Tag: Nurse

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

Doctor (to nurse): ''Ask the accident victim what his

name is so we can notify his family.''

Nurse (a few minutes later): ''He says his family

knows his name.''

School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract that keeps you poor all ur life
so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

A sardar falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse : I Love U sister...

OPREATION THEWATER JATAY HOOYE MAREEZ NY NURSE SY POOCHA:-""JO SURJON MERA OPERATION KARNEWALY HAI KIYA WOH QABIL HAIN?""
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- HAN WOH BHAOUT ACHAY HAI IN KO KATNY KE BARHE PRACTICE HAI.
MAREEZ NY GHABRAH KAR KAHA:- KIYA MATLAB.....?
NURSE NY JAWAB DIYA:- WOH DOCTOR BANNAY SY PEHLY QASAIE THAY.
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HA HA HA!!!!!!!!HOOO HA HA HE HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Definition of a Nurse

A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and
then expects ur pulse to be normal


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doctor asked from nurse where is the bed of that patient
nurse replied : the patient of that bed was feeling cold, i layed him with other patient which was having 105 temperature