Minu Malik

AYE WAKT KABHI LAUT AA, MERI ZINDGI UDHAAR DE,
MUJHE AUR KUCH ATAA NA KAR, JO KHO GAYA WO PYAR DE

MUJHE WOHI LAMHE BAKSH DE, JINME WO MERE SATH THA
PHIR THAAM KAR ZARA KHUD KO TU, MERI ZINDGI SANWAAR DE,

MERI TISHNAGI KI AANCH ME, HAI AAWAZ KAHIN KHO GAYI
MERE YAAR KO AAAWAZ DE, MERI OR SE PUKAAR DE,

HAI AAJ MERE SATH BAS, MERI MAYUSIYA TANHAIYA
MERE YAAR ZARA RAHEM KAR, MUJHE THODA SA KARAAR DE,

YAHA HAR TARAF ADAVATEIN, NAFRAT-O-FAREB HAI,
JAHA HAR ZAHEN ME PYAAR HO, KOI AISA SANSAAR DE…

Sochoon To Wo Saath Chal Raha Hai
Dekhoon To Nazar Badal Raha Hai,

Kyun Baat Zubaan Se Keh Kar,
Koi DIL Aaj Bhi Haath Mal Raha Hai,

Raaton Ke Safar Mein Weham Sa Hai,
Ye Main Hoon Ke Chaand Chal Raha Hai,

Hum Bhi Tere Baad Jee Rahe Hain,
Aur Tu Bhi Kahi Behal Raha Hai,

Samjha Ke Abhi Gaye Hain dost,
Aur DIL Hai Ke Phir Machal Raha Hai,

Phele Si Wo Roshni Nahi,
Ab Kya DARD ka Chaand Dhal Raha Hai

Boy to his Girlfriend : you know what
Aaj mene blackberry liya :)
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Girlfriend : ohh wow mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango laye thay
bada maza aaya kha kar

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT College ki Larki

One day a stupid punk called amir malik was writing a stupid joke and his mum called him,
she shouted out ""AMMER"" amir came runnig down straight into the kitchen and picked up a knife and killed himself
because he thaught his mum said ""AA"" MARR"" meaning come and die