Sanam Baloch

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

Ustaad (shagird se): Dastak ko jumel mai istemal karo!
Shagird: Janab mujhe dus tak ginti aati hai.

Aaj kal ki mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho
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Band car ko bhi hila deti hai...

Samajhdaar log Thoko Like***

Aaj kal ki mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho
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Band car ko bhi hila deti hai...

Samajhdaar log Thoko Like***

ager tum chahty ho k main tum se baat keron
to phir ye tay hay k aaj se tum ruthna chor do gay

ager main hua khafa to janta hon main
manaon gay nahi bolna chor do gay

tum bhi ho mohabbat main khila hua ek phool
janta hon juda hua tum se to tum mehkna chor do gay

kab se meri yaad main tum jage hoy ho
guzron ga tab tumhari gali se jab tum jagna chor do gay

waqt aagaya hay tum se rukhsat hone ka Sanam
waada keroo k tum tarpna chor do gay.......!

Ek dafa ek aadmi ek tota bech raha hota hai to ek orrat oos ke paas aa ke kheti hai ke bhai ye to kitne ka hai to aadmi kheta hai behan 500 ropay ka hai to orrat kheti hai ke is mein aesi kya khaas baat hai jo is ke keemat itni zyada hai ,,, aadmi bolta hai ke agar aap is ke daien taraf maren gi to yeh english bole ga, agar aap is ke baien taraf maren gi to punjabi bole ga ,,
woh orrat oos ko khareed kar ghar le jaati hai,,,
jab oos ke ghar le kar jaati hai to oos ke daien parr pe bohat ahista marit hai , to tota kehta hai ke ""hello hello hi"" , to agli baar woh oos ke baien taraf pe bohat zor se maarti hai to woh kheta hai ke panchodiye holi nai sa maar sak di,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ha ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa