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Kashif Yaqoob

Dua Ki Apeal.

Dua Ki Apeal Ye msg sab ko send kare Roz kitne faltu msgs karte hai plz dont ignore Mene Rs.2950/ ka 1 sweatr lia hai Dua kare us pe rowa na aye.

· 2 Like · Jan 21, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes Tags: Dua Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

Har Shehr Har Diwar Pey Tera Naam Likha

Har Shehr Har Diwar Pey Tera Naam Likha Hai Kahin Mohtram Kahin Sahib, Kahin Janab Likha Hai Uper Talash-e-Gumshuda Nechy Zehni Tawazun Kharab Likha Hai.

· 1 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Shairi Funny Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

shohar Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

· 4 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: fool Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Us Waqt Sakht Ghussa Ata Hai Jub Sakht Sardi Main 1 Kambal Main 2 Log Hon.

Us Waqt Sakht Ghussa Ata Hai JUb Sakht Sardi Main 1 Kambal Main 2 Log Hon... Or Or Or Or Doosra Paad Mar De.

· 1 Like · Jan 17, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Karachi Me 865 Girls Ko Hart Atteck 1019 Grls Behosh

Karachi me 865 girls ko Hart atteck 1019 grls Behosh or 400ne hudkushi krli QK kisi gadhe ne khaber pehladi thi k Main shadi shuda hu..

· 1 Like · Jan 17, 2014 at 20:01
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Shakhs Ki Mertey Waqt Wasiyat:

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

· 4 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Nurse Beta Biwi Doctor Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Kanjoos Shohar Ki Bv Ne Sms Kia:

ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!

· 3 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: jokes Tags: Shohar Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apple Se "vitamins" Milty Hen.

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!

· 2 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: wife Tags: Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Girl Kaha Ho?

GirL: Kaha Ho? . Boy: Bank Me . GirL: Mere Liye 9000 Rupe WaLa MobiLe Or 4000 WaLa Koi Acha Sa Suit Lete Ana:) . Boy: BLood Bank Me Hun Kameni Aja Khoon PeLay..

· 1 Like · Jan 15, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Boy Girl Jokes Funny Sms
 
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