Tag: Student
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?
MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi
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Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Mothers Day
Kashif Yaqoob
Meri Maa Ki Duaon Ka Asar Lagta Hy,
Teacher studnts se:Agr tm me se koi mujhy muthi bhar JANAT ki matti la k dyga to wo tm me se kamyab studnt hoga. Agly din 1 chota bacha muthi bhar matti le aya or teacher ko dydi Teacher naraz ho k kaha:tm mujh se mazaq kr rahy ho Ye matti kahan se lae Studnt ne anso bhari ankhon k 7 jawab dya Ye matti me apni MAA ki qabar se utha laya hn ap he ny humain sikhaya k Maa k qadmon taly Janat hy. Sakht toofan me b aasan safar lagta hy, ye mjhe meri Maa ki duaon ka asar lagta hy, sari umar meri MAA nhe soi bs Me ny aik bar kaha tha 'MAA MJHE DAR LAGTA HAI' I love u Ammi.
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Jan 20, 2014 at 15:01
Category: mothers-day
Tags: Teacher Student Sms Maa
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Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
1studnt Class Me Boht Ochal Rha Tha
1StuDnt CLass mE bOht OCHal Rha tha TeAcHr:AP k PaPa APko AmroD bOht khilate H? Boy:G Ha Lakin APko kese Pata?: TeAcHr:APkE AnDr k keery se
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Dec 04, 2013 at 13:12
Category: jokes
Tags: Boy Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Fool
Kashif Yaqoob
"hum Dunya Me Doosron Ki Madad Karnae Aae Hain.
Teacher: "Hum dunya me doosron ki madad karnae aae hain. "Student: "Woh to theek he, magr ye 'doosray' kya karne aae hen???"
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Nov 28, 2013 at 15:11
Category: fool
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Miss: Smndr Mein Aam Ka Drkht Ho To Tm Kse Aam Toro Ge?
Miss: Smndr Mein aam Ka Drkht Ho To Tm Kse aam Toro ge? Stdnt: Fish Bn k Miss:Insan Ko fish Tera baap Bnaye ga? Stdnt:To Smndr Mein Drkht Teri Maa Lgae gi?
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Oct 10, 2013 at 15:10
Category: jokes
Tags: Teacher Student Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 Baje Shuru Hota Hy Phir Der Q Ki?
Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? - Bacha - - - Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo Dost SHAK karte Hen.
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Oct 09, 2013 at 16:10
Category: funny
Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Professor:what Is"obsessive Compulsive Neurotic Disorder"..?
Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
Studnt :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
Prof : ye kya tha...?
Studnt :- to woh kya tha?:-D
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Jul 17, 2013 at 12:07
Category: jokes
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Teacher: Galti Honay Pa Maafi Manganay Walon Ko Kiya Kehtay Hain?? .
Teacher: Galti honay pa maafi manganay
walon ko kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Samjh dar
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Teacher: Aur galti na honay paa b maafi
manganay walay ko kiya kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Boyfriend..:P:P
walon ko kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Samjh dar
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Teacher: Aur galti na honay paa b maafi
manganay walay ko kiya kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Boyfriend..:P:P
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Jun 13, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Exams
Kashif Yaqoob
Upcoming Horror Movies!
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1:-Exam Ka Khouf
2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.
1:-Exam Ka Khouf
2:-Tarapta Student
3:-Shaitani Book
4:-Result wala jin
5:-Neend ki mout
6:-Khooni Notes
7:-Ssshhh Subah Paper ha.
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Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: exams
Tags: Student Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Teacher: “promise Karo Kabhi
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
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Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: jokes
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
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