iJunoon Archives 2015

Kabhi aah lab pe machal gayi

Kabhi ashq aankh se dhal gaye

Yeh tumare gham k chrag hain

Kabhi bujh gaye kabhi jal gaye

Main khayaal_o_khuwab ki mahfilen

Na baqadre shoq saja saka

Teri ek nazar k sath hi

Mere sab iraade badal gaye

Jo fana huwe gham e ishq main

Unhain zindagi ka na gham huwa

Jo na apni aag main jal sake

Woh parayi aag main jal gaye

Tha unhain bhi meri tara junoon

To phir un main muj main yeh farq kyun

Main greft_e_gham se na bach saka

Woh hadoud gham se nikal gaye

Yeh tumare gham k chrag hain

Kabhi bujh gaye kabhi jal gaye

Kabhi aah lab pe machal gayi

Kabhi ashq aankh se dhal gaye

teacher: tell me that pyjamas is plural or sigular?
student:sigular on the top and plural at the bottom.hahahaha

1 dafa 1 hathi jangle sy guzar raha tha k uss ka samna 1 cheunti sy howa hathi ny kaha k ager main 1 phoonk maroon tu tum urh jao gi....cheunti ny kaha k ager main tumharry kaan main 1 baat bataon tu tum merr jao gy phir cheunti ny hathi k kaan main baat batai or hathi merr gaya.........socho socho cheunti ny hathi k kaan main kya kaha ......................................................................................................uss ny kaha k main tumhary bachy ki maan banay wali hoon ..........hashahahahahaa.......

Marne ki duayeen kyun mangon

Jeene ki tamana koun kare

Yeh duniya ho ya woh duniya

Ab khuwaish e duniya koun kare



Jo aag lagayi thi tum ne

Us ko to bujhaya ashkon ne

Jo ashkoon ne bharkayi hay

Us aag ko thanda koun kare



Jab kashti sabit_o_salim thi

Sahil ki tamana kis ko thi

Ab asi shikesta kashti par

Sahil ki tamana koun kare



Duniya ne humain chhora ae dil

Hum chhoor na den kyun duniya ko

Duniya ko samjh kar bathe hain

Ab duniya duniya koun kare

Ek ustaad Shagird say:
Misaal day kar wazahat karo k Zameen gole hai?
Shagird:
Janaab football gole hai isliyay zameen bhi gole hai.
Isper ustaad nay jawab diya:
Isliyay aap ka number bhi GOLE hai.
hahahahahahahahhahhahahhahah

Neele neele amber par

Chaand jab aye pyaar barsaye

Hum ko tarsaye

asa koy sathi ho asa koy premi ho

Piyaas dil ki bujha jaye



Unche unche parbat

Jab chumte hain amber ko

Piyasa piyasa amber

Jab chumta hay sagar ko

Pyaar se kasne ko

Bahoon main basne ko

Dil mera lalchaye

Koy to a jaye

Asa koy sathi ho asa koy premi ho

Piyaas dil ki bujha jaye



Thande thande jhonke

Jab baloon ko sehlayeen

Tapti tapti kirneen

Jab galoon ko chu jayeen

Sanson ki garmi ko

Hathon ki narmi ko

Mera mann tarsaye

Koy to chu jaye

Asa koy sathi ho asa koy premi ho

Piyaas dil ki bujha jaye



Cham cham karta sawan

Boondon k baan chalaye

Satrangi barsaton main

Jab tan man bhiga jaye

Pyaar main nahane ko

Duub hi jane ko

Dil mera tarpaye

Khuwab jaga jaye

Asa koy sathi ho asa koy premi ho

Piyaas dil ki bujha jaye

Neele neele amber par

Sardar2: Birla Cement
Sardar1: Kyun?
Sardar2: Kyun Ke Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.


One Sardar Love With A Nurse.
He Writes Love Letter!
He Writes: I Love You Sister.


A Sardar Went To A Bank To Open An Account.
After Seeing The Form He Had Gone To Islamabad For
Filling Up. You Know Why?
Form Said Fill Up In CAPITAL.