Kashif Yaqoob

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can't smoke here.. Man: But I purchase this Cigrette from ur shop.. Sales girl:We also sell Toilet Paper so it doesn't mean u start Potty here...

SmS na karne walo k liye song . . " Agar Tum mil Jao " To Taangen Torr den gay Hum Tumhen paa k Tumhare Peeche Kuttay Chor den gay HUM. Bus Tum mil Jaaaooo... Hanso mat sms kar lia karo.. * Kanjoos

Dost Tum ek Aise DON Ho Jis K Paas dosti k Hr Lock Ki Chaabi Hy Is Liye Hum Aap ko "DON"With "KEY" Kehty Hen Yani K "DONKEY" thanx mt bolo pagal ye tmara haq.

Ek cockroach k marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfz "Aao mujhe mar dalo buzdl insan! Tum mujh se jalte ho Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi, mujh se darti hy"

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

Bv: Hamari Prosan Hr Maheeny Apne Husband Ke Sath Ghomny Jati Hai : Ap Bhi Kabi Le Jaya Kro Na. : Husband: Mene 3,4 Bar Kaha Hai Mgr : : Wo Manti He Nahi...

1 Larky Ne 1 Burhi Ama K Pas Pataka Rk Dia Log Chillaye Ama Pataka Hy Ama Patakha Hy Bhuria Sharma k Boli Chal hat Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi...

Ghazab ka Nakhra Ajab Ye Style Hy, SmS Nahi karty Or kehty Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hy, Kanjusi ki Had To Dekho Touba Touba Itni bezti k bad B Chehre Pe Smile Hai. . kanjoos khai kay

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Arz hai-roz roz weight check kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..