Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kiya Main Hathi Ki Tarha Moti Hon?.

Beti: kiya Main Hathi ki tarha moti hon? . Maa: Arey nahi Beta tu to bohat Smart hai . Beti: kiya Main kali Nagan ki tarha hon? . Maa:Nahi Nahi tu to bohat sundar hai . Beti:To Kiya Main Manhoos hon? . Maa: Nahi Beta tu to Bohat Piyari hai, . Beti: phir Loog Q kehty han k tum To . Poori Apni . . . . "MAA"ki Tarha ho? . . Maa: Laanat teri shakal pe . Jooti Maar k tera chuiya jesa Munh torr don gi Kali dayan to apni DÄDI or PHUPPI pe gai ha . Manhoos måri

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Beti Baby Mom Maa Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

Ache Dost Bnao Q Ke Insan Ki Phchan Us Se Ni Uske Doston Se Hoti Hai.

Ache Dost Bnao Q Ke insan ki phchan us se ni uske Doston se hoti hai Isi liye tm ne mjhe dost bnaya na Boht Chalak ho Kasam se

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: friendship Tags: Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

Na Jane Kis Mitti K Hain Mere Dost.

Na jane kis mitti k hain mere dost. Jab tak mitti paleet na karo msg hi nahi karte Package SusraL ! ! walo k liye karwaya hai kya?

· 1 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: funny Tags: Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

· 5 Like · Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

· 5 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Janu Mujh Par Shayari Banao

GirlFrnd: Janu Mujh Par Shayari Banao. Boy frnd: In Kali-Kali ZuLfoon Se Karti Ho Andhera - so ho Jao Ganji 0r Kardo Savera...!

· 1 Like · Jan 27, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Shairi Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

10 Kawwe Mil Kar Itna 'kaaen Kaaen' Nahi Karte.

10 kawwe mil kar itna 'kaaen kaaen' nahi karte jitna FACEBOOK or SMS Pe larkian HMMM HMMMM karti hain! Hmmm Sahe Bola?:-

· 1 Like · Jan 27, 2014 at 13:01
Category: funny Tags: Facebook Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mujhse Koi Ghalti Ho Gai He Kya?

Mujhse koi ghalti ho gai he kya? Pichle 1 Mahinee se mujhae ignore kar rahe ho Plz aisa mat karo Tumhara pyara "SAABUN" Plz nahalo yaar.

· 1 Like · Jan 27, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes Tags: Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch Kha Sakta Ho.

Mareez: Doctor Sahib Kia Mai Kuch KHa Sakta Ho . . . . . Doctor: Han Aap Mere Fees Ki ilawa Kuch Be Kha Sakty Ho.

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2014 at 14:01
Category: funny Tags: Mareez Doctor Jokes Funny Sms
 
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