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Maryam Rauf

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 44
Member Since : Aug 24, 2012
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maryam Rauf

Baap Beta

Aek dafa aek baap or beta bahir jatay hean baap ka beta neechay girey hoi cheeze dakhata hai or utha lata hai us ka baap kahta hai kea neechay gerey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay phir thori durr he jatay hean tu us larkay ka baap gir jata hai naalay mea woh kahta hai beta mujeh bahir nikalo tu us ka beta kahta hai baap aap nea he tu kaha tha kea betay girey hoi cheeze ko nai uthatay

· 2 Like · Dec 03, 2018 at 18:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maryam Rauf

Bimar Meraz

Aik dafa aik pehlawn hota hai woh apni akhri ladyi ladnay gata hai woh apni (fight) kay liya naya (underwear buy) karta hai. (Fight) ka din aagya woh (fight) karnay gata hai aur woh (win) ho gata hai aur phir sab ko apna (new underwear) dekhata hai to sab (laugh) karna (start) ho gatay hain aur phir woh (home) chala gata hai aur apni biwi say kahta hai keh mujhe per sab (laugh) kar rahay thay to os ki biwi kehti hai woh to app ghar hai bhol gayaya thay
lolzzzz
lolzzz

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2018 at 12:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Maryam Rauf

Aqalmand

· 7 Like · Nov 08, 2018 at 00:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Social Wall / Photos

Maryam Rauf

Nobuddy Ever Listens To Me...

· 0 Like · Oct 29, 2018 at 06:10
Category: photos
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maryam Rauf

Player.

a baffled man entered a calm fharmacy ov a doc n shouted,""doc, 4 God sake do something 4 me, i was playing on da flute but ,but i made a mistake to swallow it."" doc said coolly, wel u should thank God that u werent playing on a piano.""...bye~shye

· 1 Like · Oct 22, 2018 at 12:10
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Sad

Maryam Rauf

Azziyat, Museebat, Malaamat, Balaayen.

Azziyat, Museebat, Malaamat, Balaayen.....

Teray Ishq Mien Hum Nay Kya Kya Na Dekha.....



· 0 Like · Sep 19, 2018 at 22:09
Category: sad
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Maryam Rauf

Water

AIK DAFA AIK GORA ADMI KISI DESI FAMILY KEHAAN REHNE ATA HAI. WOH USKO ITNA MERCHOON WALA KHANA KHILATE HAIN KE USKI BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI. DOSRAY DIN USKO BOHAT ZOR SE BATHROOM ATA HAI TO WOH BATROOM BHAG TA HAI. WAHAAN JATA HAI TO USKO TOILET PAPER HI NAHI MILTA, AB USKI OR BHEE BURI HALAT HOJATI HAI, KAHIR WOH WESE HI BATHROOM KARNE LAGJATA HAI. MIRCHOON KI WAJHA SE USKO BOHAT JALAN HOTI HAI TO WOH JALDI SE PANI DALTA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI ""AAAAHHHHH!!! NOW I GET IT WHY DESI PEOPLE HAVE WATER IN THEIR BATHROOMS,TOILET PAPER WOULD HAVE BURNT"" HEHEHEHEHEHE

· 4 Like · Sep 14, 2018 at 22:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Love

Maryam Rauf

Qabil E Zikr

· 0 Like · Aug 21, 2018 at 05:08
Category: love
 
Poetry / Sad

Maryam Rauf

Barsaat

· 0 Like · Jul 27, 2018 at 20:07
Category: sad
 
Poetry / Sad

Maryam Rauf

Wo Kyun Nahi Milta

Dunya bhi mili hai Gham-e-Dunya bhi mila hai
Wo kyun nahi milta jisay manga tha Khuda se

· 0 Like · Apr 18, 2018 at 22:04
Category: sad
 

Maryam Rauf

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Country : Pakistan

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Total Updates : 44
Member Since : Aug 24, 2012
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