Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Darzi Banate He Lash Pash Joray.

"Special New Shair Arz He" DaRzi Banate He Lash Pash JoRay Wah Wah DaRzi Banate He LashPash JoRay Me Thek Hun ap Sunao Kesey Ho PAKORE.

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2014 at 15:02
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Shairi Funny Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

Yaad Hy Tumhe Wo School K Din Hum Kitna Kehlty Thy

Yaad Hy Tumhe Wo School k Din Hum Kitna Kehlty Thy Batain Kartay Thy Larrty Thy Hansty Thy Roty Thy Nahi Yaad? Kesy Yaad Hoga Hum konsa 1 Sath Parhty Thy.

· 1 Like · Feb 22, 2014 at 14:02
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
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Kashif Yaqoob

Baba Arz Kartay Hain Dil Hay Sacha Aur Dimaag Hay Kacha.

Baba arz kartay hain Dil hay sacha aur dimaag hay kacha wah wah Dil hay sacha aur dimaag hay kacha tere msgs nai aa rahey kya naraz hay bachaa???

· 2 Like · Feb 20, 2014 at 14:02
Category: funny Tags: Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mirchain Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hain.

Pehla Shakhs: Mirchain Kis Mausam Mein Lagti Hain. Doosra Shakhs: Koi Khaas Mausam Nahi Jab Sach BoLo Lag Jati Hain..

· 1 Like · Feb 20, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

Ye Calculation Ap Ko Btay Gi Ap Ka Best Mate Kon Hai,

(GAME) Ye Calculation Ap Ko Btay Gi Ap Ka best mate kon hai, Sath Sath Solve Krna Koi 1 No Chun Len! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 Ab Us Ko 3 se multply Kr k Us Mein 3 Jama Kren Aur Phir 3 K Sath multply Kren! Ab Ap K Pas 2 hindse Wala No. Ban Gya . Dono hindso Ko Aapas Mein Jama Kren Ab Ye Number. Ap Ka Favourite Person Ho Ga. 1. BROTHER 2.Teacher 3.Lover 4.Cousin 5.Student 6.Father 7.Mother 8.Sister 9.me Ab main apni Ahmiyat ko or kis tarah prove kron Dost Btao..agar ab bi na manu to marzi hai aap ki.

· 1 Like · Feb 20, 2014 at 13:02
Category: friendship Tags: Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Aaj Apni Mohabat Ko Naya Morr Dia Us Ne,

OuT ClasS GhaZaL.
Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr dia us ne, Paas bula k chal bay nikal bol dia us ne, Pehly hansta tha main munh khol k' Ab to Aagy wala he daant torr dia us ne, Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gya' Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne, Sardian aain tou laya keeno mere liye' keeno kha k chilka ankhon mein nichorr dia us ne, Bewafai ki hadd b dikha di ik din us ne zalim! Milnay ghar gaya to pechey kutta chor dia us ne. . . .

· 2 Like · Feb 20, 2014 at 13:02
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Poetry Funny Mohabbat Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Challenge! Check Karain Is Me Kia Miskate Hai.

Challenge! Check karain is me kia miskate hai. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 Shabaash Mistake ki spelling galat hai:
ab phr uppar jao

· 1 Like · Feb 20, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

· 4 Like · Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mene 1 Larki Ki Madad Ki To.

Mene 1 larki ki madad ki to..! usne muje thank u bola. Mene kha thank u mat kaho! ye lo mera Number # or 3 larkiyo ko deydena Or un se kehna k wo or 3 larkiyo ko dyde...! 0h Teri Khair aj to SalmAn khan ko b nahe ch0ra haha

· 2 Like · Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes Tags: Movie Women Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
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