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Moiz Malik

Commen Sense

aik sikh sarak(road) croos kerty waqat idar uder nahi dakhta
pass say aik admi ghuzrta hy kahta hy ke tum mein commen
sense nahi hy kya?wo sikh pher apni basti mein ja ker sab
logon ko batata hy ke aik admi mujy kah raha tha k tum mein
commen semse nahi hai.sab sikhon ne mil ker fesla kya ke
hum mein say aik admi baher ke mulak jay ga ok wahan say
commen sense seekh ker aay ga.un mein say aik sikh baher
jata hy or aik angrais say pochta hy k commen sense kya hy?
wo kahata hy ke farz ker tumhry ger mein 3 log hein.aik
tumhari bewi hy dusri tumhari beti hy.tum ye batao k
tumhary ger mein tesra kon hy?SIKH BOHAT SUCHTA HY LYKIN
USY KUCH PATA NAHI CHLAT.sikh uss k pechy per jata hy mujy
batao kon hymery ger mein mein us ko zinda nahi choron ga.
wo kahny laga PALIA LOKATESRA TOO HAI.sikh kahny laga acha
too ye hy commen sence.pher wo wapis jata hy.basti ke sab
log akathy hoty hein ke ye commen sense seekh ker aya hy
or sab kobatay ga.WO SAB SAY KAHTA HY farz kero app k ger
mein 3 log hein aik app ki bewi hy dusri app ki beti hai
app mujy ye batao k tesra kon hy?
sary haran hoty hein ke hamry ger mein tesra kon hai.pher
sary uss say kahty hein k tum batao tesra kon hy.wo kahta
ke tesra Mein hon.

SARY USS KO MARNA SHURO KER DETY HEIN KE HMARU GER MEIN KYA
KER RAHY HO.

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Fahad Yousuf

Such Mooch

Reema say kisi nay poocha kay aap subha subha uth kay pehla kaam kya kartee hain.unhoon nay jawab dya kay sub say pehlay mein apnay ghar wapas aati hoon.

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Noor Bukhari

Narajgi Kee Khat O Kitabat

Mian Biwi kafi dinoo sey aik dosrey sey naraz thy.in kee bol chal bhi band thi.Aik subha mian ko jald bedar hoo kar kahien jana tha.is liye is ney kaghaz per likha""Mujhey 7 bajey utha dena"".Aur yeah kaghaz biwi k takye k pass rakh dia.Subha mian kee ankh khuli to 8 baj chukey thy,Wo gusey sey utha to dekha k takye k pass aik kagaz para hoa hey.jis per likha tha ""7 baj gey haien aab uuth jaooo.-:)

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Ureeda Tehreem

U R Really Gonn Laugh At This Joke!!!!!

THE STORY OF MY GRANDFATHER
ONE DAY MY GRANDFATHER WAS WALKING AND HE WAS PLAYING FOTTY AND HE KICKED THE BALL IN NEIBHOURHOOD HE WAS PLAYING IN THE NIGHT AND HE JUMPED AND HE TOOK HIS FOOTBBALL HE SAW THIS GUY HE SLEEP AND WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAKE UP HE WAS IN HIS BED HE TOLD HIS PARENTS THAT STORY BUT THEY DID BELEIVE!!DO U???
HINT : LAUGH!!! ITS A TRUE STORY

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Sana Ali

Animal Species

A woman needs four animal species in her life.
A jaguar in her garage:
A mink in her closet:
A tiger in her bed:
and of course a donkey to pay her bills.

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Omar Hassan

AKK DIN 3 DOST

AK DIN 3 DOST KHANAY PHANAY JATASY HAIN AK KHATA HAY KAY KASHIF HOTA TO WO BHI HAMARAY SAT KHANA KHALAY TA UN MAIN SAY AK BOLTA HAI DOSARY SAY KAY TUM JA KAY KASHIF KO BULALO US WAQT TAK HUM NAHI KHANA KHATAY HAIN WO KHSATA HAI KAY TUM KHALO GAY PHALA KHATA HAI KAY NAHI KHATAY WO CHALA JATA HAI KUCH TIME BAD (SOME TIME LETTER)WO NAHI AATA HAI TO JO DO THAY WO KHATAY HAIN KAY KHANA KHALAY TAY HAIN KASHIF TO AAYA NAHI WO BHI NAHI AA YA WO ABHI KHANA SHURO KARTAY HI HAIN KAY WO NEACHAY SAY BOLTRA HAI KAY TABHI TO MAIN JA NAHRRHA THA..

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Ameera Gul

Mazah

aik austad shagird se poochta hai ke batao humein aunt aur shahad ki makhi se kia sabak milta hai shagird aunt se ye milta hai ke kitar bana ker chalo aur makhi se ye ke jo koi chere ausay dang maro, keisa hai

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Jalaluddin Ahmed

Side Main Aa Jao

ek dafaa ek man second man se phone par kehta hai ke main ne air port par 3 workers send kar diye hain tum un ko is taraah pehchaan le naa , unhon ne black pent and black shirt pehnii hoii ho gii and tum un se any type of question ask karo ge to wo naa kahain ge . wo second man air port par jaataa hai and he saw 3 men and phir wo pehle waale se ask kkartaa hai ke tum kkahaan jaa rahe ho he said that nahin to wo 1st aadmee se kehtaa hai ke side main aa jao to wo 2nd addmee se poochtaa hai ke tum kase ho to wo addmee anser data hai ke nahin to wo os ko bhii kehtaa hai ke nahin. aap main se jis ne ye joke nahin sunaa hai to wo anser de.ok

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Abdul Rahman

Badshah Ka Shok

aik dafa aik badshah ko sher kehnay ka shok hua.us nay aik ghazal tayar ki aur aik shayar ko check karvaiy,shayar ko ghazal pasand na aaiy, us nay kaha badshah salamat ghazal achi nahin hai, badshah ko bohat ghussa aya.us nay shayar ko qaid mein daal dia aur 24 hrs kay baad usay azad kar dia gaya taqreeban aik haftay kay baad badshah nay dobara aik ghzal tayar ki aur phir usi shayar ko check karvaiy. shayar thori der khamosh betha raha phir uth kar jane laga to badshah nay poocha kay kahan ja rahay ho to us nay jawab dia ""qaid khanay"" mein.

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Haseeb Raza

Chandani Raat Thi

chandani raat thi
woh mery saath thi
main uss kr upper tha
woh mery neechey thi
yaroo ghabraty kion ho
woh koi larki nahi
meri honda bike thi

· 1 Like · 3 Days Ago
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