phele Si Wo Roshni Nahi,
Ab Kya DARD ka Chaand Dhal Raha Hai

Boy to his Girlfriend : you know what
Aaj mene blackberry liya :)
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Girlfriend : ohh wow mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango laye thay
bada maza aaya kha kar

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT College ki Larki

One day a stupid punk called amir malik was writing a stupid joke and his mum called him,
she shouted out ""AMMER"" amir came runnig down straight into the kitchen and picked up a knife and killed himself
because he thaught his mum said ""AA"" MARR"" meaning come and die

#funny