iJunoon Archives 2018

#Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
#Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey #Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

hain labraiz aanhon se thandhi hawae
udasi mein doobi hui hain ghatain

mohabbat ki duniya pay shaam aa chuki hai
siya posh hain zindagi ki fizayen

machalti hain seenay mein laakh aarzoyeen
tadapti hain aankhon mein laakh iltijaayen

taghaful ke agosh mein so rahay hain
tumahray sitam aur meri wafayen

magar phir bhi ae mere masoom qaatil
tumhe pyar karti hain meri duayen

Boy: Suno jana.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate #waqt baat nahikarte,
khaane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein #cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Abhi Kuch Din Mujhe
Meri Muhabbat Azmanay Do
Mujhe Khamosh Rehnay Do
Suna Hai Ishq Sacha Ho
Tu Khamoshi Laho Ban Kar
RagoN Main Nach UthTii Hai
Zara Uski RagoN Mai
Khamoshi Ko Jhoom Janay Do

Abhi Kuch Din Mujhe
Meri Muhabbat Azmanay Do

Usay Mai KyuN Bataon
Mai Ne Us Ko Kitna Chaha Hai
Bataya Jhoot Jata Hai
Sachi Baat Ki Khushboo Tu
Khud Mehsus Hoti Hai
Meri Baatain, Meri Sochain
Usay Jan Janay Do

Abhi Kuch Din Mujhe
Meri Muhabbat Azmanay Do

‎"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua...

Raat ko net nahi chal raha tha to main ghar walon k pass ja kar baith gaya..
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Ache log hain yaar wo..

#Jokes

Laal matti mein milatay kiyon ho ?
hum nashen! asshk bahatye kiyon ho ?

haan agar pyar hai mujh se to kaho !
tum mujhe itna rulatay kiyon ho ?

gir mitana hi zurori thehra
raaygan naqsh banatay kiyon ho ?

jaan-e jaan! apne hsin khowaboon ki
raakh darya mein bahatye kiyon ho ?

kon aaya hai' kisay aana hai
deep sehraa mein jalatay kiyon ho ?

kya naya rang banana hai tumhe
rang' rangon mein milatay kiyon ho ?