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Alisha Khan

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 48
Member Since : Jan 05, 2007
Poetry / Sad

Alisha Khan

Yaqeenan Raastay Dushwaar Bhi Hain.

Yaqeenan Raastay Dushwaar Bhi Hain....
Magar Hum Chalnay Ko Tayaar Bhi Hain,,,,,

Mustaqbil Sey Nimat Lun Ga Yaqeenan.....
Meray Dushman Pass-e-Dewaar Bhi Hain,,,,

K Jiss Dil Mien Kadurat Pal Rahi Hai.....
Wohi Baahien Galay Ka Haar Bhi Hain,,,,

Meray Gham Mien Ezaafa Kar Rahay Hain....
Jo Kehnay Ko Meray Gham_Khawaar Bhi Hain,,,,,,

· 0 Like · Jun 04, 2018 at 16:06
Category: sad
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Alisha Khan

Lessons Of Life.

Logon ko itni ahmiyat do jitni woh tumhein dete hain kam doge to magrur khelao ge ziyadah doge to gir jao ge

· 6 Like · May 31, 2018 at 06:05
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Poetry / Love

Alisha Khan

Mehboob Apne Naam

Kisi Patwaari se Taaluq Hai Tumhara
Mehboob Apne Naam Karwana Hai

· 0 Like · Apr 28, 2018 at 04:04
Category: love
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Alisha Khan

Insaan Apni Zabaan Ki Waja Se Jaal Mein Phanste Hain.

· 10 Like · Apr 20, 2018 at 11:04
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Alisha Khan

Baloch Larki Ka Izhar.e.mohbat Pe Jawab

BALOCH LARKI KA IZHAR.E.MOHBAT PE JAWAB........

LARKA I LOVE U ..ARRY

WO HANSI OR SHRMA K BOLI ......
...
JAO ARRY KUTA JADU GAR KA BACHA TERA SHKAL PAY THOO........

I LOVE U TOO......

· 4 Like · Apr 15, 2018 at 14:04
Category: larka-aur-larki
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Zehmat

· 0 Like · Apr 12, 2018 at 21:04
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Alisha Khan

Allah Ki Azmat

· 8 Like · Apr 12, 2018 at 00:04
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird

Alisha Khan

How To Kill An Ant?

Q: How to
Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15
marks....

... Student:
... Mix Chilli Powder with
Sugar & keep it outside the
Ant''s Hole.

After eating, Ant will search
for some water near a
water tank.

Push ant in to it. Now ant
will go to dry itself near
fire.

When it reaches fire, put a
bomb into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant
in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from
it''s mouth n kill the ant.

MORAL:
Don''t play with students
thay can do any thing for
15 marks.

hahaha Like If agree............................

· 2 Like · Apr 11, 2018 at 23:04
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Bittu Ka Kamra

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorne gaya..


Aunty ne bola: Beta raat bohot ho gai hai,
tum yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.


Ladka bola: nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga


Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi Sundar
ladki CHAYE le kar aai..


Ladka: Aap kaun ho?


Ladki: Me BITTU, Aap kaun?


Ladka: Me saala ullu ka patha

· 1 Like · Mar 03, 2018 at 09:03
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Alisha Khan

Pagaal

aik larki aapni friend say milne hostil gai to batoon batoon main rat ho gai os ki friend ne kaha ke tum rat ko yaheen ruk jao kaal subha chali jana wo razi ho gai mager os hostil ki maneger ne mana ker dia ;;; to os ne aapni friend say kaha ke tum aesa kero ke paroos main pagaal khana hia wahaan pata kertay hain ke shayad koi room mil jai wo dono pagaal khane ja ker pata kerti hain to wahaan per koi room khali nahi hota hai ;;; meger pagaal khane walay boltay hain ke aap ager chaheen to aik neem pagaal admi hai os ke sath adjust ker leen wo koi khaternak nahi hia bhoot sharif hai;;; to wo larki maan jati hai ke theek hia main adjust ker loongi;;; raat ko jaab sab so jatee hian to wo pagaal admi aata hai or larki ko haat laga ker bolta hai ke main ungaali[finger] or mun[lip] say kuch ker ke dekhaoon to wo lerki der jati hai or os pagaal ko bolti hai ke jao ja ker so jaoo to wo chala jata hai is tarhaan wo her thori deer ke baad aata hai or os ko yahi boolta hai ke ungali or mun say kuch ker ke dekhaoon is terhaan 5 martaba hota hai to larki bohoot derjati hai 6th time wo pagaal phir aata hai to wo larki bolti hai ke theek hai chaloo ker ke dekhaoo;;;
to wo pagaal aapni ungali ko aapne hoontoon[lips] per rakh ker awaaz nikalta hai bhur bhur bhur bhur

· 1 Like · Nov 08, 2017 at 06:11
Category: miscellaneous
 

Alisha Khan

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