Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Meri Shadi To Study Ki Waja Se Late Hue

WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife Tags: Wedding Wife Marriage Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Jutt Kisi Ki Shadi Me Gya,

1 Jutt kisi ki shadi me gya,
shadi walay ghar k 2 darwazay thay,
1 pe rishtedar dosray pe dost likha tha,
Jutt dosto walay darwaze se dakhil hua,
aagay phir 2 darwazay thay 1 pe ladies dosray pe gents likha tha,
Jutt gents walay darwazay se enter hua,
wahan 2 or darwazay thay,
1 pe gift dene walay dosray pe baghair gift walay likha tha,
Jutt baghair gift walay darwazay me dakhil ho gya.
Samne dekha to Jutt bahir gali me kharra tha.!.

· 1 Like · May 15, 2013 at 19:05
Category: funny Tags: Wedding Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Apple Se "vitamins" Milty Hen.!.

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen.!.
Vitamin se "Power"
Power se "Work" hota hy.!.
Work se "PAISA"
PAISE se "Marriage" hoti hy.!.
aur
Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti hy.!.
Wife se "Tension" hi milti hy.!.
Aur Tension se Depression.!.
Depression se "DEATH"
Le Beta.!.
Aur khaa Saib.!.

· 1 Like · May 14, 2013 at 18:05
Category: funny Tags: Wedding Death Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Ghussy Ka Aana Mard Hony Ki Nishani Hai,

Ghussy ka aana mard Hony ki Nishani Hai,,
.
mgr
.
Ghussy ko p Jana
.
.
.
"shadi shuda mard"
Hony ki Nishani Hai..., ;-):-P

· 2 Like · Apr 30, 2013 at 14:04
Category: funny Tags: Wedding Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Marital Woes

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Wedding Anniversary

Aaj Mall road par karfew lag gaya. Wajah yeh batai jati hai kay Jungle ka Badshah Sher apni Malika Sherni kay sath Wedding Anniversary celebrate karnay PC aaya huwa tha.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Wedding
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Unknown

Wedding

once a boy said to his dad i wont call you on my wedding his dad asks why? boy said I WONT CALL YOU I WONT CALL YOU again his dad asks the reason the boy says because you didnt call me on your wedding

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Wedding
 
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