Kashif Yaqoob

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

A Very Emotional Msg.. Main nay "Maa" Say Poocha, "Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is Tarah Raaton ko jagti Raho gi? "Maa" Nay Pyar say Mera Matha Chooma Aur Kaha: "Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon say Raat ko Baat kerna nahi Choray ga "Begherat." Ooppssss; Moral: TUJHAY SUB HAI PTAaaaaa MERI MAAAAAAAA....

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can't smoke here.. Man: But I purchase this Cigrette from ur shop.. Sales girl:We also sell Toilet Paper so it doesn't mean u start Potty here...

SmS na karne walo k liye song . . " Agar Tum mil Jao " To Taangen Torr den gay Hum Tumhen paa k Tumhare Peeche Kuttay Chor den gay HUM. Bus Tum mil Jaaaooo... Hanso mat sms kar lia karo.. * Kanjoos

Dost Tum ek Aise DON Ho Jis K Paas dosti k Hr Lock Ki Chaabi Hy Is Liye Hum Aap ko "DON"With "KEY" Kehty Hen Yani K "DONKEY" thanx mt bolo pagal ye tmara haq.

Ek cockroach k marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfz "Aao mujhe mar dalo buzdl insan! Tum mujh se jalte ho Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi, mujh se darti hy"

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

Bv: Hamari Prosan Hr Maheeny Apne Husband Ke Sath Ghomny Jati Hai : Ap Bhi Kabi Le Jaya Kro Na. : Husband: Mene 3,4 Bar Kaha Hai Mgr : : Wo Manti He Nahi...

1 Larky Ne 1 Burhi Ama K Pas Pataka Rk Dia Log Chillaye Ama Pataka Hy Ama Patakha Hy Bhuria Sharma k Boli Chal hat Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi...